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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6045 on: 01 August 2014, 11:08:40 am »
 
 Hi! I have a specific fantasy.I would like to see you fuck with a guys in front of me.Could you do that today?

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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6046 on: 01 August 2014, 07:49:54 pm »
Text today:

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Ho1h-130??

Presumably from the man with the least free time in town ;D.
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MissLarissa

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6047 on: 01 August 2014, 10:04:52 pm »
Ahhh i love the "can you do BB" texts because i have so many free texts and i like to deal with people like this with a bit of crazy. For example:



Idiot: do you do BB?
Me: Bed and Breakfast?
Idiot: No, bareback
Me: You mean Beta Blockers? Basket Ball? Big Ben?

And so on, so i keep replying with one of the 197 acronyms for BB i found online.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6048 on: 01 August 2014, 10:46:57 pm »
"Hi, I'm a fully professional escort who works in London, check my profile if you don't believe me.
I'm going to be in Manchester to watch the cricket next week and need a place to stay on Friday and Saturday nights. I won't be in the way as I'll try and be out as much as possible, but I was thinking, if you provide me with a place to stay for those two nights, maybe we could have a bit of fun as well? If not, maybe you could use this as an opportunity to do a MF duo service for a couple of nights?
I wouldn't ask for anything, just a place to sleep.
What do you think?"

BWAHAHAHA!!!!

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saturnspirit

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6049 on: 04 August 2014, 11:31:19 pm »
Just had this email on aw. Funny enough this profile has no feedback

"xxx wow ypur sexy ! Are you into BDSM, DOM, CBT ?? ever done cock and/or testicle malleting babe ? I have a 16oz mallet here....would you consider an hour outcall for ?100 plz babe ? xxx Damon xxx"

Ummm. He can't read my outcall rates and seriously a malleting to his cock!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6050 on: 05 August 2014, 01:18:11 am »
Quote from: Red KB on 29 July 2014, 09:54:15 am
"I am wondering if you can help?

As long as I can remember i have had a big thing for girls that smoke but have always been too scared to tell anyone, now its getting to the point where I have to do somethng about it!

I am looking for someone to indulge my fetish with things like smoke filled kisses, smoking blow jobs, smoking during sex.....just smoking all round really!

sound like something you could help with?"

Nothing that wrong about this but I do suspect a copy and paste job as he didn't address me by name, or even say hello for that matter. I might have entertained his request if only he'd done that!

Your suspicions were correct!
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6051 on: 05 August 2014, 09:03:09 am »
I got this text 3 days ago:

"Hi my friend ı found your number from website..ı wanna see you for 1 hour?howmuch is your price??and what is your service??"

Which I replied to politely with links to my website etc and never heard back.

And today I woke to the following string of texts sent between 2:55am and 4:45am (by the same person):

"Hi, sorry ı am sailing now..on 6 august ı will be in port."

"I am maritime engineer and ı dont have home,do you have home to come your place??ı need to sex with you only, not massage and other..ı really need a best sex☺️how much is your price for 1 hour."

"When if you are free, please we will contact you" [we??]

"See you soon my friend"

"And also please give me your rules and info ı couldnt enter your website" [I'm not sending my entire website text!]

"My net is blocked by three phone net☺️"

"You are black girl? Can you send me photo please! And also ı will come there with 2 extra my friends. Do you have another your girl friend for my friends" [apparently has never been on my site, you would never in a million years mistake my pale ass for a black girl! And NO to group bookings...]

"I am waiting your answers byss."

When I woke up at a sensible hour, I just told him he really needs to check my website before getting in touch again because he doesn't even have the first clue about me or my services!!!
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Clarabella

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6052 on: 06 August 2014, 10:16:00 am »
Just got this charming little text -

'How much do you charge and what do you get'

Blocked!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6053 on: 06 August 2014, 12:41:21 pm »
Received this text this morning.
"Hey book ya 1 hour"
So polite!!!!!!!!
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6054 on: 06 August 2014, 02:32:49 pm »
Quote from: Just An Escort on 05 August 2014, 09:03:09 am
I got this text 3 days ago:

"Hi my friend ı found your number from website..ı wanna see you for 1 hour?howmuch is your price??and what is your service??"

Which I replied to politely with links to my website etc and never heard back.

And today I woke to the following string of texts sent between 2:55am and 4:45am (by the same person):

"Hi, sorry ı am sailing now..on 6 august ı will be in port."

"I am maritime engineer and ı dont have home,do you have home to come your place??ı need to sex with you only, not massage and other..ı really need a best sex☺️how much is your price for 1 hour."

"When if you are free, please we will contact you" [we??]

"See you soon my friend"

"And also please give me your rules and info ı couldnt enter your website" [I'm not sending my entire website text!]

"My net is blocked by three phone net☺️"

"You are black girl? Can you send me photo please! And also ı will come there with 2 extra my friends. Do you have another your girl friend for my friends" [apparently has never been on my site, you would never in a million years mistake my pale ass for a black girl! And NO to group bookings...]

"I am waiting your answers byss."

When I woke up at a sensible hour, I just told him he really needs to check my website before getting in touch again because he doesn't even have the first clue about me or my services!!!

Google translate?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6055 on: 06 August 2014, 04:53:00 pm »
Some joker no show from a few weeks ago just text me saying he was on my road and asking for my house number! He hadn't even asked if he could come and see me. Felt like writing something very abusive back but I have refrained.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6056 on: 06 August 2014, 09:15:14 pm »
I got this text a few months ago & deliberately kept it for the amusement & if he ever gets in touch again:

"Would you have a baby with me"

Ignored.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6057 on: 06 August 2014, 09:29:43 pm »
Quote from: Dudette on 06 August 2014, 09:15:14 pm
I got this text a few months ago & deliberately kept it for the amusement & if he ever gets in touch again:

"Would you have a baby with me"

Ignored.

"Grilled or fried?". Alternatively, ask about sauce options.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6058 on: 07 August 2014, 10:09:36 am »
Quote from: Just An Escort on 05 August 2014, 09:03:09 am
I got this text 3 days ago:

"Hi my friend ı found your number from website..ı wanna see you for 1 hour?howmuch is your price??and what is your service??"

Which I replied to politely with links to my website etc and never heard back.



See, I get this ALL the time. Emails from random guys who have "seen me on some website" but can't remember the name of it, and who want to know how much/where I'm located/what services. It got to the point a while back that I thought I must have been listed in some Asian catalogue or something, as 100% of the emails - from guys who don't know who I am/what I do/where I work - come from guys with North Asian names.

I did google my name, but nothing came up, so it's still a mystery. I'm afraid to say that now when I receive the "where are you, how much you charge, what do you do" messages, I ignore them. Because asking where they found my ad is futile, and suplying them with info has NEVER turned any of these enquiries into bookings.
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TeaBoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6059 on: 07 August 2014, 03:37:52 pm »
This wasn't someone trying to book so I don't know if it counts, but I just got this message through a gay hookup site that lets escorts advertise:

Subject: DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Message: ewwwwwwwwwwwww

(I'm assuming this is a reference to the fact that I'm trans)

I wanted to send them a message back saying "your mum's disgusting", but they'd blocked me so I reported them for sending abusive messages instead.
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