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Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12060 on: 22 November 2017, 03:55:07 am »
8.45pm: Get a text asking for general availability and location. Reply, saying I can work up to 11pm but only if booked by about 7pm; otherwise I can normally be ready with an hour's notice (after 2pm). Include link to my website.

8.47pm: Any chance I could see you in 10 minutes??
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12061 on: 23 November 2017, 10:41:45 pm »
Subject:    Hi sexy. Im a young black fit hot 100m sprinter xxx wgats your number xxxxwhats your number xxx

Message content: Blank.

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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12062 on: 23 November 2017, 10:54:06 pm »
AW message from a bloke whose user name was basically 'thick(nasty racist word)cock' asking if I do 15 min quickies at a good price.Referred him to my profile and he answers with 'That's good I've been looking at your profile for months (so how come you don't know what I charge for a quickie?) I know you won't see under 25's but I am 24 and don't want to wait another 6 months'
His profile says he is 23 and caucasian...
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little-minx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12063 on: 24 November 2017, 09:30:53 am »
Text at 10.32pm when I finished at 8pm and my profile clearly states my phone is off from 9pm

"Incall"

Not even a question mark so not sure what he was trying to convey here.   :FF

Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12064 on: 24 November 2017, 09:37:56 am »
Recently had a string of messages from guys contacting to express their interest but giving no concrete details about a booking.

'Hi I'm Richard in Glasgow for a few weeks. Looking for a fun open minded confident lass to meet up with. Hope your interested x' - sorry what am I to be interested in?

'Hi noticed your profile on AW you look hot.
Hope we can meet sometime when I'm in Glasgow. Regards Billy'

'Subject:   hi


hope to meet u xx'

Honestly, what the fuck am I meant to do with that? I have 'please contact with your name, desired booking date and time, and booking length' all over my profile but the number that actually do is in the minority.
 

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12065 on: 24 November 2017, 12:29:33 pm »
Hi I have been looking at your profile for some time now and would love to come see you but I'm married so will just have to admire you from afar

Why even bother messaging me in the first place ?am I supposed to be greatful or something  :FF

Lillys0

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12066 on: 24 November 2017, 12:50:45 pm »
Fucking arseholes today  :FF :FF :FF 2 have passed my phone screening then text me ridiculous shit
Arsehole: can I bring a bottle of vodka?
Me: No
Arsehole : :(
Arsehole: do you do everything on your likes list is there any extras ?
Me: Yes & No
Arsehole: I want to have anal
Me: Anal isn't on my likes list
Arsehole : what if I pay more,?
Blocked

Arsehole 2: ok I will see you later I want deep throat and for you to swallow my cum
Me: it says on my profile that deep throat is size dependent it isnt on my likes list
Arsehole2: I want to do anal with you have you ever done it before I know it isn't on your likes list but I would be really gentle

Blocked


Fucking idiots today I'd rather be in dire poverty than go near them

Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12067 on: 24 November 2017, 01:03:34 pm »
Hi I have been looking at your profile for some time now and would love to come see you but I'm married so will just have to admire you from afar

Why even bother messaging me in the first place ?am I supposed to be greatful or something  :FF
lol they really think that these messages are flattering. They're so self-centred they think their opinion of us is really that valued.

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12068 on: 24 November 2017, 02:11:11 pm »
Message I sent back just now maybe should have it on auto reply .

Why is it I am asked for the hours and days I work yet when give members these details they reply with
the times and days I'm not free
I got a message back from one enquiring  oh sorry didn't read properly .
Oh maybe the criteria for booking clients if you can read properly you not only get to talk to me you might even  get a booking !!! ::)

Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12069 on: 24 November 2017, 02:21:58 pm »
Hi I have been looking at your profile for some time now and would love to come see you but I'm married so will just have to admire you from afar

Why even bother messaging me in the first place ?am I supposed to be greatful or something  :FF

This is the sort of thing I posted about in the thread I will not be booking you.

I just ignore, saves a lot of frustration.

geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12070 on: 24 November 2017, 03:15:38 pm »
Wonder how many of you got this load of bollocks today

Good morning, Hope you are having a nice time and greetings. My name is (name), late 30s, Indian origin but educated in England and living here since last 18 years, 5'10", black hair, blue eyes, 72kg, athletic, dark skin and 8.5" when fully get on. I am looking for some to meet and have fun on regular basis (twice a month or so), with appropriate payments. Ofcourse I will book the hotel and take care of food and drinks. If you are interested, could you drop me a line, or text me on (number).

Unfortunately, im not looking for agencies.

Looking forward to hear from you,

Kind regards

(Name).

Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12071 on: 24 November 2017, 03:58:00 pm »
8.5 ins!!??

Get yourself over there and give him a right seeing to.

Or perhaps not.  No I haven't had this one but some just as idiotic.  Do some men think we will rush to them because we need a good meal?

I had an email and despite stating I do not do out calls he asked "I know you do not go to visit men but I am different, I am genuine and fit"

oki doki

KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12072 on: 24 November 2017, 04:47:39 pm »
hi hun, hope you doing well

would you be interested to spend sometime say a weekend or a long holiday in newcastle, north east uk, with me ?

i will bear all costs related to travel, hotel, meals but no other costs. you could treat this as your very own escort tour and do outcalls or as an all expenses covered holiday break

i am a very sweet, soft spoken, nice 30 plus guy who works in an office full time. i stay single in very posh 4 star hotel accommodations around newcastle town centre or gateshead quayside

whatsapp me on *********** if interested

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I had him as well. Clearly this is his full time hobby. And Newcastle of all places where the men want it for chicken feed. Errrrr fuck off

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12073 on: 24 November 2017, 06:48:28 pm »
Just had the most bizzare string of messages. He sent a message in the middle of the night, so I?m the morning I said did you want yesterday or today? ?I don?t know, I haven?t slept I just need female company? then messages again asking for a booking - I decline and he says ?sorry I read the messages back, I must have been high. I am a frequent drug user but never when I meet someone.? Then ?did we meet somewhere the other day? I hate to offend someone.? (Wtf!?!?) ?I?m so sorry, I?ve read the messages you must think I?m an idiot. Please block me. I want to make it up to you, we could go for dinner or drinks or both.?

Yes I will block you, thanks for the suggestion.

MsLadyV87

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12074 on: 25 November 2017, 02:14:20 pm »
text message:

pussy mouth and ass no condom 90 the hour I can come today now yes

err since my profile clearly states no anal, sex with condom and my hour rate is higher than that...no you may not come today or ever!!!  ;D ::) :FF
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