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DarcyLady

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3120 on: 04 March 2020, 04:53:32 pm »
Quote from: Dynamite Doll on 27 February 2020, 10:50:57 pm
When they get in a huff and puff cos you made it clear that showering comes out of their time. Yet they think it's for free.
No mate you book 30mins and 30mins is what you will get anything more pay extra if you take forever in the shower. My time is paid for so cleaning yourself is part of your booking.

Excuse for the off the rail rant

Oh I love these idiots. 'What time does my time start? After I;m out the shower?' NOOO :FF
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3121 on: 04 March 2020, 06:56:28 pm »
Quote from: Monroe on 12 October 2014, 02:13:09 pm
Aaaaagh!! I hate when I say to a client.. 'Please give me 3 minutes, then ring the buzzer' But they ring it straight away!
This is why I refuse to give my door number until I am ready.

Quote from: Monroe on 12 October 2014, 02:13:09 pm
Clients that email me on aw, and wait days for a response when they could simply just call me!  :FF
I rarely bother reading AW emails, if they won't call a number that's very clearly in front of them then they are probably a timewaster.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3122 on: 05 March 2020, 11:30:24 am »
This morning a client stroked my face after anal play on me (using his fingers). As in, he stroked my face and tried to shove his fingers in my mouth.

  >:( :FF
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3123 on: 05 March 2020, 11:17:03 pm »
Quote from: Harriet_Lille on 05 March 2020, 11:30:24 am
This morning a client stroked my face after anal play on me (using his fingers). As in, he stroked my face and tried to shove his fingers in my mouth.

  >:( :FF

Agh that's gross  ???
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3124 on: 06 March 2020, 07:17:39 am »
Quote from: saltysweet on 24 February 2020, 05:05:34 pm
It doesn't annoy me personally but they stick their hands up fanny, asshole, cock, spunk and go back to work. Without washing their paws. Just in time for a meeting-handshakes all round.

That makes me borderline livid. I make them wash their hands. My inner matron comes out or I've now started spraying my sanitiser on them. Especially with the deadly viruses going around.

Give no indication of timing preferences in their communication.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3125 on: 06 March 2020, 07:48:05 am »
Quote from: Harriet_Lille on 05 March 2020, 11:30:24 am
This morning a client stroked my face after anal play on me (using his fingers). As in, he stroked my face and tried to shove his fingers in my mouth.

  >:( :FF

I would have been tempted to bloody well bite down hard  >:(
Yesterday had the old trying to kiss immediately following RO - he was offered my cheek - and he thought I would be happy to have a random silver bullet vibe inside me, he produced from his hotel side draw.  :-X

From the paraphanalia I also clocked, it wasn't that many hours since his last female visit of an intimate nature  (despite a completely unnecessary cock and bull story of it "Being so long since I had a woman... Blah, blah")  ::)
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3126 on: 06 March 2020, 09:20:26 am »
Quote from: Phoenix on 06 March 2020, 07:48:05 am
I would have been tempted to bloody well bite down hard  >:(
Yesterday had the old trying to kiss immediately following RO - he was offered my cheek - and he thought I would be happy to have a random silver bullet vibe inside me, he produced from his hotel side draw.  :-X

From the paraphanalia I also clocked, it wasn't that many hours since his last female visit of an intimate nature  (despite a completely unnecessary cock and bull story of it "Being so long since I had a woman... Blah, blah")  ::)

Clients are fickle creatures.
I have also had clients trying to kiss me when they are literally drooling. And I mean French kiss.
What is wrong with people?
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3127 on: 06 March 2020, 01:49:45 pm »
Quote from: Phoenix on 06 March 2020, 07:48:05 am

From the paraphanalia I also clocked, it wasn't that many hours since his last female visit of an intimate nature  (despite a completely unnecessary cock and bull story of it "Being so long since I had a woman... Blah, blah")  ::)

I saw a guy once and I swear his beard...I swear he had not washed since the last time he was between someone's legs.  SO SO gross.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3128 on: 06 March 2020, 01:53:51 pm »
Quote from: Harriet_Lille on 06 March 2020, 09:20:26 am
Clients are fickle creatures.
I have also had clients trying to kiss me when they are literally drooling. And I mean French kiss.
What is wrong with people?



OMG, that is one of my biggest pet peeves, I am not fond of spittle at the best of times so to have a client try to drool in my mouth is the most disgusting.  I know there are nastier things out there but I think there is something particularly nasty about someone trying to transfer all their gob to you.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3129 on: 06 March 2020, 04:56:04 pm »
Quote from: Nadya on 06 March 2020, 01:53:51 pm


OMG, that is one of my biggest pet peeves, I am not fond of spittle at the best of times so to have a client try to drool in my mouth is the most disgusting.  I know there are nastier things out there but I think there is something particularly nasty about someone trying to transfer all their gob to you.
It's more concerning at the moment with corona virus etc. And yet clients still do it, they aren't washing their hands or showering before sessions.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3130 on: 07 March 2020, 06:34:47 pm »
Client and me arrange all details, and then -

Client- Oh how much is half hour?
Me- It's £££ as stated on profile.
Client-Oh, I only have £
Me-I don't negotiate prices.
Client- What can I get for £?
Me- Your head checked. Bye.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3131 on: 08 March 2020, 10:32:44 am »
Quote from: Harriet_Lille on 06 March 2020, 09:20:26 am
I have also had clients trying to kiss me when they are literally drooling. And I mean French kiss.
What is wrong with people?
There is a fetish for spitting in your mouth whilst kissing you. Even the thought of it makes me retch. A client asked if he could re-enact some spitting he saw in porn  ::) I said, 'fine...£50 extra,' he was shocked it was not inclusive. But if he wanted a porn star experience with me spitting everywhere, he should be paying porn star prices.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3132 on: 08 March 2020, 12:42:36 pm »
If this has already been mentioned ignore...

But not washing properly :FF and having the AUDACITY and CONFIDENCE to request OWO with a cock that smells of urine. I pulled back his foreskin and the wiff, oh my gosh the wiff  :-X

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3133 on: 08 March 2020, 02:55:41 pm »
Quote from: Glamglam on 08 March 2020, 12:42:36 pm
If this has already been mentioned ignore...

But not washing properly :FF and having the AUDACITY and CONFIDENCE to request OWO with a cock that smells of urine. I pulled back his foreskin and the wiff, oh my gosh the wiff  :-X
I saw someone the other day who made a point of only taking his shower after I arrived at his hotel room (leaving me alone in his room with all his stuff, almost unheard of with new clients 🧐)
I am convinced he faked the shower as his willy, I later discovered, was not fresh at all.
I had no worries about telling him. I sent him off the bathroom.. Running water... Came back smelling of cum. For fucks sake! :FF
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3134 on: 08 March 2020, 04:01:34 pm »
I had 1 in New Hampshire last week come in smelling like he’d just walked out of a medical marijuana clinic😡. That’s a migraine trigger for me & I said, yeahhhh, this ain’t happening. You need to get in the shower 🚿& scrub that smell OFF you, NOW.
He says, “Do you want me to come back?”

I wasn’t paying attention bc I’m now having an anxiety attack: my bed’s going to stink of weed, I have another client directly after him, & is this going to cause a migraine? I’m busily spritzing Febreze (unscented) around the room & he again says, “Do you want me to come back?”

I’m sorry to say I snapped. I turned to him & thru clenched teeth replied,
“I. Want. You. Not. To. Smell. Like. Marijuana. What is coming back going to do for ME? I have a busy day, SIR (god help you if I’m calling you sir). The least you could’ve done is check to see if it was ok with me. Nowhere on my site does it say I’m 420 friendly.”

He grumpily gets in the shower 🧼& I can hear him muttering imprecations (lol). But he sure didn’t smell smoky when he got out!
Dumbass.
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