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newbieNW

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1260 on: 31 August 2016, 08:33:56 pm »
I get grumpy messages when I tell punters that I am not available at night.  My availability is shown but they still ask for a booking at night.  Yes, they would think so.  After all, we are supposed to be providing service to all of them.  They won't expect banks and gps to open all hours.  People have a life! 

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1261 on: 31 August 2016, 08:43:00 pm »

Oh yes I used to get this a LOT! It eventually stopped for a while but then today a client I've seen maybe 4 or 5 times who has mentioned going out on a date before...well he rang me today asking if I would really go out with him for the night and would I stay over with him, go out for drinks and then stay over with him after...I said "Yes I might be able to do that with a few days notice it will be ?700"  He said he had to go and would call me back in about 5 minutes...No call back from him lmao  ;D

I wonder if they deduced that we actually liked them and hence this please stay for the night invitation?  I recently got rid of one expecting more and more without the correct level of payment. Oh, I hate being taken advantage. 

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1262 on: 31 August 2016, 11:22:51 pm »
I wonder if they deduced that we actually liked them and hence this please stay for the night invitation?  I recently got rid of one expecting more and more without the correct level of payment. Oh, I hate being taken advantage.

Have had a few do this and 2 serious marriage proposals, they seriously think as we are hookers no one else will want us and we are lonely for genuine affection.   :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1263 on: 31 August 2016, 11:33:36 pm »
I get grumpy messages when I tell punters that I am not available at night.  My availability is shown but they still ask for a booking at night.  Yes, they would think so.  After all, we are supposed to be providing service to all of them.  They won't expect banks and gps to open all hours.  People have a life!
Yh! Had a cunt call for a booking and when told I was busy he just hung up! Bloody disabled jackass with no home training ! Oh I hate them :FF bunch of fucking idiots

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1264 on: 31 August 2016, 11:40:40 pm »
Have had a few do this and 2 serious marriage proposals, they seriously think as we are hookers no one else will want us and we are lonely for genuine affection.   :FF

Yes this is the abnormal perception that most of these cretins have ! But in actuality they are the ones who appear lonely if they have to go as far as asking out a prostitute ! Next time a fool asks me out I will straight out ask him why? I can't believe they think that ! It kinda bugs me to be honest ! One client who hadn't booked me in ages called me once out of the blue asking me out to some concert ! He said not like our usual arrangement but as friends ! Since when paying someone to fuck you is classified as a friendship ? They are out of their fucking minds ! I swear

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1265 on: 01 September 2016, 01:37:12 am »
For some reason the simple word "Hi" in a text drives me up the wall.
Why do they do that? Do some Escorts engage with this silky seduction starter? I mean, how can we resist such witty repartee?
When they follow this up 20 minutes later with, "??" I want to kill them  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1266 on: 01 September 2016, 03:11:09 am »
For some reason the simple word "Hi" in a text drives me up the wall.
Why do they do that? Do some Escorts engage with this silky seduction starter? I mean, how can we resist such witty repartee?
When they follow this up 20 minutes later with, "??" I want to kill them  :FF

You are not alone.  :D
"There is no sin except stupidity" - Oscar Wilde

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1267 on: 01 September 2016, 02:13:58 pm »
You are not alone.  :D

Messages like 'Hi' and 'Hey' don't even cut it on Tinder, why they think they can approach someone who charges for their time in this manner is another thing.

I had a client last night who was by all other means very lovely, but he left his keys on my desk to take a shower and he had a keyring with a picture of what I assumed was his newborn son (he had a wedding ring on).

 :( please don't bring babby into this

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1268 on: 01 September 2016, 03:59:46 pm »
For some reason the simple word "Hi" in a text drives me up the wall.
Why do they do that? Do some Escorts engage with this silky seduction starter? I mean, how can we resist such witty repartee?
When they follow this up 20 minutes later with, "??" I want to kill them  :FF

Those fucking texts with '???' Really really piss me off!  I'll fekkin reply when and IF i want to! Grrrrr  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1269 on: 01 September 2016, 06:41:39 pm »
He said not like our usual arrangement but as friends ! They are out of their fucking minds ! I swear

Yup, I heard that, too.  It won't work full stop.  Our time is money.  No matter what you try to throw into the mix (e.g. friendship), our time is still money. 

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1270 on: 01 September 2016, 06:44:28 pm »
Have had a few do this and 2 serious marriage proposals, they seriously think as we are hookers no one else will want us and we are lonely for genuine affection.   :FF

Offer of more money would have been much nicer  ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1271 on: 02 September 2016, 08:20:49 am »
15 minutes after  a cock was meant to show, i text 'very funny, well done'
Then i get a text, 'im here whats your door number'
I informed him that he's too late so he can do one. Reminded him that his appt was 5.45pm NOT 6pm. I dont have time to see him now due to another quickie appt at 6.15.
 Him - Lol, i had to stop and withdraw your money'
Me - not my problem
Him - you obviously dont want my money then
Me - youre absolutely right


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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1272 on: 02 September 2016, 12:55:06 pm »
15 minutes after  a cock was meant to show, i text 'very funny, well done'
Then i get a text, 'im here whats your door number'
I informed him that he's too late so he can do one. Reminded him that his appt was 5.45pm NOT 6pm. I dont have time to see him now due to another quickie appt at 6.15.
 Him - Lol, i had to stop and withdraw your money'
Me - not my problem
Him - you obviously dont want my money then
Me - youre absolutely right

Not a single braincell in there. I hate the ones with this idea that we are money hungry or desperate for money. The same ones that will call at some stupid hour expecting to come at 2am and you're like "I was asleep"  "Oh figured you'd be up for making money" "Um no I'd rather sleep" Just because you're a hooker doesn't mean you're a robot that spreads their legs anytime on demand. Would they turn up late to any other appointment and expect to still be seen? Well I guess there are always some like people who turn up half an hour late for a flight boarding and still expect to be let on the plane. Some people have no concept of time.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1273 on: 02 September 2016, 01:29:43 pm »
I wonder if they deduced that we actually liked them and hence this please stay for the night invitation?  I recently got rid of one expecting more and more without the correct level of payment. Oh, I hate being taken advantage.

I had this super super annoying client. He would always ask me to stay over (for free) go to dinner (for free) he would talk so much tosh about wanting to go on holiday with me and be my sugar daddy (splenda daddy more like) because he would see other guys that i call my sugar daddies buy me things etc. He would even do things like say he wanted to book me for 2 hrs and then when I arrived he would only have money for a  1 hour booking and he would  pretend he never talked about booking me for longer.

 I hadn't seen him in ages (I just ignored his requests) and he became more outlandish with the supposed trips he wanted to take me on and would send me email constant emails until I had enough and told him I'm don't think I can see him and explained why.
His response was "I thought you liked me babe that's why I always asked you to stay over, you're making me sound like some boundary pushing jerk when I'm a nice guy, and i thought you liked me"

 They honestly think we really like them. Why? I have no idea? are my acting skills that good because if they are hollywood here I come.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1274 on: 02 September 2016, 10:59:01 pm »
Sounds like a real nightmare jerk, lulu  ::)   Drama queen as well, your punter  ???