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Katiexxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12165 on: 08 December 2017, 09:17:55 am »
Quote from: Sugar xxx on 08 December 2017, 08:24:43 am
How tempting what's his postcode loads of ladies should turn up ..

I think he would target EE girls because we are so lonely during the xmass, missing our families and would fuck stranger for turkey and Yorkshire puddings  ;D
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londonfox

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12166 on: 08 December 2017, 12:00:22 pm »
Quote from: Katiexxx on 08 December 2017, 09:17:55 am
I think he would target EE girls because we are so lonely during the xmass, missing our families and would fuck stranger for turkey and Yorkshire puddings  ;D

I literally would.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12167 on: 08 December 2017, 12:42:58 pm »
'Spunk gravy'
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Katiexxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12168 on: 08 December 2017, 02:42:21 pm »
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MelissaS

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12169 on: 08 December 2017, 08:46:41 pm »
Idiot on Whatsapp. (Which says on my tag line for new clients to call me)

"Hi babe send me a pic of you x"

"You must have got the wrong number, my name isn't Babe."

"Ok flower"

"It's not Flower either. Don't contact me again."

"No probs duck"

I genuinely couldn't tell if he was taking the piss or just stupid and oblivious to what I was implying.  ::) ::)
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12170 on: 08 December 2017, 11:03:32 pm »
Hi,

Reading about you volunteering to work for animal charities just makes you a wonderful person.

I've always loved animals, they're amazing creatures and I'll definitely have to book to see you now ha.


His profile states they are a gay couple who entertain ladies for a fee.  ::) ::)
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12171 on: 08 December 2017, 11:18:14 pm »
Quote from: Hannaah on 08 December 2017, 11:03:32 pm
Hi,

Reading about you volunteering to work for animal charities just makes you a wonderful person.

I've always loved animals, they're amazing creatures and I'll definitely have to book to see you now ha.


His profile states they are a gay couple who entertain ladies for a fee.  ::) ::)

OMG reply "you sound like an amazing pair of animals (pigs)"
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12172 on: 09 December 2017, 11:25:51 am »
Quote from: katrina on 08 December 2017, 11:18:14 pm
OMG reply "you sound like an amazing pair of animals (pigs)"

  ;D
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12173 on: 09 December 2017, 04:19:10 pm »
Bloody idiot via text 'Can I meet you today?'
Asked him for a time and I get 'Hopefully for 4pm and an hour,what do I get in an hour (stupid winky emoji)'
Referred him to my profile only to get 'Yeah that is fine.Do you do kissing and can I lick your pussy?'
Getting annoyed now as he clearly hasn't read my profile the first time or the second time when I asked him to!
He then sends me fairly unintelligible texts saying basically it's difficult for him to read it as he is driving!!!
At which point I asked him if he was daft or something and how was he playing text tennis when driving!Arsehole!Told him to try contacting me when he could actually concentrate on what he was doing and preferably when he isn't endangering himself and other motorists!I despair sometimes! :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12174 on: 09 December 2017, 04:29:17 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 09 December 2017, 04:19:10 pm
Bloody idiot via text 'Can I meet you today?'
Asked him for a time and I get 'Hopefully for 4pm and an hour,what do I get in an hour (stupid winky emoji)'
Referred him to my profile only to get 'Yeah that is fine.Do you do kissing and can I lick your pussy?'
Getting annoyed now as he clearly hasn't read my profile the first time or the second time when I asked him to!
He then sends me fairly unintelligible texts saying basically it's difficult for him to read it as he is driving!!!
At which point I asked him if he was daft or something and how was he playing text tennis when driving!Arsehole!Told him to try contacting me when he could actually concentrate on what he was doing and preferably when he isn't endangering himself and other motorists!I despair sometimes! :FF

I suriously feel your pain.  :FF  Stupid saturday day today lol xx
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12175 on: 09 December 2017, 06:26:59 pm »
Saturday has been full of wankers for me
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12176 on: 09 December 2017, 07:46:08 pm »
I didn't bother working today.I was meant to be going to my flat early doors for a duo but he didn't confirm and so after that numpty got in touch I took my number down and got on with Christmas shopping and sorting my tax receipts.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12177 on: 09 December 2017, 10:23:25 pm »
Quote from: GothGirl on 06 December 2017, 09:11:00 pm
Hey can you visit me in my lorry

We do that all the time... were very central near several motorways and major roads. Truckers are easy money and generally very nice.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12178 on: 10 December 2017, 03:48:29 pm »
First idiot of the day

Wants to visit for half an hour, seems alright enough I suppose, maybe a bit slow.

Me "Have you checked my rates and enjoys list?"

Punter "No, why? Should I have?"

Me "Well if you haven't checked my rates you won't know what to pay me for a start"
 ::) ::) ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12179 on: 10 December 2017, 11:04:51 pm »
Offered ?300 to see a client every week for a month!
What an insult!
I charge ?150 so that's ?600 a month FFS!
Arghhhhhhhhhhh  :FF :FF :FF
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