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MsDee

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Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« on: 06 September 2012, 05:40:30 pm »
I once had a posh guy ask me to tickle his ass hole while i gave him a bj, noticed some wetness around my finger only to discover he was having a freaken pooh over my hand the dirty bastard! :-X

Whats the grossest to happen to you?

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #1 on: 06 September 2012, 05:45:40 pm »
Man alive, I can't beat that.

Way back when in the days when I did OWO, I once had a (very) elderly gent pee in my mouth a little bit during a bj - I don't think he had any idea he'd done it, so I just spat it on the duvet cover and carried on like the game girl I am. Fortunately it was an outcall.

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« Reply #2 on: 06 September 2012, 05:57:18 pm »
Man alive, I can't beat that.

Way back when in the days when I did OWO, I once had a (very) elderly gent pee in my mouth a little bit during a bj - I don't think he had any idea he'd done it, so I just spat it on the duvet cover and carried on like the game girl I am. Fortunately it was an outcall.

Lordy. That made me die a little inside.

I've got very few tales of woe, though I've seen yellow semen a few times, which I understand to be a sign of gonorrhoea. Nasty discovery when you've just permitted someone to spunk all over you (you don't want that in your eye, that's for sure).  :-\

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #3 on: 06 September 2012, 06:15:31 pm »
1 of my first jobs(really)
stuck is finger up his bum and ate his own in front of me..
ive been scarred for life..
im paranoid with anyones bum near me i wont allow guys to be in the 69 poistion with me as im to scared that something like this would happen again...
nothing can be worse personally to happen to me,as im really anti anything to do with poo and sex..
to me there not even in the same zip code..
poo,arse,sex..no it doesnt make sence BBrrrrrrrrr

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #4 on: 06 September 2012, 06:26:46 pm »
I was asked to finger a client,only done it once and never again,as I left I noticed poo under my finger nail.......cannot even bear to think about it now.

No anal,no anal play what so ever,ever!

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #5 on: 06 September 2012, 06:56:12 pm »
I agreed to a facial the other day. When I opened my eyes, I happened to look down and see reddish brown on my chest, and I was wondering what the heck it was. Then I realised it was his semen. And that that crap was all over my face, too. Apparently it was bloody because he'd recently had a prostate biopsy. The doctor warned him. He could've warned me.

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #6 on: 06 September 2012, 07:07:32 pm »
I agreed to a facial the other day. When I opened my eyes, I happened to look down and see reddish brown on my chest, and I was wondering what the heck it was. Then I realised it was his semen. And that that crap was all over my face, too. Apparently it was bloody because he'd recently had a prostate biopsy. The doctor warned him. He could've warned me.

Thats horrible for you! Aww  :(

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #7 on: 06 September 2012, 08:22:22 pm »
I was asked to finger a client,only done it once and never again,as I left I noticed poo under my finger nail.......cannot even bear to think about it now.

No anal,no anal play what so ever,ever!

helpful hint: always slide on a condom or a latex glove. fingers stay clean....

finger cots are good too  :D


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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #8 on: 06 September 2012, 08:23:49 pm »
I agreed to a facial the other day. When I opened my eyes, I happened to look down and see reddish brown on my chest, and I was wondering what the heck it was. Then I realised it was his semen. And that that crap was all over my face, too. Apparently it was bloody because he'd recently had a prostate biopsy. The doctor warned him. He could've warned me.


gak. that's not good at alllll....

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #9 on: 06 September 2012, 08:32:25 pm »
I agreed to a facial the other day. When I opened my eyes, I happened to look down and see reddish brown on my chest, and I was wondering what the heck it was. Then I realised it was his semen. And that that crap was all over my face, too. Apparently it was bloody because he'd recently had a prostate biopsy. The doctor warned him. He could've warned me.

I once had a posh guy ask me to tickle his ass hole while i gave him a bj, noticed some wetness around my finger only to discover he was having a freaken pooh over my hand the dirty bastard! :-X

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AAAARARRRRRRGGGGGGG! Jesus Christ! Aaaarrrrgggggg! I wouldnt have handeled either of these situations in a gracious way at all. The first one I would have slapped hard! That is just not fucking on! The second, I would have made him eat it! Disgusting creatures!
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #10 on: 06 September 2012, 09:30:18 pm »
just gross! i hate poo! iv fisted a couple of guys and one was very close to fully shitting everywhere!

i hate spitters but they have become a standard in young lads.


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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #11 on: 07 September 2012, 12:35:42 am »
oh......my......god  :o
 
why did I read this thread...why..  :-X :-X :-X

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« Reply #12 on: 07 September 2012, 12:48:01 am »
 :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

Thank god its been hours since I ate!! x

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #13 on: 07 September 2012, 01:04:04 am »
hello

i think most of the sick stuff is involving poop n mens ability not to wipe there arses correctly.

it fine  a man washing his dick but when they leave shit stains over the bed they obv not washed.......i had 1 last week in a hotel .he even took a shower (2 min shower & was still dirty) i had to leave as felt queasy.the thought stsyed with me all night.........then there was a time i had  client, who had  blood shoot out over my body n over the room when i was giving a hand job! i freaked out he did too.....apt he was in poor health.

i hate blood n pooh, gross stuff doeant happen often but when it does  :FF  :o it makes u want to retire.

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« Reply #14 on: 07 September 2012, 01:31:50 am »
Long time ago, I met a guy who had the worst breath ever, absolutely rotten... Makes me gag to this day, just thinking about it.

I was mortified, but being still very new and totally embarrassed by the whole situation, I didn't mention it. Luckily, he only stayed for 30min, but every single time he opened his mouth to say something to me, I had to turn my head away. Obviously no kissing, or reverse oral. He did try to suck on my breasts, and I had to scrub them in the shower right after he left, they stank! In fact, the whole room was filled with the revolting odour to the point that when my friend walked in a few minutes later, she said "oh my god, what is that smell!!" Can't believe I managed to stop myself from throwing up  :-X
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