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Anika Mae

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #780 on: 10 January 2011, 01:46:04 pm »
I offer a social service at ?50/hour, or at a flat rate of ?50 in some circumstances. It's not a big draw, but some guys appreciate it. Of course, some other guys go blind as soon as they see "?50/hour".

I do try to help. This is what it says on my Crib Sheet (the first page after age confirmation):

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Social (no sex included!)
?50/hour, or ?50 flat rate to add time for lunch/dinner to an intimate booking.

And from my rates page:

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Social escorting: ?50/hour. May be negotiable for longer bookings. Social rates do not include sexual services of any kind!
Add dinner or lunch before or after any full service booking for ?50. This is not timed.
Trial dinner/lunch meet: If you want to find out how we get on before booking personal time, we can meet for a meal within Brighton & Hove for just ?50.
Trial mini meet: Free! If you're able to meet me for a quick drink at a time and place convenient for me.

So anyway, I got this on christmas afternoon:

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Hi Anika,
 
I had gone through your website some time back and I need some clarifications.
 
I read about social escorting in your site where you charge 50 GBP per hour. What exact services do you offer as a part of this?
I am expecting to be in your place for 30 mins and having a GFE kind of experience (no sexual intercourse) hugging you, kissing you including french kiss, touching your private parts, kissing your lips, neck, ears and chest  etc.,
 
I cant' too much money so please clarify what do you offer as a part of social escoring at your place.
 
I hope i have reached the right mail id, if not then please apologize. I had taken the email id from the below sit:
http://www.allgirltogaparty.co.uk/contact.php
 
Regards
R***

Yup, that's how I like to socialise. ::)

My main question is, did he specify half an hour because his budget is ?25?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #781 on: 10 January 2011, 02:46:18 pm »
LOOOOOOOOL..

Yep Anika, he wants to touch you up for 30 mins at 25 quid!

If I were you, I'd change the line on the website to say NO SEXUAL CONTACT of any kind.
Because he's trying to be smart, saying I'm not having services performed just contact  ;)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #782 on: 10 January 2011, 03:17:18 pm »
LOOOOOOOOL..

Yep Anika, he wants to touch you up for 30 mins at 25 quid!

If I were you, I'd change the line on the website to say NO SEXUAL CONTACT of any kind.
Because he's trying to be smart, saying I'm not having services performed just contact  ;)

Eurgh, that's even more of a scary image - wanting to pay ?25 for a woman to sit completely passive, still and silent on a sofa while he gropes her vigorously? Yuck! Wouldn't a blow-up doll be better?? I'm sure you can get one of those for even cheaper, and they definitely don't interrupt with their damn lady-demands for proper payment and mutual respect. :-X

It's mad and sad how imaginative they get trying to figure out how to get the most services for the least money by "playing" your stated rates/services, not realising that it's not a mix-n-match menu (for us indie/GFE-types) where you get rewarded with a 99p shag if you plan it right. ::) I had someone email last week with a long description of a roleplay scenario he wanted (even though I don't even OFFER roleplay as standard) involving us meeting in a public place and pretending to be strangers, getting all hot'n'heavy there (though working in public really doesn't appeal to me, eurgh!) before I "drag [him] back to [mine] and bonk [his] brains out" - all within 29 minutes, apparently, cos he only wanted to pay the half-hour incall fee. I had to explain that it would A) be an outcall, B) take at least 40 minutes and C) involve a service that I don't even offer to the general public, so the charge would be double what he was planning on! Funnily enough, no response. Poor silly.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #783 on: 10 January 2011, 04:27:04 pm »
Emily, I'm rather surprised he didn't want all that in 15 mins cos he sounds like a 15 minute quickie guy to me, so he probably was pushing the boat out there. 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #784 on: 10 January 2011, 04:49:37 pm »

Eurgh, that's even more of a scary image - wanting to pay ?25 for a woman to sit completely passive, still and silent on a sofa while he gropes her vigorously? Yuck!

It's offtopic but I had a regular like this - he payed my full fee though:). He just came in, greeted me and started to kiss  and lick  and touch me everywhere and that's how we spent the whole booking! He never let me touch him, nor wanted to do anything else than this. It was very easy money but he never was in my "favourite clients" list...It was rather disgusting.

Back to  the topic :)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #785 on: 10 January 2011, 04:53:01 pm »
If I were you, I'd change the line on the website to say NO SEXUAL CONTACT of any kind.
Because he's trying to be smart, saying I'm not having services performed just contact  ;)

I didn't think about it that way, but I don't think that's the case since he mentioned services offered in his email. I thought about making the cribsheet bit more explicit, but decided against it since that's meant to be short and sweet, and it does the job for most people. There are no words that could ever stop all of the stupid requests.

(Actually, I do have a client who likes me to lie passively while he gropes me, for my full fee. He's a nice guy I've been seeing on and off for six years though, and we're totally clear that the stuff he likes is creepy :).)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #786 on: 10 January 2011, 05:57:25 pm »
Come to think of it, I suppose I've known one or two one-off clients who didn't seem to require me to do anything (react, or moan orgasmically, or even make eye contact!) while they just sort of "probed" at me extensively and wanked themselves off. Never thought much about it (most likely due to being a bit squicked out; I can imagine that this "human doll" type thing might well be a fetish, since almost anything can be, but it's definitely not one of mine) til now.

I suppose it was the ?25 idea that made it truly horrifying!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #787 on: 10 January 2011, 08:26:54 pm »
Come to think of it, I suppose I've known one or two one-off clients who didn't seem to require me to do anything (react, or moan orgasmically, or even make eye contact!) while they just sort of "probed" at me extensively and wanked themselves off. Never thought much about it (most likely due to being a bit squicked out; I can imagine that this "human doll" type thing might well be a fetish, since almost anything can be, but it's definitely not one of mine) til now.

Ha, that sounds great, it is one of mine. If I've had any other clients who were into that I suppose I didn't notice because because being wanked at turns me on, so if they wanted me to keep quiet they'd have to ask. I have had a few where I ended up not responding and they seemed ok with that, but I put those down to very sad cases of men who never worked out how to touch another person and don't have any personal experience of aroused women.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #788 on: 11 January 2011, 10:28:57 pm »
Come to think of it, I suppose I've known one or two one-off clients who didn't seem to require me to do anything (react, or moan orgasmically, or even make eye contact!) while they just sort of "probed" at me extensively and wanked themselves off.

I was thinking that about a fifth of clients never wanted me to do anything except just stand/sit/lie there while they went down on me, but last night I had a flashback to someone who wanted this.

In a recreational setting with someone I trusted, I'd have been into it. With him, it was a bit too Dennis Nilsen and once was very definitely enough.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #789 on: 12 January 2011, 09:36:31 am »
I was thinking that about a fifth of clients never wanted me to do anything except just stand/sit/lie there while they went down on me, but last night I had a flashback to someone who wanted this.

Mhm, and it was definitely something I only experienced when I was with an agency - who do portray girls as doll-like, airbrushed, personality-devoid creatures, anyway! (And no, I don't think "Emily enjoys going to the gym and meeting older men!" counts as humanising detail. ;)) Now I market my personality so much that it must be really off-putting to guys looking for something more... silent. But I'm sure if they specified beforehand the service they were looking for, plenty of sex workers would be up for it? And since adult baby-minding is a tickable option on AW I can't see why a fetish for passivity can be so unspeakable?!

[Oh my god, I had to look up "Dennis Nilson" and almost vommed up my breakfast just scanning his Wiki page! Argh. :-X]

Bleurgh, anyway, back on-topic. I got this email the other day and felt like it was the most perfect candidate for this thread that I've ever received!

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To: Webmaster

From:
Jack
jack-the-ripper@****.co.uk

Message:
Thursday 13th January 2011
1.00pm
1 Hour Incall
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Terrifying in its brevity, too!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #790 on: 12 January 2011, 10:32:05 am »
I laughed so hard at that Jack the Ripper email. Jack the Ripper was in my dream last night and we had serious talk about an escort I used to know going through trouble. But JTR is in my dreams everynight and is prolly friendlier than a number of the guys who phone me. Yet my bf is still deeply concerned about these dreams but they are only dreams.

Had an idiot on Monday call
Him: Hi, I saw your ad on AW and want to know what gfe is.
Me: I pretend to be your gf with kissing, etc
Him: That's great. I haven't had my giro in this week, would I be able to get a discount?

I hung up.

20 Mins later.

Him trying to be funny: Hi I'm looking for romancing?
Me in a fake us accent: This Jennifer Nettles from Sugarland fame, how did ya get ma cell numbar? ... Are you calling me a prostitute? Well, ya 1 sorry lad who pays for sex. I tell you, what! Loser!
Him: Sorry I got the wrong number.

And he never called again. Haha :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #791 on: 12 January 2011, 11:32:07 am »
This one isn't that interesting, but I'm wondering if he's sending boring three word requests to everyone, or if he actually has some kind of thing for me.

This is by email, and when he restarted the conversation it was with an re:.

C (back in June): hi, i am c****.
i am interested in meeting u for some fun times...when can we meet?

Me: If you tell me what time period you have in mind then I can tell you if I have some time available then.

C: mid july i will be there...

Me: Why on earth didn't you say that in the first place then? Did you think if you vaguely asked about my availability I'd work out that you were talking about something three weeks in advance? Or that I'd give you a detailed schedule for the next month?

If you want to book by email rather than over the phone, you must be able to give me most of the information I need without me having to tease it out of you, or I'll just lose patience. If you don't think I'm too bossy and mean to shag now, think about whether there are any other important details you've left out.

C (yesterday): hey...can we meet?

Me: I haven't blacklisted you, if that's what you're asking. You'll have to act like a real client though, not just someone who has a disturbing number of escort emails addresses to hand.

C: i am a real client...when?

Me: I told you off for that last time. Tell me when, where, how long and how you want to meet, or this isn't happening. If you're not ok with getting across more than one thought at a time, you can use the phone.

C: when r u free? a couple hrs. depending on the rate? incall?

And I'm not bothering after that. I think I'm being a bit mean even though he's totally useless, but what tipped it is the email addresses I referred to. He also sent a generic happy holidays email to me and about 200 other escorts and agencies, and he was only about half way through the Bs! That's not suggesting anything good.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #792 on: 14 January 2011, 12:58:47 am »
I've just had to set a client straight on a few things.  He's previously cammed and phone chatted with me on several occasions but has now decided to take it a step further and make a booking with me after several months of umming and ahh-ing.

He really annoyed me this evening, bothering me on my yahoo, giving me drips n drabs of information when I'm here trying to sort things out for the website.  I'm going to copy the email I sent him below.  He sent me an apology, but one more step out of line and I'll have no hesitation in cancelling the booking for tomorrow.. or should I say later on today.  He's already got my back up!

To be honest, I'll just set you straight on a few things, because you've annoyed me to the point where I'm almost ready to cancel this booking.
 
Firstly, yes I appreciate your custom, but should I somehow show you eternal gratitude because you decided to see me and not another woman in Earls Court? Not quite sure if I was 1st or 2nd choice here, but I really didn't need to know you changed your mind and decided to see me.  Let me put it this way, how would you feel if I turned and told you that I was going to see someone else but decided to see you instead?
 
Telling me about your previous WG experiences is of no interest to me.  Are you expecting me to live up to their expectations?  Because I'm simply ME and I'll do my best to ensure you have a great experience, but if you constantly need to tell me about them, then I think the best thing for you to do would be to go and see one of them.
 
I'm here on the PC trying to sort info out for my website which is under development, hence the reason I'm here.  I politely asked you to send me your requirements in an email, as I don't actually have time to receive it in "drips and drabs".
 
I have repeat clients both on cam and for escort bookings that are happy with the way in which I conduct myself, they've left field reports and feedback in testimony of this.  If that's not enough for you to feel confident, despite seeing me on cam and speaking to me numerous times, then I don't know what is but I'm not here touting for business, I don't need to.
 
You've annoyed me tonight honestly.  I won't say anymore apart from the fact that I only see respectful clients and anyone who falls outside that remit will not be seen.  As it's not my job I really don't need to be patronized, compared and made to feel as though I should be grateful for a booking.  I'd rather not have any if that's the case.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #793 on: 17 January 2011, 03:58:55 pm »
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what is the youngest girl you will go with in a 3sum?

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Why bother?. I was so close to writing a fuming email back but decided it would be silly so he is getting ignored.  just wondering if everyone gets these as i get this type ALOT....
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #794 on: 20 January 2011, 07:55:23 am »
Booking One: Public "date" The client spends the entire evening playing with candle-wax, asking: "Soooo...watcha gonna talk 'bout next?" and asking me to sing variations of his favorite songs. Evening ends with him playing with a big branch near the spree. Seriously felt like I was babysitting a fourteen year old who didn't want to be babysat.

At the end, the fellow asks if I'm willing to see him again.

It'd been a slow two weeks, said yes.

Emailed to ask when and where he wanted to meet.

Got an email back along the lines of: I'll give you 600 euros and we can do whatever you want. Followed by a six page description of his desires, ranging from "riding a horse bareback" to "planting something" to "making someone smile"

It was like "escort-get's-punked" or something.

Turns out the guy is a middle aged heart surgeon. What the fuck?