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Miss harlequin

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12375 on: 23 January 2018, 11:03:08 am »
Thank you Lisa Lisa I have very very low tolerance hahaha

Client. What do I get with the tie and tease session?
Me. Pardon?
Client. What do I get with the tie and tease session?
Me. Well you turn up in a tie and then we get cozy on the settee and watch tv eating maltezers! I thought that was obvious!
Client. Oh I thought it was where you would tie me up and then tease me sexually!
Me. Huh go figure
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little-minx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12376 on: 24 January 2018, 06:04:28 pm »
Tonight phone call from one of the rudest guys I've spoken to.

Me: "Hello"
Rude bastard: "Details?"
Me "What details would you like?"
Rude bastard "WELL prices, availabil.." before he'd even said availability he was talking to my dialling tone. 

Prat. 
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MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12377 on: 24 January 2018, 06:39:39 pm »


By mail on AW , I Liked the "baby girl" ...I'm 46, the "suger daddy" profile states is 29 .



hello baby girl

how are you?????

come and see me in london on thursday or friday come and party with me i want to take you shopping buy u some sexy clothers , nice shoes and whatever u like i will buy them for you and plus i will give you 300 pound in cash for you i want to be ya suger daddy and boyfriend you are beautiful and sexy

i will meet u in streatham hill train station

call me now ************ jackson
 
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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12378 on: 24 January 2018, 09:14:50 pm »
Tonight's pick of the copypastes ::)

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Well hello there. I'm just finding my way around but you really caught my eye! Yummy. You are just beyond gorgeous babe ;)

Got to get this out of the way though.....do you like younger guys? I'm 21 years old, born & bred in England, I do a lot of keep fit so my body is in nice shape and I've got brown hair and blue eyes. I also drive so I can visit you anywhere you like. I love ladies older than myself. the age gap really turns me on HUGELY ;) Do you like younger guys?

I really, really hope I'm old enough for you.

My ultimate fantasy is to engage in naughtiness in the bedroom with a mature lady while she's wearing stockings.....lick her all over...and let our imaginations do the rest ;). That would drive me WILD! Yum!

So, is 21 too young for you and do you like younger guys?

Let me know and we'll take it from there. xx

Leaving aside the rest of the boak-fest, Mr 'just finding his way around' has been on AW since 2015 :D
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chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12379 on: 24 January 2018, 09:21:28 pm »
Quote from: MissBehaving on 24 January 2018, 06:39:39 pm

By mail on AW , I Liked the "baby girl" ...I'm 46, the "suger daddy" profile states is 29 .



hello baby girl

how are you?????

come and see me in london on thursday or friday come and party with me i want to take you shopping buy u some sexy clothers , nice shoes and whatever u like i will buy them for you and plus i will give you 300 pound in cash for you i want to be ya suger daddy and boyfriend you are beautiful and sexy

i will meet u in streatham hill train station

call me now ************ jackson

I had this about a month back and again today! I really thought it was just for me, I feel so violated now... ;D
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MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12380 on: 25 January 2018, 01:04:49 am »
 
Quote from: chocoholicgirl on 24 January 2018, 09:21:28 pm
I had this about a month back and again today! I really thought it was just for me, I feel so violated now... ;D


 ;D
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Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12381 on: 27 January 2018, 12:31:39 am »
Subject:   Re: available tonight?


Sex ?
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MelissaS

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12382 on: 29 January 2018, 10:04:44 am »
First caller/dickhead of the day:

Him: "Hi, where abouts are you"

*I relucatantly answer*

Him: "What's your prices?

Me: "They're on my profile"

Him: "Well I'm not on there now so just tell me over the phone, how much would er say, a fuck and a suck be?"

My god I know what we do but there's a way to speak to us, surely? I told him I wasn't interested and we wouldn't be suitable. He did start saying something but I'll never know what he said as I hung straight up  :FF
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Lillys0

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12383 on: 30 January 2018, 10:19:50 am »
Hi I'm looking for no strings attached fun interested ?
Are these guys for real?
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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12384 on: 30 January 2018, 10:51:27 am »
How not to book an escort?

When your name comes up in Truecaller as timewasting wanker   :) ::)

I caught two out this morning and it felt rather good to let them know I will not be waiting around for bookings which were never going to happen.
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Lillys0

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12385 on: 30 January 2018, 11:18:22 am »
Quote from: Justine on 30 January 2018, 10:51:27 am
How not to book an escort?

When your name comes up in Truecaller as timewasting wanker   :) ::)

I caught two out this morning and it felt rather good to let them know I will not be waiting around for bookings which were never going to happen.

I love truecaller
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MsLadyV87

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12386 on: 30 January 2018, 11:19:24 am »
Quote from: Justine on 30 January 2018, 10:51:27 am
How not to book an escort?

When your name comes up in Truecaller as timewasting wanker   :) ::)

I caught two out this morning and it felt rather good to let them know I will not be waiting around for bookings which were never going to happen.

Agreed!  ;D Glad it helped you xx
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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12387 on: 30 January 2018, 04:59:52 pm »
Quote from: amy on 24 January 2018, 09:14:50 pm
Tonight's pick of the copypastes ::)

Leaving aside the rest of the boak-fest, Mr 'just finding his way around' has been on AW since 2015 :D

Do these fuck twits really think we cant see how long they've been a member on AW? Clearly so.....Had one email me with 0 feedback stating that he is new to all of this.. hence the 0 feedback and hope i'll see him. Bastard has been a member since 2015. yh ok moron.
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12388 on: 30 January 2018, 05:53:03 pm »
AW mail

Him:Would you consider bareback, 300 per hour. I'm Bob, white male gent 58 years.
Me: A true gentleman would never ask for bareback.
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MsLadyV87

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12389 on: 30 January 2018, 06:03:31 pm »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 30 January 2018, 05:53:03 pm
AW mail

Him:Would you consider bareback, 300 per hour. I'm Bob, white male gent 58 years.
Me: A true gentleman would never ask for bareback.

Great reply  ;D xx
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