Fuck sake! Yuck! What did u do? Horrid moron

Quote from: Liverbird on 07 September 2012, 10:48:25 pm

It was only when I went upstairs after he'd left, to have a shower that I noticed to my disgust that he'd used my personal bar of Simple soap to wash his nob with. He hadn't just soaped up and used his hands tho'... Oh no... He'd obviously used the soap to scrub around his hairy balls, leaving my soap looking like it'd had a pubic hair transplant. Eugh!!
I hide my soap now... Dirty fucker!

Once after a booking with an absolutely horrible guy I realised that he'd washed his cheesy, stinking knob with my face cloth that I left on the towel rail to dry (and completely forgotten about removing it from the bathroom before the booking like I normally would). And he did it despite the fact that when showing him to the bathroom, I actually told him "here's a fresh towel for you" and pointed to HIS TOWEL with my hand!

I've had guys use my conditioner instead of shower gel before, I can deal with them making a mess, using my deodorant etc., but that's just crossing the line big time. For that reason, I now make sure that there is nothing in the bathroom but a towel, shower gel and mouthwash.

Ewww....just wondered if you ladies ever get your own back and let a couple of blokes use the same towel to dry on..lol...

My last two partners have been super clean, one even used to use the loo like we do to have a wee as he was considerate and they both washed their willys mostly when they had a wee and ALWAYS before sex so I find most clients idea of personal hygiene totally yukky...

I once had a client who's breath smelt of pooh and that was an overnight...I considered running away in the night (and leaving some of the fee)to an ex client who I was dating who lived in the same city.....totally awful

B x

one even used to use the loo like we do to have a wee as he was considerate

As in sat down, rather than risking sprinkling everywhere?

Once after a booking with an absolutely horrible guy I realised that he'd washed his cheesy, stinking knob with my face cloth that I left on the towel rail to dry (and completely forgotten about removing it from the bathroom before the booking like I normally would). And he did it despite the fact that when showing him to the bathroom, I actually told him "here's a fresh towel for you" and pointed to HIS TOWEL with my hand!

Like they begrudge the money they're paying us, so they get a kick out of playing these dirty tricks

Ewww....just wondered if you ladies ever get your own back and let a couple of blokes use the same towel to dry on..lol...

And the answer to this question is .... guess

Okay, this one really made me consider quitting, had to cut my tour short and go home to recover from the grossness of it!  Client arrived wanting to play doctors, all fine, then asked for rimming, as I don't do this I suggested anal play (with gloves). As I lubed up his ass I noticed what seemed to be a few tiny slivers of toilet paper stuck to his anus.  On closer inspection said slivers turned out to be WORMS!!! Chap was actually crawling with threadworms...............To make it worse he seemed unconcerned that he was infected and after I chucked him out he tried to book me again a week later....It takes at least two weeks to be treated for these things................I'm so so glad I don't do any licking of bum holes....the thought still makes me cringe! Just the worst, ever. 

Honeypie, this gets my vote as the worst experience amidst a sea of bile breathed, shitty arsed, turd squeezing events.

Janie xx

I'll take it away from poo for a bit - but just as gross.

I always have my nails fairly long and painted, whether they be fake or Au natural, so alot of guys ask me to scratch their backs (in a sexual way, not just coz they have an itch!).

I've taken the heads off a  few spots in my time, which I can handle but 1 guy had a boil on his back, never warned me about it, and as we were kissing  I dug my nails in and run them down his back. I caught it and it burst everywhere - slimy smelly green and yellow puss - just seemed to explode.  The smell was awful.  The only way I can describe it is rotten flesh    All over my sheets.  I obliged in helping clean it up off his back.  Don't know how I didn't throw up at this point.

He just wanted to carry on like nothing had happened whereas I wanted to go throw up with the smell and get the nail brush out and scrub 

After reading this  maybe i should invest in a medical clinical trolley with gloves and disenfectant etc for the possible surgical case or bowel inspection!
masks and bandages. what do you think sounds like we all need one !!!

I reckon you should set up a website selling 'first aid 4 WG's' kits, you'd make billions