A guy just called me asking for a booking. He specified that he wants me to quote : lock my lips with his as soon as I open the door, and don't even ask for money. He will put the money in his boxers and doesn't want me to ask for it as it'll ruin the mood as he cares about the chemistry between us. WTF
 

A guy just called me asking for a booking. He specified that he wants me to quote : lock my lips with his as soon as I open the door, and don't even ask for money. He will put the money in his boxers and doesn't want me to ask for it as it'll ruin the mood as he cares about the chemistry between us. WTF
 

OMG they really do think we are stupid!

I've had a rotten few days full of timewasters. The latest one asked a question which is clearly displayed on my adverts and then hung up. I then get a text spinning the line he's got phone trouble asking if he can call again! I send a slightly abrupt text saying he can call (doesn't have to ask ffs) once he's read my website. If he read that he would've seen that I don't answer texts. Then I get text back "can you sit on my face" ....and BLOCKED

I also think some punters use their AW feedback as a way to boundary push us, I have found some think our rules only apply to 'lesser' punters with zero feedback and not to them. I often get punters with feedback emailing me asking for services I don't do or to do a booking in the evenings and weekends when I don't work. No chance!

Totally agree,the same guy also tried ringing me at 6:45pm..after I had told him I'd be in a booking at 6:30pm and then finishing for the day..did he think I'd answer my phone during my booking and change my mind about going home at 7:30pm and that my mate would still be hanging about as well?

I'd have replied with 'Sure I have plenty of extra small...'

Lol that would have killed his hard on!!

A text yesterday:

When

Phone call:

Creepy: Hello, you're the most beautiful woman in the world, you have the most amazing body baybeee
Me: Thanks
Creepy: How do you get such a beautiful body?
Me: I eat well
Creepy: And I bet sex keeps you looking so young baybeee
Me: Would you like to make a booking? (was planning on being busy forever more if he tried tbh)
Creepy: Do you do anal?
Me: No
Creepy (confused) You don't?
Me: Are you going to make a booking?
Creepy: Your tits are so perfect baybeee
Me: Are you going to make a booking?
Creepy: Tell me about your tits baybeee
Me: Are  you going to make a booking or just ask me fucking stupid questions?!
Creepy: *Hangs up*

I just had one of those callers who tried to keep his voice low (in kitchen while wife in living room? or at work and boss not far away?) so I asked him to speak up please. He did slightly and asked if I would do an overnight with him. I said no and if he had read my profiles he would know I don't. He then says in his sexiest voice "but you are stunning babe, absolutely stunning" as though that will sway me to meet him. I repeat I do not do overnights and he drawls "but babe you are so stunning I would love to do an overnight"   

Do they honestly think we are taken in by these faux gushing compliments and will alter our work methods just for them?

I am simply stunning by the way, in case you wonder.