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loubyloo

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If only they knew!!
« on: 13 December 2016, 11:19:21 am »
If only punters could see the real me right now.
I'm working and decorating my lounge at the same time.
So I'm in between clients at the moment and I've just painted a wall wearing a pink slashed mini dress with a binbag over my head with cutout head and armholes to keep clean!!!

Oh the glamour of it all!!! Hahaha
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mature helen

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Re: If only they knew!!
« Reply #1 on: 13 December 2016, 11:25:24 am »
Quote from: loubyloo on 13 December 2016, 11:19:21 am
If only punters could see the real me right now.
I'm working and decorating my lounge at the same time.
So I'm in between clients at the moment and I've just painted a wall wearing a pink slashed mini dress with a binbag over my head with cutout head and armholes to keep clean!!!

Oh the glamour of it all!!! Hahaha
;D
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FellowTraveller

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Re: If only they knew!!
« Reply #2 on: 13 December 2016, 11:30:02 am »
Haha I'm just lounging in trackie bottoms topped with a very glam checked shirt.. And thick socks and slippers.

Having an early lunch before my first client (with a much needed coffee 🍵 )
« Last Edit: 13 December 2016, 11:32:34 am by FellowTraveller »
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Caledonia

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Re: If only they knew!!
« Reply #3 on: 13 December 2016, 12:17:01 pm »
I'm in jegging style leggings, top and biker style ankle boots eating coldish mac n cheese in College Canteen.
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KDB

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« Reply #4 on: 13 December 2016, 01:58:50 pm »
I'm languishing in my green juice stained onesie & furry slippers.  ;D

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Re: If only they knew!!
« Reply #5 on: 13 December 2016, 11:25:34 pm »
All the glamour. Once I finish I'm in a bear onesie with my glasses on eating chicken nuggets from the baking tray because I'm too lazy to wash up or really cook something good. I really dislike contacts so only really wear them for work since I have some nice colour contacts for different looks. By the end of the day I look stoned with how red my eyes get.
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20AcreRose

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Re: If only they knew!!
« Reply #6 on: 14 December 2016, 07:10:09 am »
I had a TW texting me for pics earlier... "its hot I have the day off" etc etc...
I was SOOOOO tempted to send him the photo of the mess my dog had left on the floor overnight.  Between texts to this guy until I figured out he was just after a wank, I was cleaning up multiple piles of dog poo and vomit.  SUUUUPER sexy.
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Emma_C

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« Reply #7 on: 14 December 2016, 12:54:52 pm »
 ;D Loubylou I'm impressed by your multitasking. Hope the postman doesn't knock on your door.

Quote from: 20AcreRose on 14 December 2016, 07:10:09 am
I had a TW texting me for pics earlier... "its hot I have the day off" etc etc...
I was SOOOOO tempted to send him the photo of the mess my dog had left on the floor overnight.  Between texts to this guy until I figured out he was just after a wank, I was cleaning up multiple piles of dog poo and vomit.  SUUUUPER sexy.

I'd do it. A steaming pile of shit is more than what he deserves.
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Luciexx

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« Reply #8 on: 17 December 2016, 08:54:04 pm »
Nodding in agreement. . .  :)
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ParisB

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« Reply #9 on: 18 December 2016, 02:55:09 pm »
I'm in bed with my hot water bottle ( sad ) and watching Homeland my feet are lovely and warm
I love my afternoon kips
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: If only they knew!!
« Reply #10 on: 18 December 2016, 03:05:59 pm »
When I decide I'm finished for the day, it's usually no more than 10 minutes before I'm showered, in my fluffy PJs with a face pack on, having a beer and eating Pringles  :D
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Silencieuse

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Re: If only they knew!!
« Reply #11 on: 20 December 2016, 02:41:16 am »
after working in this industry I've never so blithely looked forward to dressing down and having a day with my cats.

used to be that I was looking forward to dressing up as that was a rare occurrence in my civvy days
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20AcreRose

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Re: If only they knew!!
« Reply #12 on: 20 December 2016, 03:20:02 am »
I seem to be really good at getting messages when I'm doing some pretty awful stuff... Resident horse decided to rip a big chunk of skin off her back leg, down to the bone.  I'd gone out to change the bandage, maggots had got in there (which was great because they cleaned it up real well), but my lordy it smelled awful.  I've got photos if anyone wants to see LOL.  But yeah between bending down gagging to change the bandage, giving penicillin injections and texting potential clients haha.... If only they knew...!
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