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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #255 on: 26 February 2010, 04:59:11 pm »
Quote from: EmilyJones on 26 February 2010, 02:50:55 pm
Quote from: sophleeds24 on 26 February 2010, 01:21:54 pm
How about we meet up for an hour in my hotel first, if you like it then we can arrange some money."

That's totally the wrong way around. ;)

But he does say to meet in "his" hotel first - perhaps it's Mr Hilton himself!!  :o ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #256 on: 27 February 2010, 12:03:56 am »
I'm not sure this falls under this thread as it happened during the appointment not before, but anyway...

Right in the middle of the action, client stops to say:
'Has anyone ever told you that you look like Amanda Knox? You know, the convicted murderess?'
That's a new one on me...!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #257 on: 27 February 2010, 01:23:18 am »
Quote from: Lucymay on 25 January 2010, 09:09:49 am
"bbe u shaggin 2nyt. And cn u cmc c me"

Ughhhh!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #258 on: 28 February 2010, 03:53:07 pm »
We have two email addresses and we got this in both so I guess others got it as well but I couldn't find it posted.

Hi love, I wana meet asap, i wana fuck u and suck my small cock pls mail me back when u ave time and ur rate for two hour, i cant waite.
 
with kisses

Well, if you want to suck your small cock, you don't have to pay us for that, go ahead... ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #259 on: 01 March 2010, 12:16:39 pm »
Claudia, if you had a small cock, would you want to suck it? And for two hours, good god! What a nightmare that could be, condom coming off and getting stuck in your throat, choking, the ambulance, the shame. It is better to have a professional handle these things, this is why he is calling on you. 
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #260 on: 01 March 2010, 06:27:49 pm »
Well I want the guy who is so long, that he needs a professional deep-throatist  :D.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #261 on: 01 March 2010, 07:55:55 pm »
Quote from: Violette on 01 March 2010, 12:16:39 pm
Claudia, if you had a small cock, would you want to suck it? And for two hours, good god! What a nightmare that could be, condom coming off and getting stuck in your throat, choking, the ambulance, the shame. It is better to have a professional handle these things, this is why he is calling on you. 

Speaking as someone who has spent many a contorted teenage hour attempting to achieve the holy grail that is auto-fellatio, I can assure you that is near impossible even for those of us lucky enough to have large cocks...
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Violette

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #262 on: 01 March 2010, 08:22:07 pm »
Oh go ahead honey, blow your own horn.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #263 on: 01 March 2010, 08:57:19 pm »
As Benny says, he wishes he could...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #264 on: 02 March 2010, 10:06:44 am »
Violette, you're right, lol, that sounds really bad! ;D I was thinking about meeting him after all as I've never seen such a flexible guy! If I do, I'll make sure to make some nice photos and share with all of you! ;)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #265 on: 02 March 2010, 09:10:43 pm »
Quote from: bennyboywonder on 01 March 2010, 07:55:55 pm
Speaking as someone who has spent many a contorted teenage hour attempting to achieve the holy grail that is auto-fellatio

Didn't we all? :)

I love clients with small ones. So much easier to suck.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #266 on: 02 March 2010, 09:29:48 pm »
Quote from: Richard on 02 March 2010, 09:10:43 pm
I love clients with small ones. So much easier to suck.

Pah - I am a total size queen. The bigger the better :P

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #267 on: 03 March 2010, 01:23:03 am »
So I don't reply to texts, but rule are there to be broken sometimes and I have been in a strange mood latetly.

Got text on sat: I want to book you for this afternoon, but can't get to shop for top up yet so could you please phone me. Thanks. James X

I didn't reply.

Sun 2pm: Can you phone please thanks
Sun 2:05: Can you phone please
 
I reply: You want to book, you call, you pay.

Him: I have no credit, but I do want to book someone. For 3 hours

Me: And I just fell out of the stupid tree!

Him: No I really do

10 min later: Please, I have the money

Me: Hahaha, no money for credit, but money to text and to have three hours of sex? Stop insulting my intelligence! Your number is now barred.

How pathetic, hehe
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #268 on: 05 March 2010, 09:54:21 pm »
Update from my timewaster twat, send me a text saying: who is this?

I didn't reply.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #269 on: 06 March 2010, 02:52:30 am »
Haha that reminds me Cass. Message on AW. "Hi" (me) Hello what can I do for you? (Him)  If you want plumbing or odd jobs done.....
How kind of him!!!!
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