Quote from: cassie on 28 November 2009, 02:02:34 pm

As Amy said, be sure to take a thorough shower after the milkbath and give the tub a good scrub too, milky deposites left anywhere get rank quickly.

This is the worst bit - and don't forget about flannels and sponges. I vividly remember turning the bathroom upside down at my old place years ago because of the horrendous stench that I couldn't identify and was convinced the drains were backing up, only to find it was a sponge that had the milk bath on which had been hanging around in the warm for a couple of weeks  . Not recommended.

I've recenlt been getting messages from this guy who thinks it's sad that i have to work and how he wishes i didn't have to...!!?? I don't even know or met him! I spoke and arranged the booking but have cancelled as honest he was freaking me out. He texted everyday along lines of 'morning, how are you? safe? let me know i'm worried' if i didn't reply the texts get more frantic one even saying he was to call the police as worried something had happened to me!! I told him straight to leave me alone and has done the trick though noticed had email on aw from him but just deleted it ha. I'm so cruel. I don't mean to be as sweet someone cares isn't it. But well, it's bit weird when haven't even met him...! bless him ha x

Oh god I shouldn't still be up but I just remembered this.

So around Tuesday lunchtime I was in my muddy jeans and the boots with chicken poo in the treads, cycling down a country lane to the hen sanctuary I volunteer at. My work phone rang and since it was in my pocket I hopped off my bike and answered the call, which was apparently coming from India.

The guy asked if I did phone sex and I said yes, but I wouldn't be home until 7pm GMT. I told him how much it cost and how I took payment, he said he'd call me back in the evening and I got on my way.

A few minutes later I was off the bike again, this time because I'd got outside the sanctuary and found one of the brown hens exploring outside the outer fence. While I was working out what to do about it the Indian guy called back. I told him I had a situation but he blabbered on anyway so I said he had to be quick. He asked me if, before he paid for the phone sex, I couldn't just give him a taster for free? I said no. He said couldn't I just do one minute so he could make up his mind? I told him I really didn't care if he booked or not so I wasn't interested in convincing him.

In the end I didn't get to find out what he sounds like when he comes, but I did chase the hen back to safety and cleaned out all the drinkers before it got dark .

So did you meet him?