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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11460 on: 19 July 2017, 10:17:39 pm »


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Hi babe,

would like a quick handjob service. no need for you to get dressed or strip etc. I ll just come in, you wank me with hand and i leave. Max 10 min. I wont touch you if you prefer.
how much for it?

I am 27 single :-)
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Mya888

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11461 on: 21 July 2017, 10:07:20 pm »
Him: hi, whats the puatcode?
Me: sending the postcode to him
Him: OK, c u in 30mns

 :FF
Haha to which I replied : i haven't said I agree on a booking, neither did I say I was available (at that point I decided to ignore and forget the twat)
Him: oh sorry got too excited
Him: can I see you please
Him: is that a no
Him: too late now bye

Oh my god  ::)
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11462 on: 21 July 2017, 10:27:30 pm »
Quote from: Mya888 on 21 July 2017, 10:07:20 pm
Him: hi, whats the puatcode?
Me: sending the postcode to him
Him: OK, c u in 30mns

 :FF
Haha to which I replied : i haven't said I agree on a booking, neither did I say I was available (at that point I decided to ignore and forget the twat)
Him: oh sorry got too excited
Him: can I see you please
Him: is that a no
Him: too late now bye

Oh my god  ::)
Why would you send your postcode to some random texter?
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Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11463 on: 21 July 2017, 11:15:55 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 21 July 2017, 10:27:30 pm
Why would you send your postcode to some random texter?

Yes, I don't disclose my full postcode until we've spoken on the phone, or he's at least asked sensibly!
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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11464 on: 21 July 2017, 11:22:47 pm »
Quote from: Kay on 21 July 2017, 11:15:55 pm
Yes, I don't disclose my full postcode until we've spoken on the phone, or he's at least asked sensibly!

I never give my real whole postcode, ever!  I give one which is a street or so away and then once I know they are where they say they are they get more info.  I assumed most escorts do this.
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11465 on: 21 July 2017, 11:36:20 pm »
I'll give the postcode to the car park opposite to me but also tell them they will need to get back in touch with a time and length of booking before I can see them.
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GothGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11466 on: 21 July 2017, 11:55:29 pm »
Him - hi, id like to make a booking but have a few questions first ?

Me - ok go ahead

Him - can you do rimming on me?

Me - no that's not on my likes list

Him - do you swallow?

Me - no that's not on my likes list

Him - ok can you do this ... can you blow your nose all over my face

Me - excuse me what?

Him - repeated himself

Me - don't be so bloody disgusting

Him - ok can I pick all the stuff from your nose and rub it into my face

Me - piss off *hung up*

 :P
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11467 on: 22 July 2017, 11:56:24 am »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 21 July 2017, 11:36:20 pm
I'll give the postcode to the car park opposite to me but also tell them they will need to get back in touch with a time and length of booking before I can see them.

I live 4 min walk from a train station and by a very well known venue. All this is already on my adverts. If they can't be arsed reading it there's not much more I can do for them.
I ask them if they plan on driving, if they do I tell them I have a pay and display right next door. I really can't do more  :FF

Still, once every 3-4 months I have a random guy getting lost. It's like missing Big Ben  :FF
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Mya888

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11468 on: 22 July 2017, 06:53:12 pm »
Mature Helen - never said I gave my full real postcode, just the first letters and digits so they know rough location.
I'm a touring escort so my postcode changes every week. As well.
I should've specified that, sorry.
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11469 on: 24 July 2017, 07:00:10 pm »
Received this email..

hi helen

please read my whole e-mail that way we don't waste each other's time. thank you

i'm interested in meeting you for an hour's fun-time if you are available during early mornings [09:00 - 10:00 am]. my meets will be every 3 / 4 weeks when i come for meetings at the university hospitals

i currently see a girl in birmingham but she's moving to boston so i'm looking for a regular liaison with someone instead

i am of asian origin always shaved down below and with a cut cock [circumcised]

my type of meet will normally include foreplay, wanking each other, tit sucking and finger fucking you, massaging each other BUT no intercourse. for this i pay carly ?60 for the hour

if you are interested in such a meet then please e-mail back. thanks

xxxx

1. I don't start at 9am my times are clearly on my profile
2. I don't see Asian men also clearly on my profile
3. I don't allow 'finger fucking'  fingering is not a service I list as available.
4. Punters don't tell me how much they will pay me.
5. ?60 per hour is just a fucking insult.
6. I was pissed off from the first sentence of his email because he hadn't bothered to read my profile.

He had lots of feedback so for fun I read some of his 27 reviews and very explicit field reports where he says things like 'I was wanking her clit' and 'she loved my man juice' Say no more!
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English natural beauty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11470 on: 24 July 2017, 07:35:42 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 24 July 2017, 07:00:10 pm
Received this email..

hi helen

please read my whole e-mail that way we don't waste each other's time. thank you

i'm interested in meeting you for an hour's fun-time if you are available during early mornings [09:00 - 10:00 am]. my meets will be every 3 / 4 weeks when i come for meetings at the university hospitals

i currently see a girl in birmingham but she's moving to boston so i'm looking for a regular liaison with someone instead

i am of asian origin always shaved down below and with a cut cock [circumcised]

my type of meet will normally include foreplay, wanking each other, tit sucking and finger fucking you, massaging each other BUT no intercourse. for this i pay carly ?60 for the hour

if you are interested in such a meet then please e-mail back. thanks

xxxx

1. I don't start at 9am my times are clearly on my profile
2. I don't see Asian men also clearly on my profile
3. I don't allow 'finger fucking'  fingering is not a service I list as available.
4. Punters don't tell me how much they will pay me.
5. ?60 per hour is just a fucking insult.
6. I was pissed off from the first sentence of his email because he hadn't bothered to read my profile.

He had lots of feedback so for fun I read some of his 27 reviews and very explicit field reports where he says things like 'I was wanking her clit' and 'she loved my man juice' Say no more!
I would ask him if he wants a picture then send him one of vomit. Yuk he sounds vile.
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11471 on: 24 July 2017, 08:05:54 pm »
Quote from: English natural beauty on 24 July 2017, 07:35:42 pm
I would ask him if he wants a picture then send him one of vomit. Yuk he sounds vile.
Yes he does, I thought about sending back a curt response to his email but I've decided to ignore him.
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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11472 on: 24 July 2017, 08:21:05 pm »
If they are not content with the twenty or so free photos on my profile and they email asking for a reply with a special photo just for them I am so tempted to send them a special photo, but not of me, of my wheelie bin. It IS special as it has decorations and stickers on it and is quite unique.  :P
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English natural beauty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11473 on: 24 July 2017, 08:48:47 pm »
Quote from: Justine on 24 July 2017, 08:21:05 pm
If they are not content with the twenty or so free photos on my profile and they email asking for a reply with a special photo just for them I am so tempted to send them a special photo, but not of me, of my wheelie bin. It IS special as it has decorations and stickers on it and is quite unique.  :P

Yes do it HAHAHAH
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11474 on: 25 July 2017, 01:23:19 pm »
A 21yo who in one fecking minute adressed me twice as darrhling and called me OLD twice. Saying he luvs old chicks so I'm perfect. Oh for fucks sake how on earth can he expect me to say yes to seeing him?!
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