My name is Mohamed and am 63. I have been suffering with Leukemia for the past 3 years and am predicted to have months left. I have 3800 pounds saved from working since I came to the UK and should be leaving it to my dear son who looks after me but I am looking for a girl to strip it from me.

I am in my study with my son in his room upstairs. I am looking to be instructed how to secure myself to the chair and gag myself so I cannot call to him, then wire all the money in chunks of 500 to you (whoever accepts this)

My son is very bright and protective of me and will need to be distracted while I do this maybe via a messenger conversation while you instruct me.

I love him dearly and know this money should be going to him which drives anxious/excited.

 

WTF?

Mentalist? or Nigerian scam?  Either way, totally bizarre!

Coty xxx

Please ruin my life as I know it and turn me into your man boobed zombie paying idiot slave.
I would like you to invent a appropriate nickname for myself as i also find this a big turn on.

I should not be allowed to have a girlfriend by yourself so as to always spend my wages on yourself.

Please tell me what you will do for motivation for me to see you and waste my wages each month ?

Slave
Fattytits

Clearly this is my lucky weekend!

I'm posting this one mostly because I'm wondering if he's tried it with anyone else.

I've had a texter for a few days. I deleted the first few where he asked if this was Maria and if she was still working. I haven't responded to any of them since I figured if he was genuinely looking for Maria it wouldn't take him long to realise that she's not here. Since then it's been:

Are you still working?
Maria - are you still working? Mark
Maria - can you give me the number of the place you are working so I can contact someone else if you're not around. M
-Then he called me, I picked up, and he hung up as soon as I said hello-
Dialled by accident - sorry! Are you working?!
Let me know & I'll come down - I've seen you before so not sure what's up?
Hello?!
Maria, are you working this avo?

Now, it's not entirely implausible that Maria hates talking on the phone, or that he's deaf/unable to speak, but given that he started off asking if he had the right person, and the evidence he's had since, and that I've had this number for over six years, I think it's unlikely he's such a dummy that he thinks he's texting someone he knows. I reckon it's a variation on "a friend gave me your number", and I'm meant to be trying to tempt him away from Maria with my sexy textiness. So, anyone else had this one?

I'm posting this one mostly because I'm wondering if he's tried it with anyone else. I reckon it's a variation on "a friend gave me your number", and I'm meant to be trying to tempt him away from Maria with my sexy textiness. So, anyone else had this one?

Not specifically that person.
But I regularly get calls from people asking for:  "Random female name"
I think the callers are nervous / shy and just need a gentle bit of coaxing:
One or two sentences from me to show that I'm friendly, approachable and normal {ish... }.
I then handle the call as any other enquiry, by asking if they are looking to book an escort, today.
Some of these calls then result in Coin.

"a friend gave me your number" My eyes roll up to the ceiling.
but again I handle those calls in the same way, and on occasion they also result in Coin.
On post-sex conversations they are open. It usually turns out that a friend did give them my number after all,
which considering how unaccepting society is of escorting, really seems weird, to me.
Hey ho.....

So I didn't bother replying to that one and ate some cake instead 

Good call! lol

Coty xxx

I find cake to be the antidote to all kinds of stoooopid  

I find chocolate is the cure:-) no wonder I'm a BBW with all the twats out there! lmao

Coty xxx

_{[Edited to fix quote]}

I hadn't heard from Desperately Seeking Maria in about a day, then this afternoon as I was going into town I missed a call. I only heard one ring, but since there was background I could have missed the previous ones, so I sent my missed call template text (it says if you call now I can answer). At that point it occurred to me to check if it was him and yes, it was. I wondered if he was going to call back and finally talk to me, but nope, he sent another text instead. It said,

Quote

Is this Susie?

LOL.

He's definitely working his way up the alphabet Anika, he will be asking if you are Xenia by this time next week!

I had a text last night 'Whereabouts r u? I need your full address not just a vague answer plz, wot service u do? can I cum in yr mouth?'

As you can imagine I text ed him back immediately with all the details he requested and an offer of a ?50 discount as a reward for his charm

Text at 1am tonight. Crouch end? Now?

Are these guys mental? Who in their right mind would respond to a text like that?

Coty x