I even had a nightmare about it last night. I think it's scarred me for good.

I've had this only twice, once this morning: asking if I'd do it with a dog.

I always wanna call the police when that happens. Sick fuckers.

I think it's usually bored teenagers on a wind-up, requests like that. I'm sure actual real bestiality people stick to their own networks.

I remember when I was really new, I got an email saying "Can I ask you if you'd be up for something?"
This was on my actual email, not via the AW system.
I said sure, ask away.
He replied and said "would you do this"
then an embedded image of a woman in high heels stomping on and killing a baby chick 😨
I volunteer for the RSPCA for fucks sake!!

I was so upset but managed not to reply, as I'm sure that's what he wanted. Bastard.

I had a nightmare client recently.

He was disgusting in general and left skid marks on the bedsheets.

If I was new and read these stories there is no way I would have ever started escorting.  It should not be like this there are lots of clean men with good standards of hygiene that you can see. When I know them and then done out calls to their homes I've been very impressed when there's not a speck of dust anywhere.

What would be good if there was a like metal detector archway like they have at airports that they have to walk through and it they are not clean enough it makes a big buzzing noise like on family fortunes and a big red cross is displayed above.  Some of them It would probably take a few days of buzzing to work out what was wrong.

It should be law that if they are found to be unclean during booking we can just stop and keep the money.

On AW just leave comment "a charming man" and nothing else.  So other ladies know he was nice enough guy but wasn't clean.

Had a client once who totally refused to take a shower before action (it was a warm summer day, he stank).
He said something like I'm paying you for your services, suck my dick now. It's almosts like some clients don't consider us human beings. Threw him out of my flat and gave him back the money 

I had a guy earlier and doing owo had all that horrible pre cum stuff filling my mouth up I hate that
Don’t anyone else ?

Yeah it can be gross when it is streaming out.  I had a guy the other day who came in my mouth, had no time to react and it hit the back of my throat making me heave, he didn't react at all, I think he did it on purpose because he didn't want me to move, later when I got wise to it, I removed my mouth in time and he was concerned with getting his cum over himself. 

I'm not his clean up crew.  Urgh!

It is just 
And you can’t just exactly spit it out either as they won’t like see you do it
I use loads mouthwash as soon as they go out of the door .

Not as bad as the one wearing pants who had stained skid marks inside that were worn out
  dirty prick I wasn't going let him return but his not been back months now thank god .