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Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6615 on: 25 December 2014, 12:00:34 pm »
A text sent in the early hours of Christmas morning - "Call me".

Hmmm, maybe not!

Have a lovely day everyone.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6616 on: 26 December 2014, 02:25:29 pm »
its 3am im lonely can I see you now?  :'(

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6617 on: 28 December 2014, 06:34:27 am »
"will u do a bj wiv owo cim &swallow for ?20" (4 feedback all mentioning his thick hard cock and how great he is-- and none active  ::)



"i want a blowjob now"  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6618 on: 28 December 2014, 09:29:20 am »
"will u do a bj wiv owo cim &swallow for ?20" (4 feedback all mentioning his thick hard cock and how great he is-- and none active  ::)



"i want a blowjob now"  :FF

Tell him you heard that if you put vaseline around the entrance of a vacuum cleaner put his dick in it and then switch it on he will have an unforgettable experience.  ;)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6619 on: 28 December 2014, 04:13:07 pm »
Text received yesterday -

"morning. Am working your way today. Freezing cold builder here. How bout a BJ? 20? Can't blame me for trying"

My reply - " how about you save yourself the ?20 and get one of the lads to do it. You might get somewhere then"

His reply - "that's the best text iv had all year!!"
Who is behind a great women? That's right. No one. She has to get there herself - I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do!

MiaSg

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6620 on: 28 December 2014, 04:38:55 pm »
Text received yesterday -

"morning. Am working your way today. Freezing cold builder here. How bout a BJ? 20? Can't blame me for trying"

My reply - " how about you save yourself the ?20 and get one of the lads to do it. You might get somewhere then"

His reply - "that's the best text iv had all year!!"

At least he has a good sense of humour. :)

Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6621 on: 28 December 2014, 05:31:20 pm »
Text received yesterday -

"morning. Am working your way today. Freezing cold builder here. How bout a BJ? 20? Can't blame me for trying"

My reply - " how about you save yourself the ?20 and get one of the lads to do it. You might get somewhere then"

His reply - "that's the best text iv had all year!!"

At least he has a good sense of humour. :)

That's what I thought! :D

alice842

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6622 on: 28 December 2014, 09:05:36 pm »
I've had all the weirdos crawling out of the woodwork today!

One wanted custard pies thrown in his face. Also had emails asking for hardsports, farting and penis shaving. Maybe they all had such a hard time pretending to be normal over Christmas that they're now doing double the amount of harassing to make up for it.

Also had a guy asking if I'd be offering OWO again soon.. well I don't know how long my wisdom teeth will take to come through so you tell me mate? ::)

MiaSg

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6623 on: 29 December 2014, 10:12:54 am »

"I really cant stop thinking about you... I wish i was not married so i could just come and be your bitch x Is there any way i could come see you with out payment??? I will do anything Miss x "


Didn't even bother. ..I just blocked uim
 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6624 on: 29 December 2014, 10:14:52 am »
I will turn up to meet you wearing skin tight leggings with my cock sticking out sent in an email
lol no thanks  :o

MiaSg

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6625 on: 29 December 2014, 10:15:42 am »
Btw girls wasn't there a similar thread to this only for webcamming ? What happened to it ? I've been searching all over for it and I can't find it. :(

Reni

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6626 on: 29 December 2014, 07:24:44 pm »
Text today:
Meet in hotel tonight 400 bare?

What on earth? Does he mean bb?

Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6627 on: 29 December 2014, 07:30:46 pm »
He sure does Reni.
Beauty is nothing to do with having a pretty face.
It is about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart,
And most importantly a beautiful soul.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6628 on: 30 December 2014, 12:33:41 am »
Btw girls wasn't there a similar thread to this only for webcamming ? What happened to it ? I've been searching all over for it and I can't find it. :(

Here you go :)

http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=7030.0

MiaSg

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6629 on: 30 December 2014, 10:16:53 am »
Btw girls wasn't there a similar thread to this only for webcamming ? What happened to it ? I've been searching all over for it and I can't find it. :(

Here you go :)

http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=7030.0


Yay !!! Thank you :) Hehe let the laughs begin ;)