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MissWolf

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #435 on: 13 August 2021, 11:53:02 pm »
Had a senior gentleman with great aw feedback turn up to a booking while I was on tour, he was the worst kisser I've ever experienced, a wide mouth frog with a dribbling snake tongue kisser who held the back of your head with a death grip and long talon like nails, I finally pull away and.....

When I dropped his trousers he has pee stains all over his baggy off white pants and a false leg  :o

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #436 on: 14 August 2021, 01:17:05 am »
Had a senior gentleman with great aw feedback turn up to a booking while I was on tour, he was the worst kisser I've ever experienced, a wide mouth frog with a dribbling snake tongue kisser who held the back of your head with a death grip and long talon like nails, I finally pull away and.....

When I dropped his trousers he has pee stains all over his baggy off white pants and a false leg  :o

 ;D This is a nightmare in a nightmare in a nightmare.
Did he mention the amputation before he rocked up?
Did anyone mention the amputation?
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #437 on: 14 August 2021, 08:14:11 am »
;D This is a nightmare in a nightmare in a nightmare.
Did he mention the amputation before he rocked up?
Did anyone mention the amputation?

Nope nobody mentioned the amputation,  not him or in any feedback

In fact his feedback was glowing,  great guy can't wait to see again, fab kisser, sexy etc he even had a glowing feedback from a duo booking

I wanted to die  :D :D

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« Reply #438 on: 14 August 2021, 08:57:28 am »
Nope nobody mentioned the amputation,  not him or in any feedback

In fact his feedback was glowing,  great guy can't wait to see again, fab kisser, sexy etc he even had a glowing feedback from a duo booking

I wanted to die  :D :D

Sounds horrible. I would not have coped well with this. Hope he wasn't a long booking.

I had a half hour with a guy the other day that, once was finished, had shuffled across the bed leaving shit marks yet again.

I didn't notice until after he'd left but it must have been him. He was also a lousy kisser with bad breath. He's not welcome back.

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #439 on: 14 August 2021, 10:05:00 am »
Sounds horrible. I would not have coped well with this. Hope he wasn't a long booking.

I had a half hour with a guy the other day that, once was finished, had shuffled across the bed leaving shit marks yet again.

I didn't notice until after he'd left but it must have been him. He was also a lousy kisser with bad breath. He's not welcome back.

He was anhour one of the longest of my  career, my neck hurt from trying to hold my face far enough way that he didnt eat my face or cut my mouth ffs

Thankfully I've never had the skid marks issue  :-X totally gross

Had the bad breath thing and omg was it bad, thankfully it was between lockdowns so I i just told him as soon as he walked in and I realised that I would be wearing a mask and not kissing for safety  :angel: ;D

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #440 on: 14 August 2021, 12:38:54 pm »
Nope nobody mentioned the amputation,  not him or in any feedback

In fact his feedback was glowing,  great guy can't wait to see again, fab kisser, sexy etc he even had a glowing feedback from a duo booking

I wanted to die  :D :D

I got caught out too by accepting a booking from a guy with glowing feedback.
When he turned up he was scruffy and dirty looking and had the most horrendous rotten teeth and foul breath that you could smell from feet away!  So bad it almost made me vomit.  I had to end the booking early because I couldn't and simply didn't want to get near him or touch him.
Why do escorts leave good feedback for guys like him?  They are knowingly going to put other escorts through horrible bookings like I had by lying.
Better to just not leave feedback in situations like that if they don't want to give a negative.

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #441 on: 14 August 2021, 04:46:13 pm »
I got caught out too by accepting a booking from a guy with glowing feedback.
When he turned up he was scruffy and dirty looking and had the most horrendous rotten teeth and foul breath that you could smell from feet away!  So bad it almost made me vomit.  I had to end the booking early because I couldn't and simply didn't want to get near him or touch him.
Why do escorts leave good feedback for guys like him?  They are knowingly going to put other escorts through horrible bookings like I had by lying.
Better to just not leave feedback in situations like that if they don't want to give a negative.

I find it very frustrating tbh so many times the feedback doesn't match the reality

In cases like these I tend where they have used the booking form and left me feedback to just put "turned up on time"

Sad thing on aw is the whole tit for tat negative feedback fears

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #442 on: 14 August 2021, 07:03:10 pm »
I find it very frustrating tbh so many times the feedback doesn't match the reality

In cases like these I tend where they have used the booking form and left me feedback to just put "turned up on time"

Sad thing on aw is the whole tit for tat negative feedback fears

Yes it is very frustrating and as you say, I very often don't recognise the guy walking through the door as being anything like his feedback implied.
Surely if there is nothing positive to say about a client then just say nothing or add a very innocuous comment as you suggested you do MissWolf. 

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« Reply #443 on: 15 August 2021, 01:11:27 am »
Nope nobody mentioned the amputation,  not him or in any feedback

In fact his feedback was glowing,  great guy can't wait to see again, fab kisser, sexy etc he even had a glowing feedback from a duo booking

I wanted to die  :D :D

Little baby Jezus, I would totally have died a million times.
Feedback has never worked for me...that's why I don't care about it.

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« Reply #444 on: 11 September 2021, 01:54:11 am »
Not me but my friend she had one guy who comes in and his feet smell like a dirty rotten nappy🤮she made him stand up for 15mins for a blowy as last time he sat down on the bed and stunk up the whole bed she even had to flip the mattress, THE MATTRESS  yo I cant, I had just finished my phone call and all I could smell in the corridor was febreez and poo 🤮

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #445 on: 11 September 2021, 09:24:55 am »
Had a senior gentleman with great aw feedback turn up to a booking while I was on tour, he was the worst kisser I've ever experienced, a wide mouth frog with a dribbling snake tongue kisser who held the back of your head with a death grip and long talon like nails, I finally pull away and.....

When I dropped his trousers he has pee stains all over his baggy off white pants and a false leg  :o
Fuck .. that's ghastly

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #446 on: 12 September 2021, 03:43:15 am »
Had a nightmare a few weeks ago with a larger older gentleman who had a very long, droopy foreskin that didn’t retract at all. I said I could do covered oral, which he complained about (excuse me for not wanting to suck cottage cheese through a straw). When I went on my knees to give him a blowjob, he lifted up his belly and rested it on my forehead. And he smelled. Despite the shower.

I swear Belle de Jour never put up with shit like this.

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #447 on: 13 September 2021, 02:20:39 pm »
Had a nightmare a few weeks ago with a larger older gentleman who had a very long, droopy foreskin that didn’t retract at all. I said I could do covered oral, which he complained about (excuse me for not wanting to suck cottage cheese through a straw). When I went on my knees to give him a blowjob, he lifted up his belly and rested it on my forehead. And he smelled. Despite the shower.

I swear Belle de Jour never put up with shit like this.

*Spits🫖☕️out on phone📱.*

Son of a BITCH!! Tell me you are LYING!!🤯😳

He did not! He did not put his tummy on your head. I …. don’t even know what to do with this.🤦🏼‍♀️

I swear I hate men. WHO THINKS THIS IS OK??🪓🪓🪓
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #448 on: 13 September 2021, 05:27:59 pm »
Had a nightmare a few weeks ago with a larger older gentleman who had a very long, droopy foreskin that didn’t retract at all. I said I could do covered oral, which he complained about (excuse me for not wanting to suck cottage cheese through a straw). When I went on my knees to give him a blowjob, he lifted up his belly and rested it on my forehead. And he smelled. Despite the shower.

I swear Belle de Jour never put up with shit like this.

OMG that is all totally disgusting!  So passive aggressive.
 He'd have been resting on his arse on the floor if he'd tried to rest his stinking, flabby belly on my head!

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #449 on: 10 July 2023, 10:49:00 am »
Disgusting thing happened to me last week that I am fuming and traumatised about, client that I've seen a few times over the years  CIM, I went to spit, I spat out a mouthful of blood and a blood clot!!  Spoke to my client about this and he said "oh yeah I noticed that a couple of weeks ago when I had a wank".  He said it had happened before a few years ago and he was given antibiotics but he couldn't tell me what for!  He was very nonplussed about it....I've told him to go and get tested, meanwhile I am traumatised and either going to have to have a couple of weeks off or reduce my services until I can get tested. :FF