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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5865 on: 26 June 2014, 07:43:29 pm »
Just received this belter, I stopped reading it half way through as it was hurting my eyes.

Hi hunnie, As this is the first time I've came across you, I had no choice to go else where on here and boy it was the biggest disappoint I've had ever, arrived at the door, looked like she had jus woke up no make up no sexy lingerie, stockings or heels as requested but a pair of fluffy pink slippers and a pink gown, told me to go straight into her room no greeting at the door no kiss on the cheek or a cuddle, nothing. So we get into the room and I sat down on the bed, handed over the money and she said take your clothes off and lie down their, I said yes madam and done so thinking this is more like a sentence than a girlfriend experience, no oral without and kissed like a duck once or twice I actually said to her im finished after about 5mins of being their and left. I was expecting something more like I come to the door with flowers and wine its opened by a sexy lady wearing sexy black lingerie with the stockings and stiletto heels like in your pics with some pink lippy with the matching pink nails or even red or a sexy colour that suits your skin tone, doors opened a kiss and a cuddle straight away to make it feel like your coming to see your gf, you hold my hand and take me to your room, you kiss me with some more with some passion and suddenly stop and say get your ass in the shower lol so I have a quick shower, come out your lying siping on wine on the bed waiting for me, you tell me to come sit on the bed, so im sitting their with a towel wrapped around me and you then start kissing me as if you want me and sit over me whilst kissing me, you make me ly down and slowly go into a 69 position fully clothed (I think its sexier and more memorable when you 've got your lingerie and heels on) and down on me with a condom just for a short while and I play with you as you do, then you spin around and start kissing me again with some passion and tongue and slip a condom on me and use me however you liked, you fucking me and then get me to fuck you to make you cum while you kiss me till we both cum and are feeling all fuzzy and warm inside lol.. hope that's not too much to ask for or if that's no good to you, but I would remember and recognise a experience like that until I kicked the bucket! hope ive not scared you away, will be glad to send you pic to see me first, im not that bad looking and always take care of my appearance xx Jay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5866 on: 26 June 2014, 08:37:46 pm »
Bwahahaha  I re-read that about 3 times to make sense of it.  Initially, I thought he was complaining that you had opened the door wearing a pair of fluffy pink slippers and a pink gown.  Thought interesting mebbe that's why the Pink Princess moniker ;D  Kinda sounded like a true girlfriend experience  lol  Anyway, when are you meeting lovely Jay?  ;D

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5867 on: 26 June 2014, 08:44:42 pm »
Never lol, I just blocked him WITHOUT telling him to fuck off LOL  :D x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5868 on: 26 June 2014, 08:46:35 pm »
Hahaha  You're just too choosy Missy!   ;D x

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5869 on: 26 June 2014, 08:47:03 pm »
Hahahahaha, I've just read the end bit about how us cumming together will make us feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Just HAS to be a winde up  :D

xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5870 on: 26 June 2014, 08:50:31 pm »
Hahaha  You're just too choosy Missy!   ;D x
I definitely am really choosy. I've had a few really horrible situations and dangerous ones with clients when I first kind of started and didn't know what to look out for or listen out for in a potential client. I seen people that I wouldn't dream of seeing now and it landed me getting robbed twice, attacked and I don't know how many times I have been blackmailed so it makes me on edge and super selective. I have security now but it still only takes seconds for something really scary to happen when alone with a stranger.

I just don't know how you girls do it without getting so anxious about the unknown.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5871 on: 26 June 2014, 09:05:28 pm »
Never lol, I just blocked him WITHOUT telling him to fuck off LOL  :D x
Yay!!Haha!!Ee dear I feel all warm and fuzzy after reading that email or is it queasiness...always getting them mixed up ;)

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5872 on: 26 June 2014, 09:29:13 pm »
 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D xxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5873 on: 26 June 2014, 09:48:48 pm »
A guy has booked me for a weeks time, very polite and rather posh on the phone so all good, got a text from him yesterday

"Hi, can't wait to see you, I'm really horny now, am wearing fishnets and my cock is hard, will you allow me to ring you as I have an hour free? I want you to tell me what you are going to do to me and how you will use me when I see you. I will bring you a nice bottle of red wine for the booking"

I offer a Domme service so the fishnets etc doesn't shock me.

I replied.

"I am a hooker darling, I don't offer phone chat, I take payment in sterling not wine, see you next week"

I would have let it go and put it down to feeling horny etc but he has text me 5 times today telling me how hard his cock is, what knickers he is wearing, asking if my vagina is wet (his words), what my piss tastes like, will my boyfriend fuck him, will I shit in his mouth (I don't do hard sports)

I have politely cancelled and blocked! Not because I'm shocked just he is getting on my fu**ing nerves! X
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TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5874 on: 26 June 2014, 11:16:33 pm »
Lady's I agree that I have dealt with this badly and shouldnt have nipped at him although I am still annoyed that he told stories without telling the full story but such as life.

I told someone to fuck off cause they offended me, hardly outing a client or holding someone hostage.

I have more than been punished for telling him to F off with the shit I got today from a bunch of unknowns so lesson learnt.

Let's hope that nobody ever tells anyone to fuck off ever as it's clearly the worst thing you can do in the world.

Bibi please don take offence, it was just the fact that ?50 is half what I usually charge so it's like someone offering you ?25.

Remember we're all different, some people have a nippy personality like I do when I think someone's been rude, I am rude straight back. Other people just let it go over their head. I need to learn to let things go over my head.
If someone offered me half my half hour rate for a half hour booking then I too would of probably told them to fuck off! It depends how they came across in their email really, if it was just a one liner asking that then yeah you clearly haven't read anything and fuck off! If they politely introduced themselves and asked if any kind of discount was available, they would get a more pleasant but still firm response. That doesn't mean I have a bad attitude in general, I just don't put up with any bollocks.

If you don't like half hour bookings much then you really shouldn't offer them all together. I charge ?80 for half hour and ?120 for the hour and I'm happy with that. The deal your offering and your half hour not being available is not very clear on your profile though, as it's in a separate tab and I would of made certain bits in bullet points and bold, we all know guys hardly read anything most of the time!

It is funny how these guys only tell half the story isn't it? It's very common, but of course "It's the nasty prossie with the bad attitudes problem!" They have no idea what we put up with on a regular basis LOL!
« Last Edit: 26 June 2014, 11:21:46 pm by MissKylie »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5875 on: 26 June 2014, 11:33:12 pm »
Once again, back on topic, please. If this has to continue, take it to PM.

TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5876 on: 26 June 2014, 11:46:58 pm »
Once again, back on topic, please. If this has to continue, take it to PM.
Sorry Amy, didn't see your other post.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5877 on: 27 June 2014, 12:04:57 am »
Never lol, I just blocked him WITHOUT telling him to fuck off LOL  :D x

Glad you're feeling better PP  :)

To be fair I know it's hard to retain a sense of humour sometimes, especially when things are not going so well! I had a moment during a booking the other day which belongs on the gross thread  :o :o but it's over now and I can (almost) smile about it again now.

Your Jay sounds like a right catch  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5878 on: 27 June 2014, 12:42:30 am »
Well, I once booked in an Anony Mouse...   ;D 

Seriously though, they call from a number and could be giving you any name so it's not a huge biggie for an incall.  Even call them Mr Cash.  Obviously, a totally different issue for an outcall for which I will need full name etc

It's important to me to have a name, I need to have something to save in my phone-- that's a large part of it, I have so many different numbers in my missed call lists and different texts going on with clients-- and something to call him when he comes to the flat, it would be weird to me to sit there and not be able to say a name. I've never had another client refuse, perhaps they gave me fake names, dunno and it doesn't really matter to be honest,  it was more his attitude and refusing to give me a name at all it was insulting, just felt very disrespectful. He also refused to put a booking through on AW so there was no way to screen him at all and I just wasn't comfortable with some totally random guy coming to where I work everyday and where two other escorts also work, it's important to me to screen carefully since I don't want some nut job coming to the flat and bothering them or getting them in trouble. And there was just something about it that bothered me, like you expect me to trust you with an address to where I will be every day, open my body up to have sex with you, stick your dick in my mouth and kiss you but you won't trust me/let me know your name? Maybe that's what bothered me the most? I don't know but something about it just didn't sit right with me!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5879 on: 27 June 2014, 01:53:18 am »

Email received this evening from a bloke on Adultwork.

Him: "Hi, How are you? I have a common fantasy about a woman making me cream my pants in public and wondered if it is a fantasy you could help me fulfil? I'll be honest, I'm not too sure exactly how something like that might work. But if it is something you might be interested in maybe we could discuss it further? Hope to hear from you soon"

..(Just out of curiosity i responded asking what he had in mind)..

Him: "Thanks for getting back to me. I have had some ideas, and would love to hear what you think, or hear some of your own?
1) A daytime GFE in a busy park for an hour where we get a little carried away touching.
2) A daytime meet somewhere busy like a shopping centre where we meet as 'strangers' with a lot of inappropriate touching and bum rubbing.
3) An evening meet as 'strangers' in a bar or club where we get carried away on the dance floor"

He's got feedback so for all i know he could be genuine but wtf lol, imagine that. No thanks i value my discretion  ;D