Deluded Fuckwit via text:Hiya can I see you before 11am tomorrow?
Me:No sorry I don't work mornings
Him:Well when are you available tomorrow?
Me:12noon until 7pm
Him:Ok so if I ring you at 6 will you be honest if I ask you if you have seen another client?
Me:Why would you be asking me that?!?
Him:Ha!I thought it sounded strange but I want to be your first client.
Me:Do you actually think you are going to be my first client at 6pm?!?If you want to be someones first of the day get on a dating site.No need to call me as I don't do strange.One other thing but alot of us have partners so you are never likely to be our first of the day!

I seem to be having a week of weird arseholes like this!