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ladyinred

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #60 on: 23 May 2016, 10:57:48 pm »
What is your pussy width? Small, medium or large?
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #61 on: 24 May 2016, 08:53:55 am »
Oh god yes I've been asked how big my pussy is on the phone! :FF
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #62 on: 28 May 2016, 03:45:11 am »
This one had me in hysterics;
"You've got a lovely egg timer shape figure"
After a bit of confusion and explaining on his part I realised he actually meant hour glass figure. Poor guy was trying to pay me a compliment but I couldn't stop laughing. Still chuckling about it now!!
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ladyinred

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #63 on: 28 May 2016, 09:22:57 am »
Egg timer lol  ;D ;D :FF
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Jill

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #64 on: 28 May 2016, 09:43:21 am »
Still smiling at the egg timer quote!  ;D

One man I see has a thing about me getting "fully satisfied" as he puts it and of course he knows exactly how to do it  ::)
He doesn't of course and I don't get turned on by him or his actions one bit but do my best. When I remove my bra/top or robe my nipples pop up because of the drop in temperature in the room and he is convinced it is because I am in a state of  high arousal. "I can tell you will orgasm within a few minutes, just look at those hard nipples!"

This is the same man who tells me to "prepare for your climax" as he blows into my ear.  I hate it! Having my ears licked or blown into leaves me cold. Why do men think we love it? Or will girls on here now tell me they adore it?  :)
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #65 on: 28 May 2016, 12:16:12 pm »
Licked ears, gross
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #66 on: 28 May 2016, 02:14:33 pm »
Quote from: Jill on 28 May 2016, 09:43:21 am
Why do men think we love it? Or will girls on here now tell me they adore it?  :)

Well, preferences are highly personal, I personally enjoy ear-licking/nibbling and I've had a fair share of personal life male partners who liked it, too. Ears ARE an erogenous zone for many people.
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Jill

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #67 on: 28 May 2016, 05:34:53 pm »
Quote from: The_Lynx on 28 May 2016, 02:14:33 pm
Quote from: Jill on 28 May 2016, 09:43:21 am
Why do men think we love it? Or will girls on here now tell me they adore it?  :)

Well, preferences are highly personal, I personally enjoy ear-licking/nibbling and I've had a fair share of personal life male partners who liked it, too. Ears ARE an erogenous zone for many people.
Well yes I understand some people will like it but a slobbering wet tongue owned by an old man who thinks foreplay is anything other than spending time down below, just does not ring my bell!  :-\

This was the same man who attempted to state the bleedin obvious too, he said "I am helping pay all your bills aren't I?"

er, yes you are and thank you very much.  ;D
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #68 on: 28 May 2016, 05:47:50 pm »
'We've got such a great connection, can we be friends and see each other off the clock?'

 ::) nah mate, you just believe in my GFE a bit too much.
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ladyinred

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« Reply #69 on: 28 May 2016, 05:53:42 pm »
Quote from: Jill on 28 May 2016, 05:34:53 pm
Quote from: The_Lynx on 28 May 2016, 02:14:33 pm
Quote from: Jill on 28 May 2016, 09:43:21 am
Why do men think we love it? Or will girls on here now tell me they adore it?  :)

Well, preferences are highly personal, I personally enjoy ear-licking/nibbling and I've had a fair share of personal life male partners who liked it, too. Ears ARE an erogenous zone for many people.
Well yes I understand some people will like it but a slobbering wet tongue owned by an old man who thinks foreplay is anything other than spending time down below, just does not ring my bell!  :-\

This was the same man who attempted to state the bleedin obvious too, he said "I am helping pay all your bills aren't I?"

er, yes you are and thank you very much.  ;D

All your bills  ;D
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #70 on: 29 May 2016, 08:47:19 pm »
After he's cum - "Wow what a connection, did you feel it too?", "uh huh" while I'm discreetly looking over his shoulder at my watch to see how much longer we have left ;)

"You are so passionate you make me forget this is your job", why thank you kind sir I'm sure I will get that Oscar this year!

"I feel like I know so much about you, like we're getting closer", hahahahahahaha yeah you think I'm single, still live at home with my mum and am studying at university, you know nothing about me except what I want you to know.

"I can't believe how tight you are with how much cock you get every day", I think he could tell by the look on my face that he fucked up with that one... can you say sympathy tip?
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #71 on: 30 May 2016, 12:59:29 am »
I'm very busty, it doesn't even need acknowledging, we can all see I'm walking about with the equivalent of two footballs strapped to my chest...

"Have you always had big tits?"

"Nah mate, crawled out the womb like this..."  :FF

I know there's no badness in it but it does annoy me, I'd rather be paid a compliment acknowledging it than asked that question every time I whip my bra off.
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Jill

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #72 on: 01 June 2016, 01:20:52 pm »
A client I see fairly often and lets me know how upper class he is  ::) makes me inwardly smile. His numerous attempts to impress me by name dropping and constant references to how much he and his family spend just prove to me that he has some kind of problem, he mentions his much wealthier relatives and second hand bragging leaves me cold.
He told me he has spent vast amounts of money on me (thanks a lot much appreciated, I do not force him to visit!) so when he said this I replied "but Michael you have very expensive tastes and I am one of them"  ;D

He was quite gobsmacked and just smiled at me, I had got him there bang to rights!
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #73 on: 01 June 2016, 03:06:17 pm »
Tbh I prefer those who brag about their money than those who ask for discount lol  ;D
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« Reply #74 on: 13 June 2016, 03:49:10 pm »
American foot doctor after telling me how gorgeous and sexy I am (yeah right!) kissed his way down my legs to my toes... Looked at my feet and said 'Oh you have pretty feet, aside from the slight bunion on each foot' He then gave me a full foot exam declaring I 'Have some osteoarthritis in my toes that probably could warrant some attention from physical therapy' He then clicked straight back into starting to kiss his way back up.....  ::)
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