Author Topic: They said what??? (Read 201631 times)

Rosie13 · « **Reply #540 on:** 04 August 2018, 04:07:16 pm »

Guy messaged me today saying he is looking for a sub booking with me. Great. Then he attempts to start backwards and forwards messaging which I nip in the bud, the end result in being told none of his messages are pertinent to a one hour booking is that he’s looking for a sub to own but lucky me, he’ll do me the honour of me paying me for our first booking. He was very quickly sent on his way.

nachos · « **Reply #541 on:** 07 August 2018, 08:56:53 pm »

Quote from: Kristina Escort on 14 December 2016, 11:36:29 pm

Client on Phone - Whats the difference between a half an hour booking and an hour
My response - 30 minutes

Hahahaha!!! This is brilliant! I'm stealing! X

JustAnotherHooker · « **Reply #542 on:** 20 August 2018, 11:06:07 am »

I told a regular of mine yesterday that as from today I would be taking a 2 week break from work and he asked me where abouts was I going on holiday, to which I said I was just having a staycation and he came out with this belter, ‘but if your not going away anywhere then why are you taking a break’

and for once I was pretty speechless and really wanted to say ‘because ignorant cunts like you that act as if I’m not human really wind me the fuck up and before I assault one of you then I need a breather’!! Pity I couldn’t say that though.

Georgie · « **Reply #543 on:** 22 August 2018, 05:34:15 pm »

Was just asked... "How much can I sell my oral skills for? What's it worth"?

Me - "interestingly, women rarely purchase sexual services".

What else could I say?

Angel eyes · « **Reply #544 on:** 24 August 2018, 12:23:31 pm »

Crap day feeling irritated by Tw’s.. I don’t usually play along but I did with this one knowing he was a TW
Him ..do you see black men
Me ..yes black pink blue green as long as you are polite
Him .. I’m big
Me .. that’s fine I see short , fat , tall , thin not a problem ..
Him .. no I’m really big ..
Me .. like I said I see short fat tall thin
Him .. no my cock is 13inches big black cock
Me .. oh ( acting thick ) .. that’s fine who told you it was big ? I’d say that was average size ..so yes not a problem .. see you soon ..
he didn’t txt again ..
idiot ! ...

Another .. same day ..
Him ...always wanted to shag an older woman
Me .. ok how old are you ( expecting 20s)
Him oh I’m 36 ..
me I’m 38 ..
Him what would you do to me .. ?
Me NOthing your too old I like them younger ( I don’t but thought piss off )
I was like REALLY ! ..
xxx

seraphine · « **Reply #545 on:** 24 August 2018, 12:30:30 pm »

Justine · « **Reply #546 on:** 24 August 2018, 02:04:37 pm »

Yes I too like to occasionally wind them up just for my own amusement. Mostly I ignore or block but one man asked could I show my passport or driving licence to him on arrival.

I asked why and he said he needed to know I was British. I told him ok fine if he could bring his too.

Strange I never got to meet that man, still scratching my head.

MARIPOSA 76 · « **Reply #547 on:** 24 August 2018, 05:54:32 pm »

Quote from: Angel eyes on 24 August 2018, 12:23:31 pm

Crap day feeling irritated by Tw’s.. I don’t usually play along but I did with this one knowing he was a TW
Him ..do you see black men
Me ..yes black pink blue green as long as you are polite
Him .. I’m big
Me .. that’s fine I see short , fat , tall , thin not a problem ..
Him .. no I’m really big ..
Me .. like I said I see short fat tall thin
Him .. no my cock is 13inches big black cock
Me .. oh ( acting thick ) .. that’s fine who told you it was big ? I’d say that was average size ..so yes not a problem .. see you soon ..
he didn’t txt again ..
idiot ! ...

Another .. same day ..
Him ...always wanted to shag an older woman
Me .. ok how old are you ( expecting 20s)
Him oh I’m 36 ..
me I’m 38 ..
Him what would you do to me .. ?
Me NOthing your too old I like them younger ( I don’t but thought piss off )
I was like REALLY ! ..
xxx

I really liked this hahhaahah

Fantastic....I will copy it for some TW some day

Justine · « **Reply #548 on:** 29 August 2018, 09:52:09 pm »

New client asked would I please wear pvc so happy to say yes I waited for him.

New owners moving in next door today so some coming and going throughout the day. I opened my door to him but stood behind it and popped my head around as you do.

"a bit cloak and dagger isn't it?" he said. I got him in and reminded him it was not cloak and dagger but called discretion!

He had been a bit brash on the phone and kept interupting me (something I have low tolerance for) so I knew he would be a tricky one and he was. Glad I refused the two hours he wanted and said I could only do an hour.

chocoholicgirl · « **Reply #549 on:** 29 August 2018, 09:57:49 pm »

I hate when I open the hotel room door and they say hello really loud, I just ignore them while I slowly shut the door and then reply!

I already ask them not to knock so I'll need to ask them to keep their mouth shut too until I've closed the door. It's like discretion works one way but not the other.

AaleshaLondon · « **Reply #550 on:** 29 August 2018, 10:18:17 pm »

Quote from: DynamiteDoll on 14 April 2018, 03:37:37 pm

Idiot: I know you have little feedback on your aw profile but will you take 120 as your feedback is low.
Me: NO. As you said you read my profile in full it clearly states my rates are non-negotiable and I don't provide discount. If you can't afford my 140 fee I suggest you seek a provider who is at 120.

Idiot:I thought you would want the money as your feedback is low.
Me: Take care goodbye. Blocked the dick head.

The cheek!

Justine · « **Reply #551 on:** 30 August 2018, 11:26:45 am »

I think this was a first for me. Man telling me about what he and his wife get up to sexually which was ok I suppose but then he calls out her name and started calling me her name. This continued as the booking went along and it was obviously no mistake on his part. I said "Claire is a nice name I have always liked it" and he got even more excited.

Takes all kinds in this job.

chocoholicgirl · « **Reply #552 on:** 30 August 2018, 03:33:18 pm »

Quote from: Justine on 30 August 2018, 11:26:45 am

I think this was a first for me. Man telling me about what he and his wife get up to sexually which was ok I suppose but then he calls out her name and started calling me her name. This continued as the booking went along and it was obviously no mistake on his part. I said "Claire is a nice name I have always liked it" and he got even more excited.

Takes all kinds in this job.

As long as it doesn't happen the other way around!

seraphine · « **Reply #553 on:** 30 August 2018, 03:37:17 pm »

Justine · « **Reply #554 on:** 30 August 2018, 05:05:28 pm »

Quote from: 80s synthetic on 30 August 2018, 03:37:17 pm

Hm? That he wants to be called Claire?

I once had a cross dresser client called Claire.

Back to topic though, I have wondered if a client HAS ever called his other half by his favourite or reg service provider name. Shudder to think the reaction and excuse he would come up with.

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