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April

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #570 on: 19 July 2010, 05:40:22 pm »
7 missed calls in 10minutes, really pisses me off, to the point that I wouldn't want to see that client

I hate it when they do that! I went to a two hour concert the other week, left my phone in the car. Checked my phone afterwards to find 52 missed calls from the same number! Creepy.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #571 on: 20 July 2010, 08:44:37 am »
I didn't! Don't I look like I'd be good with kids? :'(

Well, if you fancy a duo for the same money we could have a sprog each..and top to tail in the box room. Bliss!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #572 on: 20 July 2010, 09:02:10 am »
7 missed calls in 10minutes, really pisses me off, to the point that I wouldn't want to see that client

I hate it when they do that! I went to a two hour concert the other week, left my phone in the car. Checked my phone afterwards to find 52 missed calls from the same number! Creepy.

Yes that always gives me the chills as well. Would you really want to see a client that obsessive anyway? He would be making you line all your clothers up in alphabetical order on the bedroom floor.

The ones who ring from several different phones really creep me out. You speak to them on one number and they seem wierd so you give them a wide berth. Then they ring again off a different mobile and then AGAIN off another different one.

Why would you need three mobiles? (unless you were and escort yourself of course ;D)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #573 on: 20 July 2010, 10:51:12 am »
Why would you need three mobiles? (unless you were and escort yourself of course ;D)

I guess they need them for freaking escorts out with! I had a recent stupid thing with a guy like that; he called and made an appointment for the next Thursday with a number already saved in my phone as M***. Then he started texting incessantly so I told him firmly to stop. Then he got really rude and told me to bugger off, so I didn't reply (since I agreed that I would indeed bugger off) and obviously cancelled his booking and blocked his number. Next thing I know, I get a really polite little text from another number saved as a different name asking whether he could move the Thursday booking from evening to lunchtime - and yes, it was the only booking I'd taken for that day so argh, this guy has presumably been badgering me from various numbers and names for ages but I'd gotten lazy about blocking and recording creeps' numbers since it's just easier to ignore them sometimes, especially when you have different jobs and stuff to be getting on with. So he got really close to actually being invited into my house to spend time alone and naked with me, despite clearly being an annoying twit at the very least. I was a bit shaken but god, I know you just can't let your guard down for even a second.

I noticed yesterday that the BEEP BEEP of my crappy work phone when it gets a text literally makes me sweaty with dread. :P They should make specific escort phones which allow you to set it to always refuse texts (with a standard response like 'Don't Text, You Numpty') unless from specified numbers (safety buddies, etc!) and loooads of space to store numbers that are blocked altogether, along with lengthy notes on the specific crazy methodologies of each blocked caller.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #574 on: 20 July 2010, 05:16:12 pm »



 :P They should make specific escort phones which allow you to set it to always refuse texts (with a standard response like 'Don't Text, You Numpty') unless from specified numbers (safety buddies, etc!) and loooads of space to store numbers that are blocked altogether, along with lengthy notes on the specific crazy methodologies of each blocked caller.

I have the nokia 5800 and downloaded a programme call call filter. I save a number and description then just add it to the blocked list. Its great as I never know they have even tried phoning unless I check as it automatically blocks their number. It also blocks all witheld numbers too  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #575 on: 20 July 2010, 06:09:28 pm »

 
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could you go into detail about what you offer, thanks

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #576 on: 20 July 2010, 06:20:41 pm »
lmfao what was he expecting with 'protected penetration'? Crash helmet and knee pads?

Bless!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #577 on: 20 July 2010, 07:13:32 pm »
I have the nokia 5800 and downloaded a programme call call filter. I save a number and description then just add it to the blocked list. Its great as I never know they have even tried phoning unless I check as it automatically blocks their number. It also blocks all witheld numbers too  ;D

Ooh, thanks for the recommendation! I was just browsing for a new work phone the other day and obviously the Carphone Warehouse etc don't advertise any phone features that might actually me useful to me. ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #578 on: 21 July 2010, 09:23:18 am »
I have the nokia 5800 and downloaded a programme call call filter. I save a number and description then just add it to the blocked list. Its great as I never know they have even tried phoning unless I check as it automatically blocks their number. It also blocks all witheld numbers too  ;D

Ooh, thanks for the recommendation! I was just browsing for a new work phone the other day and obviously the Carphone Warehouse etc don't advertise any phone features that might actually me useful to me. ;D

I have an android htc phone, with android I can have call filter the free version lets you automatically block withheld numbers and any other number you add to the block list, also have DGAway which automatically responds to calls / texts or both with a message that you pick so if you auto respond to texts with "sorry I don't reply to texts please call me..."
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #579 on: 24 July 2010, 11:30:41 am »
Heres my latest one.

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Hello,
Im 18 years old very inexperienced with a 7 and half inch cock
can you sort me out ? (; x

Sort him out with what exactly!!?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #580 on: 25 July 2010, 11:09:46 am »
The latest- this one actually upset me though. (regular client, has asked me out and been told NO

Him: Lucy, can I see you on the 30th at 8.30 in Stroud?
Me: I'm sorry, could we make it the 31st? I have some family stuff that I need to do
Him: How about earlier, like 1pm.
Me: I am sorry, I cannot see you before the 31st.

3 hours later

Him: Well, I see I might as well call on the day then, it looks like it would get as much priority! Just to say though, if you lie you need a good memory. I didn't think you had any family. Mum deceased, (sorry) Dad deceased (sorry again) But hey, we all need time away from those we work and play with, no one is begrudging you that!


I actually cried when I read this.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #581 on: 25 July 2010, 11:26:23 am »
Wow.

If you don't need to hang onto him I'd consider cutting him loose. Say you realise he was being thoughtless and not deliberately hurtful, but it's better for you not to have that sort of thing in your life if you can help it.

(Then make yourself a hot chocolate and think about kicking him in the nads.)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #582 on: 25 July 2010, 11:30:49 am »
Grrr  >:(

I would never see him again - what a horrible manipulative twat saying that to you.  I do think he was being deliberately hurtful  just cos he can't get his own way.  xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #583 on: 25 July 2010, 11:40:09 am »
I haven't replied yet, I am composing myself.

He started getting a bit odd a few weeks ago, he sent me a email saying that he thought it was 'love'. I put him right and explained, quite nicely, that I wasn't looking for a relationship as I had plans to travel, had been recently bereaved etc etc. This is the result. Thanks guys, but I think i'm going to go to bed for a bit and then delete his messages. I don't trust myself to reply.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #584 on: 25 July 2010, 11:52:33 am »
I do think he was being deliberately hurtful  just cos he can't get his own way.

(Quite possibly. Actually yes, clearly. I just always feel better when I manage to be polite and reasonable when provoked, though it may be different for others.)

It didn't occur to me that he was responding to recent bereavement. That's just incredible and you're definitely best rid of him. At least he got his horrible side out in the open by email so you never have to see or speak to him again.

*Hugs* I hope you feel better after your rest.
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