I had the most utterly boring punter today who made me want to kill myself. Been chatting to him online for a while and he keeps ringing me up to chat. I started to ignore his calls but he seemed ok in an "oh well, think of the money" kind of a way. But honestly, he was the most boring, weird, self obsessed idiot I've ever met in my life. He shagged for ages and ages and kept asking me questions at the same time: "So do you have a fella then?" "So do you go out much"? Urghh! I check my nails a lot when I'm getting shagged from behind, but with this one, I was checking out the pattern on the wallpaper trying not to turn around and lump him one.