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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3195 on: 28 December 2022, 01:41:42 am »
A very inexperienced guy aged 29 wielding a very thick penis.

Wants to do and try everything. And no common sense or  fore thought  about anything. Genuinely doesn't have a clue about anything.  Honestly he has a massive penis and it's was like he couldn't find my vagina he was so clueless. Kept asking me if I had cum after 30 seconds of ....painful penetrative girl on top sex. As his last girlfriend came almost instantly.

 ::) aye she just wanted to be done with the awful experiance.
Wants to give me oral.  He was like a raging bu ramming his face into my vulva and clit almost chomping at it.

To make matters worse. It was very hard to communicate my discomfort without belting him or basically crawling away as he is deaf so couldn't hear me say ow or slow or gentle or anything.

Not even getting into the state of his flat and bedroom.
Anyways he came twice both within  the first 30 minutes and he paid for 90 mins so he wanted me there for 90 mins.

Does anyone screen for big penises. I feel a bit off down there today and I've had 2 vaginal births so didn't expect to feel so odd and bruised.

I don't mind big penises (with lube) but agree the mix of cluelessness and his not being able to respond to instructions quickly because of his hearing would be a bit of a nightmare combination.
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« Reply #3196 on: 05 January 2023, 11:46:58 am »
A very inexperienced guy aged 29 wielding a very thick penis.

Wants to do and try everything. And no common sense or  fore thought  about anything. Genuinely doesn't have a clue about anything.  Honestly he has a massive penis and it's was like he couldn't find my vagina he was so clueless. Kept asking me if I had cum after 30 seconds of ....painful penetrative girl on top sex. As his last girlfriend came almost instantly.

 ::) aye she just wanted to be done with the awful experiance.
Wants to give me oral.  He was like a raging bu ramming his face into my vulva and clit almost chomping at it.

To make matters worse. It was very hard to communicate my discomfort without belting him or basically crawling away as he is deaf so couldn't hear me say ow or slow or gentle or anything.

Not even getting into the state of his flat and bedroom.
Anyways he came twice both within  the first 30 minutes and he paid for 90 mins so he wanted me there for 90 mins.

Does anyone screen for big penises. I feel a bit off down there today and I've had 2 vaginal births so didn't expect to feel so odd and bruised.

Ouch, hope you felt better soon. Very thick penises can be really difficult, especially when the person isn't nice about it and tries to just ram it in. My vagina is quite small and very tight, which usually doesn't cause issues, but occasionally I'll get one I struggle with. I had one guy who was just ramming in and didn't even seem to care if he was hurting me, which I'm pretty sure I didn't manage to conceal. The sex lasted for most of the 30 minute booking and for a lot of it, I felt like I was going to wee myself, but that feeling went away afterwards so it must have been the pressure. It definitely isn't something I usually experience during sex. I wore sore for a few days afterwards. Another guy kept telling me to go deeper and deeper, after I'd struggled even getting a large condom on him because of he was that big. Obviously they can't help their size, but I also have my physical limitations and getting sore is the last thing I want when I'll be doing other bookings. I have also had clients who are understanding about it though and start slowly. One was very nice about it when we tried one position and I asked to change because it was too much for me at his size. He was very understanding and acknowledged it was a common issue with having a very wide penis. I've never screened for large penises as I wouldn't be sure how to go about it, but I have wondered if I should do something or maybe just write something more clearer about my possible limitations.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3197 on: 07 January 2023, 01:13:36 am »
I must be jinxing myself. Last few aside from 1 regular have all been big ones.  Not the disaster like I mentioned above thankfully.

Tonight's was a pleasure. Youngish, cute, wealthy , polite and respectful and came in less than 15 mins into 30 mins booking and didnt want me to stay.  Dream come true  . More than happoy to accept these kinds of big boys

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« Reply #3198 on: 07 January 2023, 05:34:09 pm »
It is a long time since I posted on this thread. I'm sometimes tempted to share my bad experinces with clients - but writing them down makes them less easy to forget! This one is a positive I want to remember! My last client yesterday was a young French guy - I'd say early 30s, v. smart hair cut, arrived in a smart business suit with silk tie. Wedding ring. Expensive looking shoes - not the usual trainers or builders boots.

I really fancied him which is rare these days - never had a French client or lover. OMG - he knew what to do. Very sensual and I had a PIV orgasm which has not happened with a client or partner for about 3 years.

He must have abstained for quite some time - I have never seen a condom filled with so much sperm - a good inch worth in it.

He said he will rebook and I look forward to seeing him again :)

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« Reply #3199 on: 01 February 2023, 11:13:21 pm »
Just saw this gorgeous man. Booked an hour and had the most orgasmic time ever. I took time off over Xmas and new year so was raring to go. A lot of my clients make me cum the most five times in a booking. I lost count with this guy. At least nine times. Hope he comes back soon. It's not often I fantasized about a client.

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« Reply #3200 on: 02 February 2023, 04:18:58 pm »
A lovely outcall. Really interesting chap. We talked for ages. Really enjoyed his company.

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« Reply #3201 on: 21 February 2023, 10:13:40 pm »
My god, I just got home from a guy I've seen a few times....he's only bloody bought a sybian for me to use with him.
Lots of fun and laughter setting it up, and then he held me while I played with the settings.
Really nice kind retired gent, my favourite type.

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« Reply #3202 on: 15 March 2023, 08:35:32 am »
TW- you may never want to do an outcall ever again, pretty bad  :o

Last booking was an outcall,

Texts seemed great, sounded like a nice guy.

I turn up, he opens the door and as I step in all I can smell is the strongest BO I have ever encountered. I walk up the stairs, it was like as if the whole house was leaking this ominous odour that was a mix of BO and gone off food. Every room looked like squalor and the banister was stained black with dirt. I turn and look at the bathroom once we are up the stairs and it honestly looks like the same one out of the saw film, filthy, bare, scum all over the floor with dirty rags and a mop. I think god please let the bedroom be better. I walk in and the smell is overwhelming. This mans jumper is covered in black stains and he looks so unkempt its unreal. There is toilet roll cardboard stacked up in piles next to loose food and other trash in various places in the room. The bed was a small single with no bedsheets, duvet cover or pillow cases. Empty food containers everywhere and bottles of mystery juice on top of the wardrobe.

Some how I don't just turn and walk out. Honestly I need the money more than my pride right now. I remain pleasant, I don't get a bad vibe of the guy himself in regards to my safety so that was enough for me. He then asks how much it is, I give him my rate and he says 'I only have [£60 short of my rate] in my account' I am ready to leave but I had already got a cab here and didn't want to leave with nothing. I talk about being compensated for my travel and then showed me a pile (within the piles) of new ipads and iphones, offering me one for the booking. At this point I decline his offer of course (sneaky suspicion they were probably stolen too) and then suggested a half hour rate which I don't usually do so that I could at least get paid and leave.

There was no way I was offering OWO so I put the condom on, I started to suck and the smell was something I could only describe as rotting meat. I look up at him, something is hanging from inside his nose, I instantly gag  :-X I carry on, he suggests to go on top but I decline again, no way in hell is my body taking more contact with that crusty old looking bed and I didn't want close contact with his pits. I try and get on top, thankfully he gets too soft so cant do that, try doggy the same thing happens so I suggest he lay down and I stand and pose while he wanks, then I assist with the wanking and he comes.

I swiftly got dressed, left, went home and I threw my socks and stockings in the bin and put every item of clothing including my jacket I had in the wash and I had a very very long shower   :-[
« Last Edit: 15 March 2023, 08:41:00 am by Schwiftysquancher91 »
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« Reply #3203 on: 15 March 2023, 08:37:53 am »
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« Last Edit: 15 March 2023, 08:41:22 am by Schwiftysquancher91 »
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« Reply #3204 on: 15 March 2023, 08:40:24 am »
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3205 on: 15 March 2023, 08:43:25 am »
TW- you may never want to do an outcall ever again, pretty bad  :o

Last booking was an outcall,

Texts seemed great, sounded like a nice guy.

I turn up, he opens the door and as I step in all I can smell is the strongest BO I have ever encountered. I walk up the stairs, it was like as if the whole house was leaking this ominous odour that was a mix of BO and gone off food. Every room looked like squalor and the banister was stained black with dirt. I turn and look at the bathroom once we are up the stairs and it honestly looks like the same one out of the saw film, filthy, bare, scum all over the floor with dirty rags and a mop. I think god please let the bedroom be better. I walk in and the smell is overwhelming. This mans jumper is covered in black stains and he looks so unkempt its unreal. There is toilet roll cardboard stacked up in piles next to loose food and other trash in various places in the room. The bed was a small single with no bedsheets, duvet cover or pillow cases. Empty food containers everywhere and bottles of mystery juice on top of the wardrobe.

Some how I don't just turn and walk out. Honestly I need the money more than my pride right now. I remain pleasant, I don't get a bad vibe of the guy himself in regards to my safety so that was enough for me. He then asks how much it is, I give him my rate and he says 'I only have [£60 short of my rate] in my account' I am ready to leave but I had already got a cab here and didn't want to leave with nothing. I talk about being compensated for my travel and then showed me a pile (within the piles) of new ipads and iphones, offering me one for the booking. At this point I decline his offer of course (sneaky suspicion they were probably stolen too) and then suggested a half hour rate which I don't usually do so that I could at least get paid and leave.

There was no way I was offering OWO so I put the condom on, I started to suck and the smell was something I could only describe as rotting meat. I look up at him, something is hanging from inside his nose, I instantly gag  :-X I carry on, he suggests to go on top but I decline again, no way in hell is my body taking more contact with that crusty old looking bed and I didn't want close contact with his pits. I try and get on top, thankfully he gets too soft so cant do that, try doggy the same thing happens so I suggest he lay down and I stand and pose while he wanks, then I assist with the wanking and he comes.

I swiftly got dressed, left, went home and I threw my socks and stockings in the bin and put every item of clothing including my jacket I had in the wash and I had a very very long shower   :-[

Oh hell I am so sorry you had this, almost crying for you reading it.

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« Reply #3206 on: 15 March 2023, 09:36:08 am »
Oh hell I am so sorry you had this, almost crying for you reading it.

Its ok, I'm ok about it myself and I saw friends later that day and spoke to them about it as they know what I do. They said 'respectfully to you but why was he paying you rather than looking after himself!?!' I said in a way he probably was and I'm not there to delegate their finances as its meant to be a treat to see an escort.

I think it was almost a bit of an eyeopener as to why I was there in the first place and why I carried on with the booking, so I wouldn't end up in the position he had himself in. It only takes a few missed payments on rent to find yourself in the place he was in and clearly suffering from depression. He said he was also getting kicked out of where he is, I gave him advice on what to do as I had been in that situation myself a few times. Life can really come at you hard. It was the top of the list on worst places I had ever visited and nothing has come close to it. I try not to overthink it as it was simply just a terrible place to do my job and I was glad to get my money and get out and on with my day but I felt very sorry for him. I'm glad I have my work in the first place so I can pay for things and keep afloat really. I doubt ill find myself in that situation again really and hope by the end of this month ill be able to afford walking out rather than staying put if I ever did!
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« Reply #3207 on: 15 March 2023, 09:49:58 am »
Its ok, I'm ok about it myself and I saw friends later that day and spoke to them about it as they know what I do. They said 'respectfully to you but why was he paying you rather than looking after himself!?!' I said in a way he probably was and I'm not there to delegate their finances as its meant to be a treat to see an escort.

I think it was almost a bit of an eyeopener as to why I was there in the first place and why I carried on with the booking, so I wouldn't end up in the position he had himself in. It only takes a few missed payments on rent to find yourself in the place he was in and clearly suffering from depression. He said he was also getting kicked out of where he is, I gave him advice on what to do as I had been in that situation myself a few times. Life can really come at you hard. It was the top of the list on worst places I had ever visited and nothing has come close to it. I try not to overthink it as it was simply just a terrible place to do my job and I was glad to get my money and get out and on with my day but I felt very sorry for him. I'm glad I have my work in the first place so I can pay for things and keep afloat really. I doubt ill find myself in that situation again really and hope by the end of this month ill be able to afford walking out rather than staying put if I ever did!

I did something similar a while back, the guy said he had just moved in, his one set of bedding was in the laundrette. There were other things, because I have once a very long time ago been at rock bottom I gave him a chance but towards the end so many elements accumulated I told him he needed to spend his money on a second set of bedding, and time tidying up. There were discarded food wrappers, drinks bottles, he pulled out an unwashed plate from under the bed whilst looking for something, and a large carving knife (he said it was cutlery left with the plate). I have a very strong response to knives due to some incidents in my life (once in sex work, once a decade or so before sex work). He had an excuse for everything...and in the end I gave him a piece or two of advice and left.

There was also a very strong sickly fruity smell about him, he insisted the liquid in the glass he was drinking from was 'just' supermarket fruit squash. I have good reason to believe he had had alcohol issues in the past, connects with some of my history but could not detect any alcohol (I am long term sober so can smell alcohol at 20 paces(just because I really am not exposed to it so when I am in the same room it's strong).

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« Reply #3208 on: 16 March 2023, 11:30:57 am »
Had a nice half hour yesterday afternoon with a retired 60 yr old widower. He was very sprightly and erect for a first timer with an escort. He had no issues getting penetration seen to which is often touch and go with first timers so I was quite impressed.

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« Reply #3209 on: 18 March 2023, 09:56:51 am »
CBT client, a regular. Great fun.