I didn't! Don't I look like I'd be good with kids?

Well, if you fancy a duo for the same money we could have a sprog each..and top to tail in the box room. Bliss!

Why would you need three mobiles? (unless you were and escort yourself of course )

I guess they need them for freaking escorts out with! I had a recent stupid thing with a guy like that; he called and made an appointment for the next Thursday with a number already saved in my phone as M***. Then he started texting incessantly so I told him firmly to stop. Then he got really rude and told me to bugger off, so I didn't reply (since I agreed that I would indeed bugger off) and obviously cancelled his booking and blocked his number. Next thing I know, I get a really polite little text from another number saved as a different name asking whether he could move the Thursday booking from evening to lunchtime - and yes, it was the only booking I'd taken for that day so argh, this guy has presumably been badgering me from various numbers and names for ages but I'd gotten lazy about blocking and recording creeps' numbers since it's just easier to ignore them sometimes, especially when you have different jobs and stuff to be getting on with. So he got really close to actually being invited into my house to spend time alone and naked with me, despite clearly being an annoying twit at the very least. I was a bit shaken but god, I know you just can't let your guard down for even a second.

I noticed yesterday that the BEEP BEEP of my crappy work phone when it gets a text literally makes me sweaty with dread. They should make specific escort phones which allow you to set it to always refuse texts (with a standard response like 'Don't Text, You Numpty') unless from specified numbers (safety buddies, etc!) and loooads of space to store numbers that are blocked altogether, along with lengthy notes on the specific crazy methodologies of each blocked caller.

 
Message:
could you go into detail about what you offer, thanks

reply
Have you looked on my site?
http://www.*************.co.uk/services/

Thanks

Message:
yes i did! but give me more detail about protected penetration, what does that involve?

reply

Sex with a condom.

thanks

I have the nokia 5800 and downloaded a programme call call filter. I save a number and description then just add it to the blocked list. Its great as I never know they have even tried phoning unless I check as it automatically blocks their number. It also blocks all witheld numbers too 

Ooh, thanks for the recommendation! I was just browsing for a new work phone the other day and obviously the Carphone Warehouse etc don't advertise any phone features that might actually me useful to me.

Heres my latest one.

Hello,
Im 18 years old very inexperienced with a 7 and half inch cock
can you sort me out ? (; x

Sort him out with what exactly!!?

Wow.

If you don't need to hang onto him I'd consider cutting him loose. Say you realise he was being thoughtless and not deliberately hurtful, but it's better for you not to have that sort of thing in your life if you can help it.

(Then make yourself a hot chocolate and think about kicking him in the nads.)

I haven't replied yet, I am composing myself.

He started getting a bit odd a few weeks ago, he sent me a email saying that he thought it was 'love'. I put him right and explained, quite nicely, that I wasn't looking for a relationship as I had plans to travel, had been recently bereaved etc etc. This is the result. Thanks guys, but I think i'm going to go to bed for a bit and then delete his messages. I don't trust myself to reply.