I just had a 27 year old book for last night. Explained where it was, he said fine, I have to stop at Tesco's on the way, to get cash I assumed.
Fast forward to appt, he whips his top off and I say "hang on cash first" and he starts bleating "I'll transfer the money after", blah blah blah! Er no, that's not how this works, always cash upfront. So what does he do? Whips his semi hard dick out and starts wiggling it about going "don't you want this?"

I turned down 2 bookings for a wiggling dick! Gotta laugh! x