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IveS

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #135 on: 11 August 2016, 02:42:15 pm »
I had a client recently tell me I should start working in Dubai as that's where the money is at. Looking at there track record for human rights and as I'm at uni I think I'll give that one a miss  :-\
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Willow Summers

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #136 on: 11 August 2016, 07:26:47 pm »
'This is an easy job for  you, but you escorts charge alot of money'

Yeah, this job really is easy. Idiot.
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Willow Summers

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #137 on: 11 August 2016, 07:31:25 pm »
Had a client yesterday wanted half  hr. He came after 10 minutes just by blowing him and shoving a finger up his ass. He got dressed, said how great i was and will be back again. Just as he was about to leave, he turned round and said 'see ya soon, but cheaper next time'.  :o

Cheeky cunt!! There now wont be a next time!!
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storm

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #138 on: 11 August 2016, 07:52:38 pm »
"Instead of cash why not accept expensive watches or gold?"
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Hannaah

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #139 on: 11 August 2016, 09:23:29 pm »
Regular asks in his last booking when I'm next working so give him the dates. He proceeds to ask if I have plans over the school holidays and I tell him my dates are reduced due to my child being home from school.

Anyway, a few days later he texts asking if I'm working that day so I remind him I am unavailable due to my child..... "What about when he's asleep?"  :FF :FF :FF
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Phoenix

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #140 on: 12 August 2016, 12:44:02 am »
Guy tells me he's fresh out of Prison and I have been bought as a treat from his mates  :-\ When I nip to the bathroom he actually asks me not to steal anything in there..

I was sorely tempted to stuff the  loo roll into my bag in a fit of pique.. ( it was embossed  ;D )
« Last Edit: 12 August 2016, 12:53:48 am by Phoenix »
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ladyinred

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #141 on: 13 August 2016, 10:24:07 am »
Quote from: katrina on 06 May 2016, 09:58:59 am
A very regular client gives me financial advice EVERY single time after he's handed me my fee at the end...He's told me countless times that he paid his mortgage in his late 20's (he's in his 80's) He keeps saying that I should invest wisely and be sure to not keep more than ?75,000 in each account! When I said I have children and animals to keep he told me to 'get rid of them'!!!


He also 'examines' me to check I haven't put on any weight. ::)

I noticed that form the point I gained a little weight and I'm not skinny anymore, and I uploaded new pics, I get nicer clients....
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Shewolf

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #142 on: 13 August 2016, 01:38:33 pm »
Next time he tells you about how he paid his mortgage off early (or any other boasting stuff), take his hand in both of yours, look him in the eyes, shake his hand and say 'Congratulations!'. He should get the message soon enough if you keep doing it.

 ;D
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katrina

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #143 on: 13 August 2016, 05:55:01 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 13 August 2016, 01:38:33 pm
Next time he tells you about how he paid his mortgage off early (or any other boasting stuff), take his hand in both of yours, look him in the eyes, shake his hand and say 'Congratulations!'. He should get the message soon enough if you keep doing it.

 ;D


Lol! Yeah that's where I've been going wrong, when he's told me about his amazing life achievements  ::) I've been not saying anything just rolling my eyes and/or yawning (after about the 20+ times he's told me the same old boring shit) Its quite sad really that he STILL needs validation even after 50 years  :o The silly old fart !  ;D 
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Shewolf

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #144 on: 13 August 2016, 08:50:15 pm »
Gosh you've been seeing him 50 years. That's a devoted client you got there, even if he boasts a lot :)
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katrina

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« Reply #145 on: 13 August 2016, 08:54:17 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 13 August 2016, 08:50:15 pm
Gosh you've been seeing him 50 years. That's a devoted client you got there, even if he boasts a lot :)


Yep that's probably the only reason I can put up with him lmao   ;D
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Shewolf

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #146 on: 13 August 2016, 08:57:01 pm »
Just tell him next session that tying him up and putting a gag in his mouth is going to turn you on a lot...
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katrina

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #147 on: 13 August 2016, 09:04:55 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 13 August 2016, 08:57:01 pm
Just tell him next session that tying him up and putting a gag in his mouth is going to turn you on a lot...


I've tried that but unfortunately after all this time he now thinks we are husband and wife !   :FF  :o
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LaraAngel

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #148 on: 14 August 2016, 11:44:16 pm »
Ended up in a text/email chat with a potential client that was going on for a few days before I got to his town... we were all friendly and having quite an intellectual conversation about a range of topics. That was until this happened....

Him: So when we finally meet up are you cool to play really rough full on PSE?
Me: To be honest I've had a bit of a bad run lately so I'm not playing rough. Totally understand if you want to see another girl (and maybe you should so you can make sure you have a good time).
Him: It's all good baby. We can just do a romantic gentle PSE.
Me: Isn't that a bit of an oxymoron?
Him: You're so rude, there is no need to take your moronic mood on me. I haven't been rude to you so don't call me a moron. I'm blocking you don't ever contact me again, go back to the country you come from.

Ummmm? I didn't call you a moron, but......  :FF
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The_Lynx

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #149 on: 16 August 2016, 05:32:21 pm »
Quote from: lilylily on 14 August 2016, 11:44:16 pm

Him: You're so rude, there is no need to take your moronic mood on me. I haven't been rude to you so don't call me a moron. I'm blocking you don't ever contact me again, go back to the country you come from.

Lmao, not very eloquent is he.
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