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saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3105 on: 23 February 2020, 08:51:24 pm »
Only once ever..shoe issues.

The client was being dropped off by taxi and asked for the exact house.
I don't give that out till the last second, anyway he sounded a bit vulnerable so I asked why?
'It's raining, I've got white trainers on and don't want to get them dirty'.

I nearly laughed out loud then thought, this is proper serious jeopardy for him.
He was really going home cause it was wet? ??? I soothed him down on the phone.

In walks a polite, well dressed drug dealer in sneakers the price of a lambo.

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Glamescort

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3106 on: 23 February 2020, 10:54:34 pm »
What is it with the men who rub your hair up and down trying to give you an afro while giving them a blow job? Ive literally have to tangle tease knots out of my hair   ::)
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CelesteManchester

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3107 on: 23 February 2020, 11:25:43 pm »
Quote from: Glamescort on 23 February 2020, 10:54:34 pm
What is it with the men who rub your hair up and down trying to give you an afro while giving them a blow job? Ive literally have to tangle tease knots out of my hair   ::)

I have extremely short hair, & 1 would think it'd be impossible to mess up....not so. I use a shit ton of hairspray on it so it'll stay in place all day, AND to encourage those handsy mofos to keep their GD fingers to themselves *scowl*.

1 tried to brush his fingers thru my bangs yesterday & was literally met with a wall of cement .... giggling. He pulled back fast & didn't go near my head the rest of the time.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3108 on: 24 February 2020, 10:13:39 am »
Quote from: Glamescort on 23 February 2020, 10:54:34 pm
What is it with the men who rub your hair up and down trying to give you an afro while giving them a blow job? Ive literally have to tangle tease knots out of my hair   ::)

Not a good idea in my case. My wig would fall off in their hands and their hard on would vanish (I imagine) :-\
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3109 on: 24 February 2020, 10:35:18 am »
Quote from: Glamescort on 23 February 2020, 10:54:34 pm
What is it with the men who rub your hair up and down trying to give you an afro while giving them a blow job? Ive literally have to tangle tease knots out of my hair   ::)


That !
And stroking  your face / hair with their dripping wet hands after a slobbering RO and "manual stimulation " ...
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3110 on: 24 February 2020, 10:38:05 am »
Quote from: Phoenix on 24 February 2020, 10:13:39 am
Not a good idea in my case. My wig would fall off in their hands and their hard on would vanish (I imagine) :-\

I've definitely posted upthread about this too, but them touching my hair is my pet hate. I no longer wash my hair if I know I have bookings later/the next day as it makes me furious and whilst I can stand them making a sort of ponytail and holding it, anybody trying to comb their (invariably dirty) fingers through it gets their hand batted away. It makes it greasy and dirty, plus it's painful as my hair is long, thick an wavy so they just get stuck.

Don't get me started on the ones who do it after getting lube all over their hands, having a wank, shoving their finger up your bum and so on. I've nearly given myself whiplash trying to duck sideways to avoid the minging fuckers.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3111 on: 24 February 2020, 11:35:55 am »
My hair is long(ish) and I don't like it hanging over my face while giving bj's etc plus it can get icky so I tend to tie it up or wear some style which keeps it away from my face.  Men who think it is fine to unclip it and let it fall without even asking is that ok, they annoy me.

If I was asked can I please wear my hair loose then I would probably say yes but don't just take out my hair slides or ties please, it is not good manners.  (same with the men who think they can take our shoes off and pull down the stockings/unclip the sussies without asking first. 

Those men who insist on keeping the socks on, I can't recall ever taking them off for them despite wanting to. I find it funny to see a naked man with grotty socks on while he is trying to be sexy.
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saltysweet

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« Reply #3112 on: 24 February 2020, 05:05:34 pm »
It doesn't annoy me personally but they stick their hands up fanny, asshole, cock, spunk and go back to work. Without washing their paws. Just in time for a meeting-handshakes all round.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3113 on: 25 February 2020, 11:48:37 am »
Quote from: MissBehaving on 24 February 2020, 10:35:18 am

That !
And stroking  your face / hair with their dripping wet hands after a slobbering RO and "manual stimulation " ...

A client literally almost pulled my wig off once and i nearly ended the booking because wtf ask first at least
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3114 on: 25 February 2020, 04:14:19 pm »
Quote from: Justine on 24 February 2020, 11:35:55 am
My hair is long(ish) and I don't like it hanging over my face while giving bj's etc plus it can get icky so I tend to tie it up or wear some style which keeps it away from my face.  Men who think it is fine to unclip it and let it fall without even asking is that ok, they annoy me.

If I was asked can I please wear my hair loose then I would probably say yes but don't just take out my hair slides or ties please, it is not good manners.  (same with the men who think they can take our shoes off and pull down the stockings/unclip the sussies without asking first. 

Those men who insist on keeping the socks on, I can't recall ever taking them off for them despite wanting to. I find it funny to see a naked man with grotty socks on while he is trying to be sexy.
Oh, I used to hate the ones who made a grab for my hold ups. I used to lightly move theiur hand away and ask if they were going to be leaving an extra tenner if they ripped them?
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3115 on: 25 February 2020, 04:41:17 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 25 February 2020, 04:14:19 pm
Oh, I used to hate the ones who made a grab for my hold ups. I used to lightly move theiur hand away and ask if they were going to be leaving an extra tenner if they ripped them?

I can rip them all on my own with dropping bra hook, even one on a body I was removing. Have shown how to do the finger down the inside trick to carefully roll them off.

Also reminds me of trying to get in with roll off technique before condoms are yanked off, roll off neatly knot.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3116 on: 25 February 2020, 07:42:58 pm »
I also had to develop the art of careful removal of hold ups due to managing to ladder a few pairs with my Pandora bracelet that had a sharp and dangly charm!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3117 on: 27 February 2020, 10:31:26 pm »

just got this message from an aw punter who has already made one enquiry

Thank you for your message. I hope you don’t mind me asking where you host your incalls, an area or approximate location would be helpful, and whether it is a private house or hotel.
I am hoping to visit for an hour on Saturday evening at around 6 pm or possibly 7 pm, if that happens to fit in with your plans. I also have a scenario n mind which I will send a brief email about, Once we have arranged a time to meet, to see whether it is agreeable to you.

Inward groan at the mention os a 'scenario'. Plus I don't offer role-play and also... why not just add the scenario to this email instead of dragging it out?  ???

It's a no from me.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3118 on: 27 February 2020, 10:50:57 pm »
When they get in a huff and puff cos you made it clear that showering comes out of their time. Yet they think it's for free.
No mate you book 30mins and 30mins is what you will get anything more pay extra if you take forever in the shower. My time is paid for so cleaning yourself is part of your booking.

Excuse for the off the rail rant
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« Reply #3119 on: 04 March 2020, 04:25:05 pm »
Quote from: Dynamite Doll on 27 February 2020, 10:50:57 pm
When they get in a huff and puff cos you made it clear that showering comes out of their time. Yet they think it's for free.
No mate you book 30mins and 30mins is what you will get anything more pay extra if you take forever in the shower. My time is paid for so cleaning yourself is part of your booking.

Excuse for the off the rail rant
Dynamite. I also had a client  wanting to shower first until I told him it will cut into his booking time .he suddenly stripped off and leapt in the bed clearly ready .he did use the basin in the end !
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