A moron!Wouldn't kiss,wanted oral with,no oral on me,no touching me downstairs but expected me to squirt on his cock while he was banging the shit out of me while he asked if 'I liked that' and telling me what a dirty bitch I was.
Persuaded him he might stand a chance if he did me doggy but really it was so I could ignore his stupid and mildly offensive dirty talk.
He came on my tits still moaning that I hadn't squirted for him then proceeded to quiz me about stis and if I had ever had one then he took the piss that I got tested every month because he presumed I would only do oral with a condom whereas I do either.He looked rather disgusted and I just thought 'Oh fuck off you silly twat'.He's now stored in my phone as only if desperate but I doubt he will book again because I'm clearly some sort of dirty degenerate in his eyes!

Me too even after another client I'm like which one was the one before. Come night time it is even worse.

Saw my fave client today. Another lovely session doing me doggy, his fave position. He held out for me so we could come together. Left me with a big grin on my face. Always cheers me up when I'm feeling down. Had a nice cuddle chat and smoke after.
Client after was wham bang thank you man type with no foreplay and no chat. Moaned about me not being vocal enough. Told him I'm not one to fake it. He just mumbled and left saying next time he will make me scream. I did scream after he left you tossed.

If I'm doing incalls from home I always shut my cat away, have you ever had problems with clients reactions to your cat? Do you warn them in advance?

Today I was in a rush getting ready, couldn't find her and had to assume she was in the living room when I shut the door. Luckily she was, ready and squeeking behind it when he was leaving. God knows what he thought the noise was 

Unfortunately due to the layout of my flat I have nowhere to shut her during bookings. I sometimes shut the bedroom door but then she starts hurling herself at the other side of it 

I've only ever had one client say he didn't like cats. He was a twat anyway 

The last one - he was preeeetty darn cute 
Also so well mannered plus we had mutual interests and loads to talk about 
The booking was so good it cheered me up after the previous days annoyances 

Yeah apparently it depends on the local NHS Trust. Some of them are offering it, but not all.

I see, VC.  Thank you for your helpful insight.  xx I bet they do at a clinic attached to the large hospitals in London.  I was infection-free.  That was lucky.

Yesterday I booked in a somewhat 'Keen' Newbie submissive for a domme session. He arrived 10 minutes early yet took him 10 minutes more to find my apartment building.  A youngish nervous lad, I towered over him by 5 inches in my heels. He immediately dropped to the floor and bowed down at my feet before I even shut the front door. I ordered him in the living room and he crawled in on all fours (I had to stop myself from pissing myself laughing)

Paperwork taken care of (which stank of fags, ugh!)I told him to strip naked as he was in the presence of a mistress. He obediently stripped off  but left his socks on lol. Told him to get rid of them too and kneel on the kneeling mat. He had a fit body and big cock though,but not a pretty face so handed him a gimp mask to wear for the session.  He stank of BO, I should have thrown him in the shower but I wasn't going to get intimate with him so I left it. Every time I allowed him to touch apart of my body he wailed with pleasure, I mean so loud I shoved an old stocking in his gob to shut him up... He was being a bit too over zealous with his body worship so I changed tactics and hand cuffed him to give myself a break from his mauling. Whacked him a few times with cat o nine tails to calm him down and ordered him to jerk off for me. After he cum he calmed down a bit (like they do) and he was actually a really sweet guy. He took a shower and i told him to use my deodorant and left 15 minutes early. The best part was a few hours later he text to thank me for our session and asked my permission to wank...LOL

A slightly strange and very intense bloke for 45 mins.Didn't think he was going to show up as he didn't confirm at 4pm but at 4:35 he rang to say he was nearby.Told him to give me a few mins to get ready and then started to direct him.
While at the door to my apartment he asked that I wear my highest heels,told him it was a bit late in the day for dressing requests!
Turned out he had abit of a strong/big woman fetish even though he was rather large himself!
He was very intense and gushy going on about how beautiful and amazonian I am and that I should be a model...(I'm a size  18 bbw who stands at 5ft 10 in heels!)
He kept his underpants on and just wanted to kiss and cuddle and then nibble and lick my pussy,back,tummy and ears.
Abit roughly at times which I had to gently dissuade him from!
I did let my hand wander down to his pants area and strangely I couldn't even feel a bump there!
Anyway he didn't want any playing down there but did want me to lay on him and squeeze him with my thighs and then he wanted me to arm wrestle him as I was so 'strong' and apparantly he wants 2 hours next time...

This tickled me. There are some strange individuals out there (and those with inverted willies that disappear into their bellies) I had messages for wrestling requests myself and despite advertising most fetishes considered I tend to avoid them as I wonder if they are just on a wind up mission.

Would you do 2 hours of that?