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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #135 on: 29 November 2009, 12:11:38 pm »
I sometimes complain about people using email to ask for a same-day booking, but this one easily wins that category.

Sent at 01:51 this morning.

hai anika i am [tinky winky] from brighton.I need today 2.30am my number is ***********.my place is 1[laa-laa] street near mammo cherry resturant

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #136 on: 29 November 2009, 12:30:53 pm »
More like Dipsy, I'd have thought. I take it they had Po luck?

'The Ian formerly known as SW5'. What they said: "Indispensable", "You are our best resource", and (hours later!) "I'm afraid that you're being made redundant..."

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #137 on: 29 November 2009, 11:26:34 pm »
As Amy said, be sure to take a thorough shower after the milkbath and give the tub a good scrub too, milky deposites left anywhere get rank quickly. :-X

This is the worst bit - and don't forget about flannels and sponges. I vividly remember turning the bathroom upside down at my old place years ago because of the horrendous stench that I couldn't identify and was convinced the drains were backing up, only to find it was a sponge that had the milk bath on which had been hanging around in the warm for a couple of weeks  :-X. Not recommended.
Uh, yes forgot to mention those, my lesson was when I let my shower curtain hang in my milkbath and some of it stayed in the crease/seam at the bottom of the curtain - it took me days to work out what it was, I even had the bathpanel off thinking something had died behind it, lol.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #138 on: 29 November 2009, 11:32:22 pm »
Ok, guy called, said he wanted to know about my services,
I said: yeees?
he said: is sex included?
I said: yes.
He said: so you do f**king?
 ::) ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #139 on: 29 November 2009, 11:36:04 pm »
Cassie - thanks for the lovely recipes. I'm gonna try one tomorrow night!
What a darling! Thanks once again x x x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #140 on: 29 November 2009, 11:42:26 pm »
Cassie - thanks for the lovely recipes. I'm gonna try one tomorrow night!
What a darling! Thanks once again x x x
No probs hun, hope you enjoy them as much as I do and let me know if you did.  :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #141 on: 01 December 2009, 08:41:29 pm »
I've recenlt been getting messages from this guy who thinks it's sad that i have to work and how he wishes i didn't have to...!!?? I don't even know or met him! I spoke and arranged the booking but have cancelled as honest he was freaking me out. He texted everyday along lines of 'morning, how are you? safe? let me know i'm worried' if i didn't reply the texts get more frantic one even saying he was to call the police as worried something had happened to me!! I told him straight to leave me alone and has done the trick though noticed had email on aw from him but just deleted it ha. I'm so cruel. I don't mean to be as sweet someone cares isn't it. But well, it's bit weird when haven't even met him...! bless him ha x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #142 on: 01 December 2009, 08:46:42 pm »
Urgh. Sometimes potential clients really wind me up (doesn't help I have exams in my other life and am stressed from that...)
Just had an email from a guy offering me a 2hour appointment for less than I normally charge for 1hour! When I informed him of this, he told me the 'offer still stood if I didn't get anything else'! Which really wound me up lol. I mean, I don't like the implication that I'm so desperate for clients that I'm going to drop a substantial amount to go and tolerate him! *presses block*
Lol, sorry for the rant, but that feels so much better! :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #143 on: 03 December 2009, 02:23:10 am »
I've recenlt been getting messages from this guy who thinks it's sad that i have to work and how he wishes i didn't have to...!!?? I don't even know or met him! I spoke and arranged the booking but have cancelled as honest he was freaking me out. He texted everyday along lines of 'morning, how are you? safe? let me know i'm worried' if i didn't reply the texts get more frantic one even saying he was to call the police as worried something had happened to me!! I told him straight to leave me alone and has done the trick though noticed had email on aw from him but just deleted it ha. I'm so cruel. I don't mean to be as sweet someone cares isn't it. But well, it's bit weird when haven't even met him...! bless him ha x
Not sweet hun, sick, in the stalker fashion, be very careful with this kind of guy.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #144 on: 03 December 2009, 03:17:06 am »
Oh god I shouldn't still be up but I just remembered this.

So around Tuesday lunchtime I was in my muddy jeans and the boots with chicken poo in the treads, cycling down a country lane to the hen sanctuary I volunteer at. My work phone rang and since it was in my pocket I hopped off my bike and answered the call, which was apparently coming from India.

The guy asked if I did phone sex and I said yes, but I wouldn't be home until 7pm GMT. I told him how much it cost and how I took payment, he said he'd call me back in the evening and I got on my way.

A few minutes later I was off the bike again, this time because I'd got outside the sanctuary and found one of the brown hens exploring outside the outer fence. While I was working out what to do about it the Indian guy called back. I told him I had a situation but he blabbered on anyway so I said he had to be quick. He asked me if, before he paid for the phone sex, I couldn't just give him a taster for free? I said no. He said couldn't I just do one minute so he could make up his mind? I told him I really didn't care if he booked or not so I wasn't interested in convincing him.

In the end I didn't get to find out what he sounds like when he comes, but I did chase the hen back to safety and cleaned out all the drinkers before it got dark :).

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #145 on: 03 December 2009, 03:26:14 am »
Oh god I shouldn't still be up but I just remembered this.

So around Tuesday lunchtime I was in my muddy jeans and the boots with chicken poo in the treads, cycling down a country lane to the hen sanctuary I volunteer at. My work phone rang and since it was in my pocket I hopped off my bike and answered the call, which was apparently coming from India.

The guy asked if I did phone sex and I said yes, but I wouldn't be home until 7pm GMT. I told him how much it cost and how I took payment, he said he'd call me back in the evening and I got on my way.

A few minutes later I was off the bike again, this time because I'd got outside the sanctuary and found one of the brown hens exploring outside the outer fence. While I was working out what to do about it the Indian guy called back. I told him I had a situation but he blabbered on anyway so I said he had to be quick. He asked me if, before he paid for the phone sex, I couldn't just give him a taster for free? I said no. He said couldn't I just do one minute so he could make up his mind? I told him I really didn't care if he booked or not so I wasn't interested in convincing him.

In the end I didn't get to find out what he sounds like when he comes, but I did chase the hen back to safety and cleaned out all the drinkers before it got dark :).

F**k, didn't realise it was this late myself!

LOL, maybe you should have let him listen to you chasing the hen back into it's coop, especially on what it must cost him to phone from India.

Right - bed time!!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #146 on: 03 December 2009, 06:23:31 am »
I sometimes complain about people using email to ask for a same-day booking, but this one easily wins that category.

Sent at 01:51 this morning.

hai anika i am [tinky winky] from brighton.I need today 2.30am my number is ***********.my place is 1[laa-laa] street near mammo cherry resturant

So did you meet him? Once in a blue...I'll get a text or email like that, but for some reason; at the end of 2009 I am finding they are too flakey so I proceed with caution.

But you know what I hate?

When someone calls or IM's me after say 10-11 at night asking for an appointment for tomorrow. I told one guy, "Its 1230, at this hour; Im not taking no advanced booking. They know damn well, and me too...that the only time you contact someone that late is if you are ready RIGHT NOW. Otherwise, why the hell would you be calling so late? You're horny now...arent you? Sheesh, some people  >:(

and you know why I got so annoyed? He was from Chicago! That is the land of escort buggers. They talk alot of shit, but don't ever do shit. Its one of the reasons why I was so firm with him. I ******* cant stand people in Chicago  >:(
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #147 on: 03 December 2009, 11:13:15 am »
So did you meet him?

What? No. I was in bed and didn't check my emails until the sun had come up.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #148 on: 03 December 2009, 01:31:44 pm »
When someone calls or IM's me after say 10-11 at night asking for an appointment for tomorrow. I told one guy, "Its 1230, at this hour; Im not taking no advanced booking. They know damn well, and me too...that the only time you contact someone that late is if you are ready RIGHT NOW. Otherwise, why the hell would you be calling so late? You're horny now...arent you? Sheesh, some people  >:(

and you know why I got so annoyed? He was from Chicago! That is the land of escort buggers. They talk alot of shit, but don't ever do shit. Its one of the reasons why I was so firm with him. I ******* cant stand people in Chicago  >:(

Just turn your phone off!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #149 on: 03 December 2009, 02:10:56 pm »
Or put in on silent in another room (so the stupid flashing light indicating a call doesn't rouse us from our well deserved sleep)

I have someone who calls once a week asking for details. I answered the phone to him yesterday and when he asked for details I said - You must know what I look like, how much I charge and what area Im in by now as you phone every week asking the same things. I doubt we're ever actually going to meet so unless you have a serious enquiry, plase stop calling me! He spluttered - oh yes, I remember you now! I'm sorry for calling back again and again. I do intend to come and see you at some point....to which I replied, well call me 'at some point' when you have the cash and know when you'd like to see me.
Some people. Honestly. Do my f$%king head in. He always says 'Bless Ya' too which makes me want to scream at him! I don't want blessing you fool. I want to earn some money. Now get off the line as I have proper enquiries to deal with. Dick.