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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: loubyloo on 13 December 2016, 11:19:21 am

Title: If only they knew!!
Post by: loubyloo on 13 December 2016, 11:19:21 am
If only punters could see the real me right now.
I'm working and decorating my lounge at the same time.
So I'm in between clients at the moment and I've just painted a wall wearing a pink slashed mini dress with a binbag over my head with cutout head and armholes to keep clean!!!

Oh the glamour of it all!!! Hahaha
Title: Re: If only they knew!!
Post by: mature helen on 13 December 2016, 11:25:24 am
If only punters could see the real me right now.
I'm working and decorating my lounge at the same time.
So I'm in between clients at the moment and I've just painted a wall wearing a pink slashed mini dress with a binbag over my head with cutout head and armholes to keep clean!!!

Oh the glamour of it all!!! Hahaha
;D
Title: Re: If only they knew!!
Post by: FellowTraveller on 13 December 2016, 11:30:02 am
Haha I'm just lounging in trackie bottoms topped with a very glam checked shirt.. And thick socks and slippers.

Having an early lunch before my first client (with a much needed coffee 🍵 )
Title: Re: If only they knew!!
Post by: Caledonia on 13 December 2016, 12:17:01 pm
I'm in jegging style leggings, top and biker style ankle boots eating coldish mac n cheese in College Canteen.
Title: Re: If only they knew!!
Post by: KDB on 13 December 2016, 01:58:50 pm
I'm languishing in my green juice stained onesie & furry slippers.  ;D

Title: Re: If only they knew!!
Post by: TrashAzn on 13 December 2016, 11:25:34 pm
All the glamour. Once I finish I'm in a bear onesie with my glasses on eating chicken nuggets from the baking tray because I'm too lazy to wash up or really cook something good. I really dislike contacts so only really wear them for work since I have some nice colour contacts for different looks. By the end of the day I look stoned with how red my eyes get.
Title: Re: If only they knew!!
Post by: 20AcreRose on 14 December 2016, 07:10:09 am
I had a TW texting me for pics earlier... "its hot I have the day off" etc etc...
I was SOOOOO tempted to send him the photo of the mess my dog had left on the floor overnight.  Between texts to this guy until I figured out he was just after a wank, I was cleaning up multiple piles of dog poo and vomit.  SUUUUPER sexy.
Title: Re: If only they knew!!
Post by: Emma_C on 14 December 2016, 12:54:52 pm
 ;D Loubylou I'm impressed by your multitasking. Hope the postman doesn't knock on your door.

I had a TW texting me for pics earlier... "its hot I have the day off" etc etc...
I was SOOOOO tempted to send him the photo of the mess my dog had left on the floor overnight.  Between texts to this guy until I figured out he was just after a wank, I was cleaning up multiple piles of dog poo and vomit.  SUUUUPER sexy.

I'd do it. A steaming pile of shit is more than what he deserves.
Title: Re: If only they knew!!
Post by: Luciexx on 17 December 2016, 08:54:04 pm
Nodding in agreement. . .  :)
Title: Re: If only they knew!!
Post by: ParisB on 18 December 2016, 02:55:09 pm
I'm in bed with my hot water bottle ( sad ) and watching Homeland my feet are lovely and warm
I love my afternoon kips
Title: Re: If only they knew!!
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 18 December 2016, 03:05:59 pm
When I decide I'm finished for the day, it's usually no more than 10 minutes before I'm showered, in my fluffy PJs with a face pack on, having a beer and eating Pringles  :D
Title: Re: If only they knew!!
Post by: Silencieuse on 20 December 2016, 02:41:16 am
after working in this industry I've never so blithely looked forward to dressing down and having a day with my cats.

used to be that I was looking forward to dressing up as that was a rare occurrence in my civvy days
Title: Re: If only they knew!!
Post by: 20AcreRose on 20 December 2016, 03:20:02 am
I seem to be really good at getting messages when I'm doing some pretty awful stuff... Resident horse decided to rip a big chunk of skin off her back leg, down to the bone.  I'd gone out to change the bandage, maggots had got in there (which was great because they cleaned it up real well), but my lordy it smelled awful.  I've got photos if anyone wants to see LOL.  But yeah between bending down gagging to change the bandage, giving penicillin injections and texting potential clients haha.... If only they knew...!