So I had a client who asked if I wanted him to stay at the start of the booking? (though of saying just leave the money...lol)

Maybe he just felt a bit insecure and wanted to feel wanted...and not just for his money lol

He said all his mates have bigger ones and when I asked how he knew he said they had shown him.

 

It's a guy thing, don't try to understand it lol.

Why do they ask in the middle of action do you have children or how many children do you have?
Do others get that?

Creeps me out

this morning I said I don't talk about children at these times

F being polite when they get creepy

I think they are trying not to peak too soon so talk rubbish, but children???

I fucking hate this with a passion.  I get the "I would love to meet your daughter if she's looking like you, and what is her working name.  This instantly gets my back up and usually I make a comment about how utter shite your service is going to be the moment you speak like that to me.  And I admit to giving the crappiest service when thy do this and if they mention it again I end the service no refund.  My kids if I have any or not are none of their business and I find it completely perverted.



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I had a reg seriously ask me if my mum and sister were jealous of my big tits and did they have big tits 

I've never had this one, but I don't think I'd be able to be even civil to somebody who said that. In what universe do they think that this is an acceptable thing to say

I was once asked if I had a toilet - not if he could use it, but if I had one? I wonder where he thought I went for the toilet if I didn't.

Haha this made me laugh!!! Lol 

This thread is making me laugh now then I answered the phone

hi are you available now I'm in the ****

me-why are u there

him- I got let down by someone

me- but u booked me for 4.30

him - no I didn't I asked were you available fot 4.30 and said I would be in town then.

OK so not really a booking but had he come and I had not answered he would have said it was a booking and I refused to answer

I told him I am busy

Cheeky effer went to someone else they double booked him and he tries to come here, idiot should have said he was running late lol

It's a guy thing, don't try to understand it lol.

This one just makes me roll my eyes. But so true, us women will just never understand the whole "how big is my cock" dilemna or even worse the performance dilemna.
You can even have a guy with a regular size or bigger size still feeling insecure about it. And we are experts after all:)
I always say something about how it's not about the size but about what they can do with it, how about they show me their talents etc. I just find some way around it so that their delicate male pride doesn't get hurt because then it's not only small but also limp...