I had a reg seriously ask me if my mum and sister were jealous of my big tits and did they have big tits 

I've had this too, its like "What the fuck you weirdo", completely creeps me out, especially since I have had it from idiots in my civvy life as far back as when I was 18 (my sister is 10 years younger so major creeps back then).

"I would love to meet your daughter if she's looking like you, and what is her working name" - bloody creepy
What stopped you head butting the git?

So today I'm mid session with a first time visitor. He's banging away at me in mish, and suddenly comes out with 'Do you know what the weather forecast is for Saturday?' I told him i didn't and he went on to explain he's going to a wedding and was hoping it wouldn't rain. All while he's building up to shoot his load.

I found it all a bit odd to be honest.

I was once asked if I had a toilet - not if he could use it, but if I had one? I wonder where he thought I went for the toilet if I didn't.

Didn't you know Amy.... ladies have perfectly smooth underparts in the manner of Barbie therefore never need to use the toilet 

Why do they ask in the middle of action do you have children or how many children do you have?
Do others get that?

Creeps me out

this morning I said I don't talk about children at these times

F being polite when they get creepy

I think they are trying not to peak too soon so talk rubbish, but children???

. I was asked this exact question today..... I think when someone asks you, he is  kind of imagining how it would be if you were to date him.  Maybe, someone else could add more?   Or he thinks if we are as loose women as we are, we must have a few children all with different punters ... You are not the only one to be asked this odd question. 

It's obvious that I have given birth. Clients are often weirdly curious about where they are. I'll glance at the clock and say something like "at school just now." But then they press and say "oh, so they're in this country then?" Why on Earth wouldn't they be? Or they'll surprise and say "oh, you mean they live with you?"

They must think we're aliens.

Sometimes I want to say "I'm a completely normal, ordinary person you know. The only difference between me and your wife is that I am willing to suck your cock."

They must think we're aliens.

Sometimes I want to say "I'm a completely normal, ordinary person you know. The only difference between me and your wife is that I am willing to suck your cock."

I often get a similar impression.  They don't seem to think we are "add your escort name" 7/24 and we have no "real" persona behind the escorting persona.  They refuse to believe we have our real life / real persona or it just doesn't interest them.   

Got asked last week what age I was when I started masturbating...