When clients find any thing normal hilarious apparently all escorts do is lay on our backs. They are confused bless them.

I've 'questioned' a few on this stupid view *some* of them seem to have and one said that he thought because we charge ?100 an hour (or whatever) that we do nothing else but wait by the phone for bookings!! Another said similar in that he thought all escorts would be available 24/7 because we wouldn't want to lose out on the money because that's what HE would do!!! *rolls eyes*

You start to wonder who is the actual slave him or you....fucking time thieves I can't be doing with them.

Bdsm clients have very different kinks so they need to make these clear and that's why long emails are common. I don't have a problem with this but this guy is ruining his own sessions being so uptight

This is why I don't specialise in bdsm anymore, I'm happy to do the bits what I like ie; watersports,  discipline, caning etc but I won't entertain long drawn out scripts its not worth the money when someone can just call me, book a time, turn up have his little kinks dealt with and go. Any contact after the booking is just wasting my time so I don't reply after.

I'm the same really when you specifically specialise in it and make it known you probably get 10 times as many fantasists who want to write long emails and wank. I can be open minded to a clients ideas if they booked enough time for it to work but I'm not going to entertain somebody who gets really controlling and writes long descriptions of what they want to do. Somebody asking if they can spank me or flog me or they want me to pee on them etc is easier to consider and work out how to make it happen than somebody who writes 5 pages of text full of detailed descriptions of everything that needs to be done exactly right.

I also think people who want to control the booking this much will be a pain to deal with in person.

Jesus when they get at your apartment complex outside and then take it upon themselves to find me. There are 4 buildings of apartments here in the complex. 

An idiot who believes you have no intelligence to figure his silly intent out clearly     I told one, don't insult me, he said, wow!  Wow?        

Why do they feel the need to ask me out to dinner for free or on "dates".
 Or like one delusional lad today who asked me if I was going to carnival as he would "love to meet up with me there" for free. So we can hang out like mates.


  God give me strength. I rather chop off my own arm than have to interact with any of them (no matter how nice) for free.

Oh yes I used to get this a LOT! It eventually stopped for a while but then today a client I've seen maybe 4 or 5 times who has mentioned going out on a date before...well he rang me today asking if I would really go out with him for the night and would I stay over with him, go out for drinks and then stay over with him after...I said "Yes I might be able to do that with a few days notice it will be ?700"  He said he had to go and would call me back in about 5 minutes...No call back from him lmao 

Some clients text us asking us to call them.  Why do they do that.  We don't even know who they are!  I never bother.  They don't even give a description of themselves.

I had one text me with one of those free texts that you get when you have no credit, I called it thinking it might be a friend or my daughter and it was some idiot wanting a booking!