I've had all the weirdos crawling out of the woodwork today!
One wanted custard pies thrown in his face. Also had emails asking for hardsports, farting and penis shaving. Maybe they all had such a hard time pretending to be normal over Christmas that they're now doing double the amount of harassing to make up for it.
Also had a guy asking if I'd be offering OWO again soon.. well I don't know how long my wisdom teeth will take to come through so you tell me mate?