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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10575 on: 02 December 2016, 08:12:48 pm »
I know I'm clich? here but...
Had a couple of bad days on my tour. Honestly I thought I heard it all today by 6pm. So I'm out for a walk just to try things on (no card, no money on me).
I'm in this nice posh shop trying on a cashmere hat I DO NOT need.
Phone rings. I'm like fuck it pick up.
Moron: is this massage?
Me: no!!!! Its SEX!!!! IM A PROSTITUTE AND HAVE SEX FOR MONEY!!!!
Yeah. I got a few panicked looks.
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wishlist

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10576 on: 02 December 2016, 08:14:40 pm »
him on the 18/11 what a body, ur so hot x
him; on the 21/11 what a great body, ur pussy needs licking bby x
him today what great tits you got x

yawn...
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FellowTraveller

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10577 on: 02 December 2016, 08:19:19 pm »
Quote from: wishlist on 02 December 2016, 08:14:40 pm
him on the 18/11 what a body, ur so hot x
him; on the 21/11 what a great body, ur pussy needs licking bby x
him today what great tits you got x

yawn...

Double even triple yawns....
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Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10578 on: 02 December 2016, 08:27:00 pm »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 02 December 2016, 08:12:48 pm
I know I'm clich? here but...
Had a couple of bad days on my tour. Honestly I thought I heard it all today by 6pm. So I'm out for a walk just to try things on (no card, no money on me).
I'm in this nice posh shop trying on a cashmere hat I DO NOT need.
Phone rings. I'm like fuck it pick up.
Moron: is this massage?
Me: no!!!! Its SEX!!!! IM A PROSTITUTE AND HAVE SEX FOR MONEY!!!!
Yeah. I got a few panicked looks.

Haha, I accidentally said 'rimming' today in Morrisons.
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10579 on: 02 December 2016, 08:53:47 pm »
Quote from: Lucie268 on 02 December 2016, 08:27:00 pm
Haha, I accidentally said 'rimming' today in Morrisons.

You just said it out loud?
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Pregnantkinky

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10580 on: 02 December 2016, 11:04:27 pm »
Him: Hi bb I have large dick is a problem ?? I have 24"
Me: The bigger the better
Him: I want 4H outcall to my house

Yahh... no thanks
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Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10581 on: 02 December 2016, 11:28:56 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 02 December 2016, 08:53:47 pm
You just said it out loud?

That would have been great wouldn't it. Just a quick announcement by the broccoli. No, I had an idiot call asking about services.
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wishlist

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10582 on: 03 December 2016, 10:59:40 am »
Him; hey how you I seen you long time ago for bareback do you nor still offer that
Me: i dont think you have seen me for bareback!
Him: ok then maybe wrong person then lol
Him: you were full of tattoo
Me: go away its the weekend, last time il say.....iv never offered bb so who ever you have been with is not me!
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10583 on: 03 December 2016, 12:20:54 pm »
Quote from: Lucie268 on 02 December 2016, 11:28:56 pm
That would have been great wouldn't it. Just a quick announcement by the broccoli. No, I had an idiot call asking about services.

Sometimes when I am tired or pissed off in general I do say things like that out loud just to put a spin on people's day, especially in stores where posh people shop (adults only of course). I know that's abnormal.

 ;D
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10584 on: 03 December 2016, 12:56:42 pm »
Quote from: wishlist on 03 December 2016, 10:59:40 am
Him; hey how you I seen you long time ago for bareback do you nor still offer that
Me: i dont think you have seen me for bareback!
Him: ok then maybe wrong person then lol
Him: you were full of tattoo
Me: go away its the weekend, last time il say.....iv never offered bb so who ever you have been with is not me!
This sounds exactly like a bloke that rang me the other week.Told me he hadn't seen me for a long time but that I used to do bareback with him..er I don't bloody think so..!
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martine21

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10585 on: 03 December 2016, 12:57:53 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 03 December 2016, 12:20:54 pm
Sometimes when I am tired or pissed off in general I do say things like that out loud just to put a spin on people's day, especially in stores where posh people shop (adults only of course). I know that's abnormal.

 ;D

Haha thats something id do or swear alot. :D
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10586 on: 03 December 2016, 12:59:23 pm »
via text:Do you fuck black guys?
me:I see clients of all ethnicities. I don't see potential clients that send me crude texts like that though.
Him:Wow I blew that one!No darling no disrespect.I do actually know how to behave like a gentleman so please accept my apologies and take care!
What a pity he didn't remember how to behave like a gentleman in the first place eh?Maybe he will remember in future! :)
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wishlist

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10587 on: 03 December 2016, 01:05:05 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 03 December 2016, 12:56:42 pm
This sounds exactly like a bloke that rang me the other week.Told me he hadn't seen me for a long time but that I used to do bareback with him..er I don't bloody think so..!

He keeps sending me snarky texts convinced im called nancy  ??? iv had the same work name for the last 12 years and its never been anything remotley like nancy  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10588 on: 03 December 2016, 02:41:24 pm »
Quote from: Lucie268 on 02 December 2016, 11:28:56 pm
That would have been great wouldn't it. Just a quick announcement by the broccoli. No, I had an idiot call asking about services.

LMAO!!!
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10589 on: 03 December 2016, 02:46:04 pm »
Via AW email a bloke asked if I was working today.I replied and told him to text  a time and length of booking to get this as a reply:
I'm a 52 year old sugar daddy who loves to spoil young busty girls with presents.Tell daddy what you want me to bring you for Christmas..
I replied with:I'm a 37 year old woman and the only person I call daddy is my actual Father..
Paying for Available today always seems to bring out the creeps! ;D
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