I'm on tour.. arrived yesterday was just planning on resting but phones were ringing so decided to see a few clients ..
So yesterday was officially assh*ole day.
1st one text saying he was 10 mins away from Heathrow and wanted details. I gave him hotel name and asked him to call me and said he couldn't because he was driving. After he parked up he rang and said I want 30mins. I told him I don't do 30min appointments and that's why he needs to call before he arrives. The hotel has a cash machine so he said he will get more money for the full hour. Arrives in the room and says he couldn't get anymore cash and if I would do 30 mins and wouldn't leave. I ended up kicking him out of the room (around 7pm).
Then messages me at 1am saying 'would you do 30mins now'
Next one lovely guy, young polite and clean. After his hour he asked if I fancied getting something to eat. I had a long day of travelling and was hungry so I said yea ok. Had a lovely meal then the whole 'will you be my girlfriend' talk started

he was holding my hand in public and behaving like we were a couple

Final one last night. Lovely young kid.. Who started telling me about his problems and how he got caught two timing his girlfriend and what's my advice on what he should do? Dude you should leave and let me effing sleep, that's what you should do
