So I don't reply to texts, but rule are there to be broken sometimes and I have been in a strange mood latetly.
Got text on sat: I want to book you for this afternoon, but can't get to shop for top up yet so could you please phone me. Thanks. James X
I didn't reply.
Sun 2pm: Can you phone please thanks
Sun 2:05: Can you phone please
I reply: You want to book, you call, you pay.
Him: I have no credit, but I do want to book someone. For 3 hours
Me: And I just fell out of the stupid tree!
Him: No I really do
10 min later: Please, I have the money
Me: Hahaha, no money for credit, but money to text and to have three hours of sex? Stop insulting my intelligence! Your number is now barred.
How pathetic, hehe