I've been on tour during lockdown currently in Derby.
I have obviously not been as busy as normal, but ticking over.
I am in a mainstream hotel I have used many times before, and used a few times during lockdowns over past year or so.
Yesterday had a daytime in call with no issues.
Last night I had a guy travel 120 miles to see me (bless him). I gave him the usual blurb on getting past reception (they are normally cool).
He arrived and text me he was in the car park.
About 2 mins later phone goes in the room.
Its reception telling me my visitor is here.
"Send him along to my room" I said (as normal).
"We have changed our Covid policy and guests are no longer allowed in rooms!" 
"WTF??!! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?"
"We had email from head office at 5pm"
I text the guy and apologised profusely, and told him where my room was on the ground floor and we could chat through open window if he liked.
It was pitch black dark, and absolutely no one around.
He arrived at my window and said how completely slutty I looked (awww!) and then immediately began to pleasure himself!!
"Feck it!" I thought and started to do a lap dance type strip for him.
It didnt take him very long at all, and he then threw his full money tribute through the window!
He text me later thanking me and saying we would meet up when its all over.
I think I may be concentrating on web camming the rest of the week!

Bloody Covid

Wow 😂
At least he had a good time and wasn’t a wasted journey.

exactly! x

This made me laugh for the first time in quite a few days. Thank you for sharing!! 

Saw this gorgeous guy in his twenties at my new place. Lots of lovely and sensual foreplay before sex. Bearing in mind I hadn't worked for a while so this was my first time in a while plus he was hitting all the right spots in my fave position, I was literally biting down on my sheets to stop me screaming.

Only just met my neighbours so was trying to be a bit discrete. Changed positions and had me cumming again. I was loving it but couldn't take anymore so gave him oral then switching between hand job and oral as he was taking ages and about to run out of time. I always feel bad when i can't make them cum.

He was a real sweetie and said it's ok and that he had a great time .

Guy was nice enough but smelled of bo sooo bad.  Stunk my whole room out.
He went for a shower and he didn’t smell bad himself after but the smell lingered in my room all day 

So yesterday I had a strange session...

I received an email earlier in the week from a woman who wanted a tantric massage. These days I only see my regulars but I've always been wanting to increase my female clients so I accepted. This was only my 5th female client in all the years that I've been doing this.

So she comes, the session goes very well for her. And then at the end she tells me that she's the wife of one of my regulars, she found my details in his phone and wanted to experience it herself before confronting him! I asked why she was telling me this as it's not really my business, she says because she wants me to remember her next time he comes to visit 

He later on emailed me to apologise for his wife's actions and sent me a gift card to make it up to me. Also said they're getting a divorce!

I've seen my fair share of strange stuff but this was just weird.

That's some spooky, messed-up shyte Sinead!

Yeah I was freaked out a little.