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FellowTraveller

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10590 on: 03 December 2016, 07:04:40 pm »
Someone who texted regarding availability around 2pm I text back general info, 4 hours later I get this ridiculousness!

Hey X, thanks for getting back to me. I'm afraid I am over the limit to drive to X tonight. I really like the look of your profile and would like to have a chat with you before we meet. Are you around tomorrow during the day at all ?

Thanks

Giles.

Yeh of course I will chat to some drunken asshole who will never book, for free!
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TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10591 on: 04 December 2016, 03:49:30 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 03 December 2016, 02:46:04 pm
Via AW email a bloke asked if I was working today.I replied and told him to text  a time and length of booking to get this as a reply:
I'm a 52 year old sugar daddy who loves to spoil young busty girls with presents.Tell daddy what you want me to bring you for Christmas..
I replied with:I'm a 37 year old woman and the only person I call daddy is my actual Father..
Paying for Available today always seems to bring out the creeps! ;D

In the end it just translates to "Hello I'm a 52 year old fantasist on the dole who wants to talk about doing all these things with you I can't actually afford."
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10592 on: 04 December 2016, 08:24:34 pm »
Quote from: TrashAzn on 04 December 2016, 03:49:30 pm
In the end it just translates to "Hello I'm a 52 year old fantasist on the dole who wants to talk about doing all these things with you I can't actually afford."

A guy contacted me a while ago on Twitter. He had a nickname that sounded very "wealthy", i could quickly tell he was a skint wanker. He offered me a sugar daddy arrangement and when I asked for details he wanted to pay me with ... one set of lingerie per month hahaha. Thats was just beyond any cheapskate offer I got so far. He was expecting me to TRAVEL to him ffs :FF :FF :FF
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10593 on: 05 December 2016, 02:44:15 pm »
I just joined the "Jungle Book Club!"

Obviously I've ignored him.
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10594 on: 05 December 2016, 02:51:02 pm »
Quote from: Fabulassie on 05 December 2016, 02:44:15 pm
I just joined the "Jungle Book Club!"

Obviously I've ignored him.


I'm intrigued....


Someone sent me an email earlier today saying he "wanted to let off some steam" Not sure I like the sound of that!!
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10595 on: 05 December 2016, 02:57:06 pm »
Someone has just text: "Do you fuck outdoors?" I've just replied "No."   but I'm thinking this must be the coldest day of the year in Sheffield what a loon!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10596 on: 05 December 2016, 06:08:47 pm »
Had this posh elderly guy phone (They are always so pervy imo) and then a few days later:

Hi (my working name) Tempt me to ecstasy in (my location)? xx 

If extreme passion is the gateway to supernatural knowledge, then how is that passion created?  Can two strangers set it burning between them?  Or does it need the fuel of mutual affection?  We need practical answers! xxx

*Shudders*
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10597 on: 05 December 2016, 06:55:10 pm »
Quote from: Lone-Wolf on 05 December 2016, 06:08:47 pm
Had this posh elderly guy phone (They are always so pervy imo) and then a few days later:

Hi (my working name) Tempt me to ecstasy in (my location)? xx 

If extreme passion is the gateway to supernatural knowledge, then how is that passion created?  Can two strangers set it burning between them?  Or does it need the fuel of mutual affection?  We need practical answers! xxx

*Shudders*

His name wasn't Andy was it? Sounds very similar to an older gent I saw the other day, haha. He did also send me a, close to, 2000 word message.
X
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10598 on: 05 December 2016, 07:30:05 pm »
Quote from: Lone-Wolf on 05 December 2016, 06:08:47 pm

Hi (my working name) Tempt me to ecstasy in (my location)? xx 

If extreme passion is the gateway to supernatural knowledge, then how is that passion created?  Can two strangers set it burning between them?  Or does it need the fuel of mutual affection?  We need practical answers! xxx

Reply to him: 'I think it needs some fire lighter stuff. You can get it at the moment from Morrisons 2 for 1 till end of week so get your zimmer out and get down there and I'll be round to light yer fire!'

TOSS and ER
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10599 on: 05 December 2016, 08:40:13 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 05 December 2016, 02:57:06 pm
Someone has just text: "Do you fuck outdoors?" I've just replied "No."   but I'm thinking this must be the coldest day of the year in Sheffield what a loon!!
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OMG perfect , "fancy thermals you wimp" Kat !!!!
frigs sake what a donut . Should of asked if he was fat or thin ...."excuse me are you seriously obese"?
"Yes oh ok then"
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10600 on: 05 December 2016, 08:58:46 pm »
After agreeing to see tomorrow someone who'd visited once before I received this text.

Brilliant I will cum straight after work (I asked him to call me tomorrow to let me know what time he's planning to arrive but obviously that's been ignored). I am going to a casino after you could come with me if you would like to. I only play the machines but it would be nice to have you sat next to me to bring me luck x x

I can hardly contain myself at the prospect of going out in the freezing cold (for free) to watch him put coins into a one armed bandit all night.
The excitement of an escorts life.
I will be at home all cosy in my PJ's watching TV after 5pm mate!
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10601 on: 05 December 2016, 09:12:09 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 03 December 2016, 02:46:04 pm
Via AW email a bloke asked if I was working today.I replied and told him to text  a time and length of booking to get this as a reply:
I'm a 52 year old sugar daddy who loves to spoil young busty girls with presents.Tell daddy what you want me to bring you for Christmas..
I replied with:I'm a 37 year old woman and the only person I call daddy is my actual Father..
Paying for Available today always seems to bring out the creeps! ;D
Yep , I never , well v rarely do available today, if I do I get them all first thing then the ones I know I get later and I can't fit in.
I keep bloody telling them just call I don't use the light !!! Really drives me nuts ( hazelnuts )
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FellowTraveller

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10602 on: 06 December 2016, 12:44:14 am »
Can't sleep, too much coffee.. so check work phone to see this text:

Hi darling ı want come see you whats Your addres

Sent at 11.40 when I make it clear I only work till 9 latest...

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Guiltypleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10603 on: 06 December 2016, 02:03:25 am »
Quote from: FellowTraveller on 06 December 2016, 12:44:14 am
Can't sleep, too much coffee.. so check work phone to see this text:

Hi darling ı want come see you whats Your addres

Sent at 11.40 when I make it clear I only work till 9 latest...
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Same ! Lol I get them at 2am etc but I save them so I can mention when they call again .
Had one call during working hours really a chavvy twat , I'd said no before too young for me so tried to give him a break
Me : so where are you coming fom
Him: why what ?
Me: I'm trying to help you out where roughly are you coming from
Him: what why
Me : look I'm trying to help you you basically where do you live
Him: ok where do you live then ???  ( offish)
Me: I'm trying to help you out here and just find a little out about you
Him : well why can't i book your always busy
Me: ok this isn't working TaTa
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Sexymilf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10604 on: 06 December 2016, 11:44:13 am »
I had are you free for a cheeky meet. I said yes. He said what area are you grrr
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