If you did not buy any new underwear for a few years .You too would also have a spare 200 quid 

Haha, that's a very good point! You would think that if you are going to remove your clothes in front of strangers, whether it is us or your doctor, you would wear clean underwear without holes. It might be too much to ask, I don't know. When I offered him a shower, he said he was coming from home and that he just took a shower. So,.. he took a shower and put on these open-air undies... 

Haha, that's a very good point! You would think that if you are going to remove your clothes in front of strangers, whether it is us or your doctor, you would wear clean underwear without holes. It might be too much to ask, I don't know. When I offered him a shower, he said he was coming from home and that he just took a shower. So,.. he took a shower and put on these open-air undies... 

I have knickers just for the gym which are similarly knackered - they're going to get sweaty and gross so I never wear anything decent and some pairs do indeed have visible holes. I couldn't give a fuck

My last booking was yesterday, but I don't remember it beyond being happy to be finished at the end so I could pack up for week

A guy who'd had a 30 min booking when I'd seen him before booked a 15 min blow & go quickie.
He was hard pretty  much straight away , noticed him glance at the clock a cple of times.
He was getting pretty excited and holding my head face fucking me, I felt him pulsing and something filling tip of the condom so sat up to clean up, 10 mins gone. As I go to remove condom he is pulling it back down and I can see cum in tip, not much but possible he'd wanked before booking and his cock had gone completely soft.
I say you've cum, he starts arguing that he hadn't and clearly wanting me to get him hard again.
I tell him, you're soft, nothing I can do with that.
Take condom off and indicate booking is over, he's moaning and complaining .
Sick of these cheap fucks who want more than they are prepared to pay for, we are running a business not a fecking charity!

Awful behaviour. Really feel your pain, it's infuriating and dealing with this kind of people makes work so much harder. A fast track to a burn out.

I had a cretin who told me that he won't take a shower because he doesn't want to waste time...

And another one who was pumping me like a rabbit for good 40 min to a point that I was worried the condom will catch fire. He finally came, started talking and then said: "Why are we TALKING?! We should be FUCKING!!"
And it was like 10 min left.

I used to love this job but more recently I just don't want to have to deal with the amount of disrespectful idiots that have appeared.
Dick heads saying showering is wasting time??  I've had them too since the days of £100ph are behind us but I bet if we were unwashed and unhygienic they'd soon be complaining.
As for the "I've paid for an hour so I expect to fuck for an hour " brigade, fortunately I don't attract those generally as my demographic is too old thankfully though a few younger ones can go harder and longer than I like!  But I feel for you.
As you say OMR, burn out is something I am beginning to feel.

A lovely older gentleman that said "I love you" as he was getting close, awww bless 

Middle aged guy. A bit of body odour so out came my handy Lynx deodorant.

Massage then nice suck then anal followed by a chat about music. I had Magic on Sky tv on for background ambience which can give things to.talk about.

Pretty boring and a non-talker