This one woke me up and just had to share..."what time you available for a f*cking, babe?"
Saint Never day methinks!

"hi my name is frank im collecting tights or hold ups for nursery school for art work for every pair we get a ?1 well be give to charity can you help has if you can can you email has at ******@hotmail.co.uk can you let has know with a yes or no if you well help has i well give you the address to send them to we thanks you so much if you can help can you let has know how many pair you well send thanks"

Been away on holiday and had this one also in my in box on my return.  Joy

Ok I have had some really weird texts and emails the last few days it is a full moon or something?  Anyone had this one?

Hahaha, its actually full moon tonight.

............I have a foot fetish with a particular interest in hard skin and corns.  I was hoping you could tell me if your feet had either (or both) hard skin and corns??? In session i would be looking to be tied and teased and then be allowed to enjoy your bare feet. Perhaps at the end i might be allowed to cum on the soles of you feet???

WTF?!!   

Could be worse, he could have asked to chew on your corns. Ok, now I've made myself feel queasy. 

He'd be hard pushed to find a WG with hard skin and corns.  Since I started lying on my back for a living instead of walking around in high shoes for 8 hours a day all the hard skin on my feet has disappeared (sorry Benny I hope you're not eating your porridge!!)  And thankfully I have never had corns so i'm sooooo not the woman for him.

Cassie - I didn't actually know it was a full moon but it just shows you!!  haha.  I knew something was awry what with the freaky emails and texts.   

I'd like to listen to some Kenny Gee whilst we do it....

Oh my

Hello Everyone,

Had a call today off a really happy sounding chap, asked who was working, etc then went on to say he needed some Viagra (as if i needed to know) but couldn't get any, would i be able to get him hard etc, after yawning, i replied politely yes, blah blah, he booked an appointment for 5.30.

Rang again asking same thing politely said bye, he then phoned my mobile not realising it was the same person, said the same things, yawn. Put the phone down. Couple of hours later he called again using my work name, was it OK to see him blah blah.  My reply was WILL U JUST F*C* OFF.

Where do these people come from? Needless to say he never showed up!!!! 

I would have replied, I use a pillow, what do you use? Idiots!

Don't do that. Making that seem sexy isn't even a stretch.

Got this email exchange today (had to share. lol!)

"wondering if a could see a few more pics baby would like a bit of a servicing now and then where abouts in glasgow are you" bleuggghhh   "baby" "servicing"!!!!

I replied with a link to my website stating pics are on there and where about Iam

then: "ye aye nice pic do u not have a face one (when website has already stated I don't give out face pics) , wondering if you could give me a price on giving me some good oral sex for an hour?(prices are also on website) am not desperate but ayeve not had it gd for a while how old ru by the way? (again, my age is on website) i'm 30"
 xxx

My reply: "As website says, I do not give out face pics. As website also says the price is ?XXX for an hour of my time. I'm 23"


Seriously pissed off by this stage!!!

Him: "Do you think I could pay ?XXX for an hour for jist a blowjob? Thats why a ask u for less anno what the site says baby , yeh ever get an hour free and fancy doin it for half that then email me babes no hassle just relaxin chattin and suckin cock xxx"

Oh Christ!!!! I was laughing too much to be annoyed, Needless to say he didn't get another reply, and never will. I started to think maybe it was a joke but I don't think so - I spoke to a guy with  the same name and the same age a while ago repeatedly asking for discounts who didn't sound too bright either! think it was the same guy. At least I got a laugh!!!


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