I offer a social service at ?50/hour, or at a flat rate of ?50 in some circumstances. It's not a big draw, but some guys appreciate it. Of course, some other guys go blind as soon as they see "?50/hour".

I do try to help. This is what it says on my Crib Sheet (the first page after age confirmation):

Social (no sex included!)
?50/hour, or ?50 flat rate to add time for lunch/dinner to an intimate booking.

And from my rates page:

Social escorting: ?50/hour. May be negotiable for longer bookings. Social rates do not include sexual services of any kind!
Add dinner or lunch before or after any full service booking for ?50. This is not timed.
Trial dinner/lunch meet: If you want to find out how we get on before booking personal time, we can meet for a meal within Brighton & Hove for just ?50.
Trial mini meet: Free! If you're able to meet me for a quick drink at a time and place convenient for me.

So anyway, I got this on christmas afternoon:

Hi Anika,
 
I had gone through your website some time back and I need some clarifications.
 
I read about social escorting in your site where you charge 50 GBP per hour. What exact services do you offer as a part of this?
I am expecting to be in your place for 30 mins and having a GFE kind of experience (no sexual intercourse) hugging you, kissing you including french kiss, touching your private parts, kissing your lips, neck, ears and chest  etc.,
 
I cant' too much money so please clarify what do you offer as a part of social escoring at your place.
 
I hope i have reached the right mail id, if not then please apologize. I had taken the email id from the below sit:
http://www.allgirltogaparty.co.uk/contact.php
 
Regards
R***

Yup, that's how I like to socialise.

My main question is, did he specify half an hour because his budget is ?25?

LOOOOOOOOL..

Yep Anika, he wants to touch you up for 30 mins at 25 quid!

If I were you, I'd change the line on the website to say NO SEXUAL CONTACT of any kind.
Because he's trying to be smart, saying I'm not having services performed just contact 

Eurgh, that's even more of a scary image - wanting to pay ?25 for a woman to sit completely passive, still and silent on a sofa while he gropes her vigorously? Yuck! Wouldn't a blow-up doll be better?? I'm sure you can get one of those for even cheaper, and they definitely don't interrupt with their damn lady-demands for proper payment and mutual respect.

It's mad and sad how imaginative they get trying to figure out how to get the most services for the least money by "playing" your stated rates/services, not realising that it's not a mix-n-match menu (for us indie/GFE-types) where you get rewarded with a 99p shag if you plan it right. I had someone email last week with a long description of a roleplay scenario he wanted (even though I don't even OFFER roleplay as standard) involving us meeting in a public place and pretending to be strangers, getting all hot'n'heavy there (though working in public really doesn't appeal to me, eurgh!) before I "drag [him] back to [mine] and bonk [his] brains out" - all within 29 minutes, apparently, cos he only wanted to pay the half-hour incall fee. I had to explain that it would A) be an outcall, B) take at least 40 minutes and C) involve a service that I don't even offer to the general public, so the charge would be double what he was planning on! Funnily enough, no response. Poor silly.

Eurgh, that's even more of a scary image - wanting to pay ?25 for a woman to sit completely passive, still and silent on a sofa while he gropes her vigorously? Yuck!

It's offtopic but I had a regular like this - he payed my full fee though:). He just came in, greeted me and started to kiss  and lick  and touch me everywhere and that's how we spent the whole booking! He never let me touch him, nor wanted to do anything else than this. It was very easy money but he never was in my "favourite clients" list...It was rather disgusting.

Back to  the topic

Come to think of it, I suppose I've known one or two one-off clients who didn't seem to require me to do anything (react, or moan orgasmically, or even make eye contact!) while they just sort of "probed" at me extensively and wanked themselves off. Never thought much about it (most likely due to being a bit squicked out; I can imagine that this "human doll" type thing might well be a fetish, since almost anything can be, but it's definitely not one of mine) til now.

I suppose it was the ?25 idea that made it truly horrifying!

Come to think of it, I suppose I've known one or two one-off clients who didn't seem to require me to do anything (react, or moan orgasmically, or even make eye contact!) while they just sort of "probed" at me extensively and wanked themselves off.

I was thinking that about a fifth of clients never wanted me to do anything except just stand/sit/lie there while they went down on me, but last night I had a flashback to someone who wanted this.

In a recreational setting with someone I trusted, I'd have been into it. With him, it was a bit too Dennis Nilsen and once was very definitely enough.

I laughed so hard at that Jack the Ripper email. Jack the Ripper was in my dream last night and we had serious talk about an escort I used to know going through trouble. But JTR is in my dreams everynight and is prolly friendlier than a number of the guys who phone me. Yet my bf is still deeply concerned about these dreams but they are only dreams.

Had an idiot on Monday call
Him: Hi, I saw your ad on AW and want to know what gfe is.
Me: I pretend to be your gf with kissing, etc
Him: That's great. I haven't had my giro in this week, would I be able to get a discount?

I hung up.

20 Mins later.

Him trying to be funny: Hi I'm looking for romancing?
Me in a fake us accent: This Jennifer Nettles from Sugarland fame, how did ya get ma cell numbar? ... Are you calling me a prostitute? Well, ya 1 sorry lad who pays for sex. I tell you, what! Loser!
Him: Sorry I got the wrong number.

And he never called again. Haha

I've just had to set a client straight on a few things.  He's previously cammed and phone chatted with me on several occasions but has now decided to take it a step further and make a booking with me after several months of umming and ahh-ing.

He really annoyed me this evening, bothering me on my yahoo, giving me drips n drabs of information when I'm here trying to sort things out for the website.  I'm going to copy the email I sent him below.  He sent me an apology, but one more step out of line and I'll have no hesitation in cancelling the booking for tomorrow.. or should I say later on today.  He's already got my back up!

To be honest, I'll just set you straight on a few things, because you've annoyed me to the point where I'm almost ready to cancel this booking.
 
Firstly, yes I appreciate your custom, but should I somehow show you eternal gratitude because you decided to see me and not another woman in Earls Court? Not quite sure if I was 1st or 2nd choice here, but I really didn't need to know you changed your mind and decided to see me.  Let me put it this way, how would you feel if I turned and told you that I was going to see someone else but decided to see you instead?
 
Telling me about your previous WG experiences is of no interest to me.  Are you expecting me to live up to their expectations?  Because I'm simply ME and I'll do my best to ensure you have a great experience, but if you constantly need to tell me about them, then I think the best thing for you to do would be to go and see one of them.
 
I'm here on the PC trying to sort info out for my website which is under development, hence the reason I'm here.  I politely asked you to send me your requirements in an email, as I don't actually have time to receive it in "drips and drabs".
 
I have repeat clients both on cam and for escort bookings that are happy with the way in which I conduct myself, they've left field reports and feedback in testimony of this.  If that's not enough for you to feel confident, despite seeing me on cam and speaking to me numerous times, then I don't know what is but I'm not here touting for business, I don't need to.
 
You've annoyed me tonight honestly.  I won't say anymore apart from the fact that I only see respectful clients and anyone who falls outside that remit will not be seen.  As it's not my job I really don't need to be patronized, compared and made to feel as though I should be grateful for a booking.  I'd rather not have any if that's the case.

 
 

Booking One: Public "date" The client spends the entire evening playing with candle-wax, asking: "Soooo...watcha gonna talk 'bout next?" and asking me to sing variations of his favorite songs. Evening ends with him playing with a big branch near the spree. Seriously felt like I was babysitting a fourteen year old who didn't want to be babysat.

At the end, the fellow asks if I'm willing to see him again.

It'd been a slow two weeks, said yes.

Emailed to ask when and where he wanted to meet.

Got an email back along the lines of: I'll give you 600 euros and we can do whatever you want. Followed by a six page description of his desires, ranging from "riding a horse bareback" to "planting something" to "making someone smile"

It was like "escort-get's-punked" or something.

Turns out the guy is a middle aged heart surgeon. What the fuck?