Another one starting to bug a bit is
"have you ever tried anal?"
yeah but not that it's any of your business what I've done & not done sexually in my personal time. It's usually boundary pushing types I find who ask this so I mention IBS 

I find telling them "I have diarrhoea" works a TREAT!! 

Are you enjoying yourself?

Well over the last few days I've been really really horny so let's just say that I am exceptionally proud of my "customer service" lol. Every now and then however they are surprisingly surprised to see me having so much fun. And there we go... "are you enjoying yourself?"

Well I just decided to go with sarcasm so I say no, I'm just that good at faking it 

I don't really know why it is still so unbelievable for the male gender that a woman and especially a hooker can actually be really enjoying what she's doing...? Well sure, I enjoy their money too.

Not odd but cheeky...within a minute of arrival at his hotel "So whats your real name then" 

I've had this a few times. I always say, "Whatever you want it to be: Sarah, Anna, Claire, Joanne. Or you can just call me Dave if you like."
Soon shuts them up.

"How many clients do you usually take per week?"
...
It's the same dude who gave me a hickey the size of a golf ball. RED FLAG RED FLAG

Or yesterday "You don't look too happy." Happy about what? That I'm in the car with a man more than twice my age who's going to pay me for sex?

You like that, don't cha baby?!?!  (said in his best male porn star voice)

No, actually, I don't like it.  You're annoying me with it and that's why I keep switching positions on you but if I tell you that you probably won't book me again. 

I get this from an older regular and I don't say anything snarky because after one booking he told me that his sex life with his wife is a once a month deal where she says to him "go ahead and finish because I'm not going to be able to" which basically translates into cum as fast as you can and get off of me.

I haven't been married so I'm in no position to judge, but I really think that if my spouse said that sort of stuff to me on a regular basis I wouldn't want to have sex with them--I couldn't take the regular ego blow.  Sad.

I've been that woman... Amazing what I used to put up with. If a bloke was crap at sex I just used to put up with it. I wasted so much time on lazy, selfish twats! Nowadays if a client is shit at least Im getting paid for half an hour of boredom 

Oh that's great VC That's what actually made me decide on this job anyway lolololol