"You look like you enjoy a good dinner." I am 5ft 8 and a size 12

What seriously? Lol and someone of 5ft8 who is a size 12 is like someone of 5ft3 and a size 10 lol. I would probably look a wee bit frumpy as a 12 since I am small but at 5ft8 that's a perfect size. Some people huh??

  

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I've had a couple but never over anything major, just silly little things.

1. One guy emailed me on Adultwork after our meeting, outlining the things he enjoyed about the booking and listed 'areas for improvement' (his words not mine). This latter list included complaints such as 'too many stairs to climb', 'no mirrors in the bedroom' and 'walls are too plain'. The funny thing is he came back to see me another three times, so he couldn't have been that annoyed about these perceived shortcomings?

2. A regular who decided he was going to stop seeing me when I started charging extra for anal. He felt I was no longer competitive price-wise, which is fair enough as he's entitled to his opinion, but to phone me up and say so, I found a bit odd! Why not just never call me again? 

3. My all time favourite; I had a client say to me, 'For an Asian, you speak very well.' Leaving aside the racist slur, the way he said it, it almost sounded like he was put out by it. Not surprisingly, I never saw him again.

quite a few have said they love fat girls I know im a BBw but really ?

Once in Belfast I had single plats passed my bum thinking back maybe a few commented but didn't take any notice. If they did say my answer was nothing before proceeding. Some clients can be particular I always make sure they're happy before the booking especially the nervous ones or the ones who display strange body movement on entering.

I was just saying about the hair thing, most of negative comments don't take any notice of any more. I just think thank you for the money and that wouldn't choose as a friend. Many clients don't think before talking and are clueless to how sensitive woman can get hence being in touch with our emotions more.

I had the tall thing once as well. My profile says I am 5ft 8 and a curvy size 16.  He asked me to wear heels,  which I did,  making me pretty much 6ft.  He was a little 5ft 2/3 and said I was bigger than he expected!  I asked him what part of size 16 and 5ft 8 did he not understand,  he looked me up and down,  paused then said 'all of it' pmsl.

You seem so intelligent why arn't you doing a proper job instead of wasting your life....

my reply was that my intelligence told me it was better to earn the same money for 4 hours a week rather than 40 and spend the rest of my time being happy. That shut him up

I have had this.

Once when bent over the bed a guy slapped my bum cheek and shouted "I LOVE A BIG FAT ARSE". He was having the time of his life I think, I turned around and said "mm excuse me its not fat its squeezable humph" I was really insulted but he didn't mean it that way,

humph lol x