Hours booking with a nice man who brought me chocolates. He was very sweaty though after the deed. Then after he left I sent him a text to say thanks again etc and his reply was you're very nice and would you like to go for a meal one night. I'll pay for the meal but not for your time as no sex will take place. If we have sex later then I'll pay for that cos I'm a nice guy and respect boundaries and also looking for uncomplicated fun. He's also 20years older.

Seriously ... 

This was his first time with an escort - I get that - but why does he think I don't have a life outside this job???

Seriously ... why are men sooo deluded? 

It gets worse! Now he's sent a text going on about friends with benefits!

It's OUTRAGEOUS!

Anyway, I got my fee and a big box of chocs. He can do one now if that's his attitude. Next! 

Maybe you should educate him about respecting boundaries. 

Delusions are a sign of serious mental illnss; I don't think I'll waste my breath 

Longterm regular who came round for a quickie and was all done as is usual for him and gone,in 5 mins!

This was his first time with an escort - I get that - but why does he think I don't have a life outside this job???

Seriously ... why are men sooo deluded? 

They are Not as deluded as you think they are.  They know what they are doing.  His "first time"?  Do you believe that?   He's just another chancer with no decent manners.

They are Not as deluded as you think they are.  They know what they are doing.  His "first time"?  Do you believe that?   He's just another chancer with no decent manners.

Sounds like this guy was definitely pushing boundaries and knew exactly what he was doing.
Should be barred inmo.

It gets worse! Now he's sent a text going on about friends with benefits!

It's OUTRAGEOUS!

Anyway, I got my fee and a big box of chocs. He can do one now if that's his attitude. Next! 

 Whenever I get these ridiculous 'offers' I just keep repeating the same mantra "I charge for my time how long do you want to book me for" as many times as is necessary to get into their heads.  Trust me they get fed up of it before I do 

Had new client today who wanted doggy which was fine. He started at normal pace but then slowed down caressing my arms, back, hair. In the end he almost stopped shagging and was more interested in touching me. 
I decided to take control and went on top and it was over after another five mins.
As I walked him to the door he held my hand which I thought was weird. 

I had the most utterly boring punter today who made me want to kill myself. Been chatting to him online for a while and he keeps ringing me up to chat. I started to ignore his calls but he seemed ok in an "oh well, think of the money" kind of a way. But honestly, he was the most boring, weird, self obsessed idiot I've ever met in my life. He shagged for ages and ages and kept asking me questions at the same time: "So do you have a fella then?" "So do you go out much"? Urghh! I check my nails a lot when I'm getting shagged from behind, but with this one, I was checking out the pattern on the wallpaper trying not to turn around and lump him one.