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Pink~Princess

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Strange Complaints!
« on: 17 November 2013, 08:59:52 pm »
Well after a total mind fu*k of a week in Belfast I thought I would start a thread on if any of you ladies have had a strange complaint made towards you from a client?

The other day I had one of the worst clients I've ever had, I wont go into detail cause I don't even want to think about it tbh and was in tears when he left but one of the weirdest things he kept complaining about was my hair, he said I have too much of it and he said he realises I have extensions but he said nobody needs to have that amount of extensions in they're head and that I should get less next time WTF???

Is this guy for real? I actually didn't even know what to say to him, was I suppose to say sorry for having too much hair? I actually like having long thick hair, if he doesn't like hair then he should have chose a bald escort FFS!!

So my question is if any of you ladies have had strange complaints like this where you just think WTF??

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ilovedots

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Re: Strange Complaints!
« Reply #1 on: 17 November 2013, 10:52:22 pm »
"You're a really lovely girl, so intelligent and funny, it's such a shame that you're Polish!"  ;D
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

Pink~Princess

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« Reply #2 on: 17 November 2013, 10:55:01 pm »
I've actually had that almost exactly word for word only it was when I was in Edinburgh and it was a guy said the problem was that I was Glaswegian  ::)

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« Reply #3 on: 17 November 2013, 11:06:39 pm »
"You're a really lovely girl, so intelligent and funny, it's such a shame that you're Polish!"  ;D

I have had this ALL my life, just exchange "Polish" for "fat"  ::)

Thankfully, my fat is what my clients PAY for! :D

ilovedots

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« Reply #4 on: 17 November 2013, 11:07:48 pm »
"You're a really lovely girl, so intelligent and funny, it's such a shame that you're Polish!"  ;D

I have had this ALL my life, just exchange "Polish" for "fat"  ::)

I don't care any more, as long as they are clean and pay up  ;D
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

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« Reply #5 on: 17 November 2013, 11:11:13 pm »
"You're a really lovely girl, so intelligent and funny, it's such a shame that you're Polish!"  ;D

I have had this ALL my life, just exchange "Polish" for "fat"  ::)

I don't care any more, as long as they are clean and pay up  ;D

*thumbsup* ;D

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Re: Strange Complaints!
« Reply #6 on: 17 November 2013, 11:27:19 pm »
Just remembered another one  ;D a guy was truly disappointed because I didn't have any freckles and hated the fact that there were a few moles on my body instead  ???
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

Pink~Princess

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« Reply #7 on: 17 November 2013, 11:57:30 pm »
LOL  ::) xx

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« Reply #8 on: 18 November 2013, 12:19:32 am »
You seem so intelligent why arn't you doing a proper job instead of wasting your life....

my reply was that my intelligence told me it was better to earn the same money for 4 hours a week rather than 40 and spend the rest of my time being happy. That shut him up

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Re: Strange Complaints!
« Reply #9 on: 18 November 2013, 09:40:15 am »
I made a client a coffee after the service once,  he had 20 mins left so I thought why not.  He then complained that it was instant coffee!! Should of gone to Starbucks mate lol

Pink~Princess

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« Reply #10 on: 18 November 2013, 12:10:34 pm »
You seem so intelligent why arn't you doing a proper job instead of wasting your life....

my reply was that my intelligence told me it was better to earn the same money for 4 hours a week rather than 40 and spend the rest of my time being happy. That shut him up

I get that all the time, well they don't say I am too intelligent, they tell me I am too good or too pretty for a job like this. I do suppose they are trying to give me a compliment so I don't really take that to heart too much but its funny how many people actually say that lol. Weather I am too good for the job or not means nothing as I could be doing a normal job and not getting any where near the kind of money I get in this job.

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Re: Strange Complaints!
« Reply #11 on: 18 November 2013, 03:12:41 pm »
You seem so intelligent why arn't you doing a proper job instead of wasting your life....

my reply was that my intelligence told me it was better to earn the same money for 4 hours a week rather than 40 and spend the rest of my time being happy. That shut him up

So true, I will be saying this next time someone mentions it.

I made a client a coffee after the service once,  he had 20 mins left so I thought why not.  He then complained that it was instant coffee!! Should of gone to Starbucks mate lol

Its shocking really... what knobs! He should have put in the booking 'must have a cup of coffee ready for me sent straight from where the beans were grown'

strawberry

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Re: Strange Complaints!
« Reply #12 on: 18 November 2013, 03:35:17 pm »
Didn't realise my hair would be so, blonde.

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Pink~Princess

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« Reply #13 on: 18 November 2013, 04:38:13 pm »
I have just remembered I had another client complain about my hair first time we met he kept going on about it, he came back to see me several times until I got fed up with him being such an idiot but when we first met he said my pictures are very misleading because in my pictures they are mostly of me on nites out where I have used a curling tong on my hair whereas the day I met him, I had rollers in my hair instead so the curl was much more bouncy.

Everything else about my pics was spot on lol but incredibly misleading cause the curl in my hair wasn't the same.

I felt annoyed  cause by saying my pics are misleading it was like saying your a fake lol.

WTF though ::)

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« Reply #14 on: 18 November 2013, 04:50:59 pm »
I have just remembered I had another client complain about my hair first time we met he kept going on about it, he came back to see me several times until I got fed up with him being such an idiot but when we first met he said my pictures are very misleading because in my pictures they are mostly of me on nites out where I have used a curling tong on my hair whereas the day I met him, I had rollers in my hair instead so the curl was much more bouncy.

Everything else about my pics was spot on lol but incredibly misleading cause the curl in my hair wasn't the same.

I felt annoyed  cause by saying my pics are misleading it was like saying your a fake lol.

WTF though ::)

My hair is pretty much the same, I don't do anything different to it in photos I haven't the patience nor interest in using tongs, or indeed any other heated appliance on my hair.

It's either down, part up in a clip, or twisted up at the back. All inter-changeable within 30 seconds!

Oh and when the comment re the colour was made it had been it's natural colour for 5 years.

I sometimes think it's just something to say.