I've just done a small willy guy, I don't mind at all, he's a nice bloke and it's less wear and tear! It was an outcall which I'd normally say minimum 1hr but he was 30 mins away and it was late so I said I'd do half an hour for him. We were done in 10 mins so bargain as far as I'm concerned!

Oh lord my smoke alarm fiasco guy yesterday was HUGE not just huge but wide, too big for me really. So at least the alarm going off so much meant round two wasn't properly possible (phew!)

That sounds like an idea........can you get alarms which sound like an alarm so you can set it half way through bookings? hahahaha

Just had my first virgin or at least the first to admit to being a virgin before the booking. Said he was 30 okay looking kind of a round stocky build and glasses. He booked an hour and basically asked me to teach him how to do a couple of positions which is kind of funny I've only just turned 20 and I'm showing this guy 10 years older how to do things like doggystyle. It was kind of awkward but we had a laugh and he lasted a lot longer than I expected I don't know if it was nerves or what but he got through trying 2-3 positions before he wanted me to finish him off with OWO.  Seemed pleased with himself  and we spent the last part of the booking talking about music offered him a back rub but he was quite happy to lie there he took a shower and was out on time even dumped an extra couple of ?20 notes in my hand on his way out.

This has been my least stressful booking in 2-3 weeks he showed up on time, he was polite and funny,he didn't take too long in the shower or leave it a mess and he actually had an idea of what he wanted to do with an hour booking.

Only my second new client booking in the last few days. For the last 5-6 weeks I've only seen the odd  regular through choice due to being fed up and needing a break.
Anyway, he arrived on time, no issues with booking, decent looking guy about 35ish. That's where the good stuff ends 

He says he has just showered so refuses one at mine. A bit of kissing and touching then I sink to my knees to unbutton his jeans. Get the jeans slid down a bit and I get a whiff! Not cheese, I actually reckon his cock was recently washed but I swear to god I could even SEE the grime in the gathered elastic of the waistband of his boxers!
Anyway got the jeans and mingin boxers off and suggested a quick shower together assuring him that it will only be a couple of mins while trying to kick his boxers into the corner so I don't need to see them! Pleasant enough guy, fairly easy booking but jeezo. Get it together,  get acquainted with a washing machine.Boak
He ain't coming back

Lovely polite guy who paid for 45 minutes with extras and then came after a five-minute handjob. Gave him a massage for the rest of the time and never even took my underwear off. Dream client!

Oh god my worst type of booking    The guy sent a 2 way SMS asking 'if I was free around now'  Since he'd paid for the SMS I did reply, he got back to me, phoned me, then asked 'Where in X are you, I know a lot of people there'... making out he was a big businessman.  Oh ...when I told him, mumble mumble I will have to phone someone first and get back to you (well eventually he made this clear).

Phoned, confirmed, all good thus far, except in the meantime I saw 2 AW emails from him which if I'd seen them first would've declined the booking......'I want to do X Y and Z to make you......squirt'.  I had tried to make it clear earlier on the phone.......its not guaranteed just enjoy its a bonus if it happens blah bah

So the minute he arrived (looking very scruffy, not that I mind scruffy but hardly the big businessman) he said 'someone saw me come in here' so I thought okkkk whats he gonna do, run? But no he stayed but it was all very awkward the whole way thro.  He was obviously more used to wham bam type or PSE which I explicitly say I don't do and said this on the damm phone too ...that I'm only doing GFE currently due to my ankle thus the special price............

I felt constantly that he was waiting for me 'to cum' yet his attitude was all wrong for that, do this, that, the other, no flow at all, yet annoyingly I found myself trying to force things ie. to gush, stupid thing to do but he made me feel really under pressure.

Eventually he came via wanking and some bum play from me.  I think my radar was a bit off today and I wouldn't normally accept this type of guy who btw the whole way thro kept saying how long are you here, oh I'm about most evenings, how late do you work, what are you doing next obvoiusly thinking I'd see him for free. His 'I'm about most evenings' got complete silence from me.

At the start and as he left he kept asking who I rented from (as if I'd tell him) convinced he'd know them  talk about para

arrrgh sorry for rant ladies needed it out of my system!

I do squirt under the right conditions (i.e., with someone I am relaxed with) but I never advertise this and I always say that I don't if asked, because being "expected" to squirt is pretty much guaranteeing it not to happen!

I used to write that I do on my profile and I'd get people like "So you squirt yeah? Sounds good"  "Well yeah under the right conditions" "What do you mean?" "It takes the right combination of things it's not something that I can just do on demand!" I had people who just expected it to happen so I ended up not using it as a selling point. It can happen if people listen to me and do things a certain way but a lot of the time I find they just ignore me and do things their own way which is always just push my legs back as far as they can and then lick directly on my clit which makes their tongue feel like sandpaper after 10 seconds and does nothing for me. Trying to get clients to respond to what you want when it comes to oral I've found is mostly impossible.