Well its very rare that I get to say this as most of my clients (bless them) wouldn't be my 1st, 2nd or 3rd choice to take to a deserted Island with me but O M G had one I would have to call my hottest client EVER.

He's been texting me ever since I started my tour but ignored them as I don't answer new text enquiries. WELL he finally called me this morning, a youngish guy, a bit cocky and normally I would palm them off with an excuse I'm busy but its a bit slow today so thought ' f*ck it' (as you do) agreed time, duration and fee and text him part location details. I didn't get a reply so really thought he was gong to be a no show so sat in my dressing gown (post shower) watching TV and he rang to say he was outside F*CK IM NOT READY, DIDNT THINK HE WOULD SHOW  . Slipped on my negligee and hold ups

Fast forward, opened the door to him and was taken aback FIT AS F*CK!! ....he looked familiar but didn't want to scare him off by saying 'I recognise you'? . He was a bit jittery when he came in, took out the money without asking for it  and was short ?20 . He said he would shoot to the ATM. My initial thought was that he was trying it on but he turned up in a flash car so didn't think he was short of a few bob. He was still acting nervous, couldn't stand still. I really wanted to shag this guy and wasn't letting him out of my sight so I suggested a reduced booking time to compensate (which was a fair deal) which he apologised but agreed

Got him in the bedroom straight away  ...fit tanned body, covered in tattoos but very artistically. sucked his beautiful cock and rode him.....he lasted 2 mins 

He then shot out of bed , got dressed like his life depended on it and kept saying he would get me the extra money but I said not to worry, he hadn't taken too much of my time as he was only there for like 10 minutes. He said he didn't need to work??? hmm ok Your business is non of my business and left it at that. Might explain why he was so jittery?


He is now saved as Fit bloke and do hope i see him again 

DemiDD I don't know which area you are in but you just described the guy I closed my door to half an hour ago after his second booking with me. He booked last week and I thought if this is a one off I am still smiling at the memory but he called me again this morning and my face lit up!

The similarities are really uncanny with this one you describe.

I really don't think I could cope with him nibbling me and 'worshipping'my Amazonian way's for 2 hours no.I think an hour max for these kinds of bookings is my limit!

Yes, i would file that one in 'only if its quiet'

Fucking painful. After I realised my good friend thrush had come to play 

He originally booked for 4pm, and I asked him to confirm at 3pm as I knew I'd be on the Tube after that and unable to take calls. By 3.10 he hadn't confirmed to I assumed he wouldn't show.

I get to my hotel at 3.45 and find he's texted me at 3.30, while I was underground, asking for location details. I text back that I can do 4.30pm and I didn't get his message as I was on the Tube which is why I asked him to confirm at 3pm.

He apologises and says he'll be along at 4.30

4.30 he texts and says he's stuck in traffic. I know traffic is heavy today and don't have another booking so say okay fine.

He finally turns up at 4.53, gets directions to my location, starts stripping as he gets in the door and is done and gone within 7.5 minutes  Result!

I'm on my first tour and it's going well. Had 2 less pleasant guys today, third and last of the day arrives. Not that much of a looker but I fancied the absolute pants off him. Sexy voice, great presence and really good in bed (not to mention the thick cock). God that was good

I'm on my first tour and it's going well. Had 2 less pleasant guys today, third and last of the day arrives. Not that much of a looker but I fancied the absolute pants off him. Sexy voice, great presence and really good in bed (not to mention the thick cock). God that was good

  I know the type...I haven't seen "him" for ages, God, he was good.  That sort of sex.   

Long term favourite reg. Hugely into BDSM etc, so had him handcuffed whilst teasing him. Then came a knock on the door which set my dog off barking. This put him off, so he lost his erection. Then came another knock this time more urgent. Rat a tat tat. I peered out the window. Only turned out he'd parked his car right outside my house on a very narrow street and unfortunately this road gets a lot of heavy traffic due to there being an industrial estate in the surrounding area. So this juggernaut was trying to get past his car and that created a huge tailback and traffic jam. I uncuffed him and he went flying down the stairs to shift the car. Was crying with laughter. Something out of a carry on film. Carry On Spanking! Ha ha!